The Witness
(C) 2002 SmoothP
I've got faith and walking shoes, and news of God's creation,
I've got Watchtower magazines for you to try
Me and the mailman and the local Chinese take-out place
There ain't a neighbor that ain't worth us stoppin by.
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I'm a fast food saviour, born-again misbeliever
Junk yard raver waitin' for his turn to fly
I talk to Jesus, he says I'm an underacheiver
The people who love me, are the people who need to die.
Me and my people only want for your salvation,
It won't take a moment to accept God in your life
Your neighbors said your husband's gone out on vacation
You don't mind my say so you're a very lovely wife.
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It gets so hard to tell the fact from all the fiction
It gets so hard to sort the truth out from the lies
Somebody tell me I'm a perfect little Christian
Somebody tell me I'm a healthy, holy guy
Lamp cord, duct tape, fingerprints, and signs of penetration,
They all find religion, when they're staring down the knife;
Forgive our trespasses, and lead us from temptation,
There's more than one way to have Jesus in your life.