(c)2002 SmoothP
the simple fact is, if you're looking to single people out as targets of hatred and violence,
skin color makes a really poor metric. sure, it's quick-- hell, you can look at a photograph
and know right away which people you hate. but you don't have to spend much more time
to find a better reason to hate someone. you can hate them for the kind of car they drive,
or the way they wear their hair, or even the color of their t-shirt. there's probably some
perfectly lovely people out their drving Lexuses, but to me, they're all cocksuckers. because
at some point in their day, they decided, "think I'll drive the Lexus today". cocksucker. but
no one wakes up and says, "think I'll be hispanic today". see what i mean? nothing wrong
with superficial hatred, but it's so much more justified when combined with free will.
enjoy the song. i know i have.)
We're having a Klan meeting Tuesday night
It's a potluck affair, gonna feed us right
Gotta wash my sheets, gotta get 'em clean
Soakin' my cross in gas-o-line
We got barbeque chicken, breasts and wings
Pork, turkey, dinner rolls, and other white things
There's plenty for everyone, alls you can eats
But we don't use gravy cuz it stains the sheets
(chorus)
Ooooohhh,
You can't bring brownies to the Ku Klux Klan
Don't bring chocolate chips, cuz they dirty your hands
You can bring rigatoni or moo goo gai pan
But if you bring brownies we'll beat you to death.
I got me a recipe-- angel food cake,
White's the only color we're allowed to bake
Took a cake decoratin' class, that's where I learned it--
It's shaped like a cross, but I accidently burned it.
We got the best potlucks in the whole damn Klan
Great entertainment for any white man
Beatin' up darkies and feeding our faces,
Savin' the world from inferior races
Oooohhhh,
You can't bring brownies to the Ku Klux Klan
Don't bring chocolate chips, cuz they dirty your hands
You can bring rigatoni or moo goo gai pan
But if you bring brownies we'll beat you to death.
Word History : Bigots may have more in common with God than one might think. Legend has it that Rollo,
the first duke of Normandy, refused to kiss the foot of the French king Charles III, uttering the phrase bi got,
his borrowing of the assumed Old English equivalent of our expression by God. Although this story is
almost surely apocryphal, it is true that bigot was used by the French as a term of abuse for the Normans,
but not in a religious sense. Later, however, the word, or very possibly a homonym, was used abusively in
French for the Beguines, members of a Roman Catholic lay sisterhood. From the 15th century on Old
French bigot meant "an excessively devoted or hypocritical person." Bigot is first recorded in English in
1598 with the sense "a superstitious hypocrite." -- Dictionary.com