Whoa there, Sparky. Put down the Obama Kool-Aid and back that Cult of Personality up a bit.

People are creaming their collective jeans over this guy all of a sudden.

Folks, I have some rather shocking news for you...

he doesn't write his own speeches.

Shhhhhhhh! Don't tell anyone though. It's apparently a secret. Dude can give a speech. Stupendous. People, let's not lower the bar this far just because we've had a bunch of evil retards in power for so long. We can do better than pretty words. He has handlers, just like the rest. Vote for the guy if you want, but all you men & women, stop offering to have his children, OK?

Jeez.



If you vote for Cynthia you get your woman and your African-American - all rolled into one. What a bargain!