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Hey, kids... looking for old classmates, or the World's Largest Casino, or pictures of J-LO?  Check out my groovy pop-up, courtesy of GeoCities!

Every time you click on it, I send a hundred bucks to Jerry's kids.
I updated my page!  I've now spent a grand total of 30 minutes on it. 

I can't find my copy of Harry Potter book 3.  I was just getting to the good part, where Voldemort says, "Harry, I am your fahhhther!"  And then the book disappeared.  If you see it lying around, can you let me know?
A recent picture of me, taken with Lagged2Death's fancy schmancy new camera.  That's his girlfriend in the foreground there.  Check out some more L2D photorealism here:
Cool Links:
What Time Is It?
Engrish
Linked2Death
Elf Up!
Chuck's Place
Things That Came Out Of My Head:
How Stuff Works
My Kuro5hin Diaries
The Onion
Swallowed By the... Night
BB Spot
The Dangers of Alternative Energy
Salon
Rules I Try To Live By
Red Meat Construction Set
Messed Up Jehovah's Witness Song
My New Filing Technique
Piece of a New Song
Memepool
Bigot Sing-Along
Send An Email To An Account I Rarely Check
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Last Modified: 9/20/02
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