MSUGhetto (12:13:25 PM): yo yo santa
SantaClaus (12:13:25 PM): Hmm... Nice answer. Note to self: check list twice for this one. If you get on my Good List you will find a special free gift here on Dec. 22!. Until then, I'll be watching ;-). Type menu to see the fun and games the elves have put on AIM for you.
MSUGhetto (12:13:51 PM): why would i wanna do that?
SantaClaus (12:13:52 PM): If you like -- after you spread the Christmas spirit to at least 10 other people!
MSUGhetto (12:14:29 PM): spread xmas spirit? is that an std or something?
SantaClaus (12:14:29 PM): The spirit of Christmas is the spirit of wonder, of youth, of care and of giving that binds all of us.
MSUGhetto (12:14:35 PM): yeah yeah
SantaClaus (12:14:35 PM): Without a doubt?
MSUGhetto (12:14:50 PM): i have no doubts, just overwhelming fears
SantaClaus (12:14:50 PM): O.K. then. Well, have a merry Christmas in any case.
MSUGhetto (12:14:58 PM): ok...thanks...
SantaClaus (12:14:58 PM): OK. Merry Christmas.
MSUGhetto (12:15:14 PM): does this mean you don't want to talk to me?
SantaClaus (12:15:14 PM): May I ask you a question?
MSUGhetto (12:15:17 PM): sure
SantaClaus (12:15:17 PM): Would you like to see some links to other things to help put you in the Christmas spirit?
MSUGhetto (12:15:43 PM): um,not so much right now...i thought was was gonna be a good question santa! i'm disappointed...
SantaClaus (12:15:44 PM): Here's a list of fun places to put you in the holiday mood:

AIM Holidays: Entertaining & More

AIM Home & Real Estate: Deck the Halls & More

AIM Movies: In Theaters This Season

AIM Music: Holiday Music & More

MSUGhetto (12:16:07 PM): didn't i say i didn't want them?
SantaClaus (12:16:07 PM): Why did you say that?
MSUGhetto (12:16:24 PM): because i said i didn't want the bloody links!!
SantaClaus (12:16:24 PM): Here's a list of fun places to put you in the holiday mood:

AIM Holidays: Entertaining & More

AIM Home & Real Estate: Deck the Halls & More

AIM Movies: In Theaters This Season

AIM Music: Holiday Music & More

MSUGhetto (12:16:29 PM): arg!!!!!!!!
SantaClaus (12:16:29 PM): Ah -- you've got me again. Why don't you type menu, it's time to get you in the holiday spirit!
MSUGhetto (12:16:38 PM): i don't want to!!
SantaClaus (12:16:38 PM): Oh, don't be like that -- just ask another way. The elves and I cannot just guess what you are saying. ;-)
MSUGhetto (12:17:14 PM): why not? you guess what i want every year. you're supposed to be this magical, mythical man!! where's the magic?!
SantaClaus (12:17:14 PM): I've got a billion children to keep track of -- so could you ask me something a bit more manageable? I'd very much appreciate it.
MSUGhetto (12:17:21 PM): oh fine then
SantaClaus (12:17:21 PM): Ho, ho then.
MSUGhetto (12:17:36 PM): you just call me a ho santa? i don't appreciate that
SantaClaus (12:17:36 PM): Excuse me?
MSUGhetto (12:17:43 PM): you know what you said
SantaClaus (12:17:44 PM): It's not so much the 'what' as it is the 'why'. ;-)
MSUGhetto (12:17:50 PM): huh?
SantaClaus (12:17:50 PM): O.K. I hear you. You are in need of some assistance. Well I cannot really part with any elves right now. But if you try typing menu you might find some useful things they have put together for you.
MSUGhetto (12:18:05 PM): i don't want the bloody friggin elves santa
SantaClaus (12:18:05 PM): Something you want to know about them?
MSUGhetto (12:18:14 PM): yeah...can i have one?
SantaClaus (12:18:15 PM): I've noted it. Anything else? ;-)
MSUGhetto (12:18:54 PM): um...how bout a digi cam?
SantaClaus (12:18:54 PM): ;-) What would your final Christmas wish be?
MSUGhetto (12:19:15 PM): are you like a genie and i only get three? i feel gipped
SantaClaus (12:19:15 PM): Ho Ho Ho! :-) All right, that gives me lots to go on! Why don't you type, "poll" and vote for your favorite holiday song.
MSUGhetto (12:19:45 PM): what? are you commanding me to do that?!
SantaClaus (12:19:46 PM): I've got my list, here's yours! Type a number and I'll tell you more.
1 - Tell Santa
2 - Tell Buddies What U Want
3 - Track a Shopping List
4 - Play Xmas Hangman
5 - Vote on Xmas Songs
6 - Win $10k Shopping Spree
7 - Send E-Cards
8 - Listen to Xmas Music
9 - A Free Gift 4U!

MSUGhetto (12:19:58 PM): i don't care!!
SantaClaus (12:19:58 PM): I'm sorry then. Why don't you type, menu for a list of things the elves have left for you?
MSUGhetto (12:20:03 PM): no
SantaClaus (12:20:04 PM): O.K. Scrooge. Type menu to try a fresh start.
MSUGhetto (12:20:08 PM): no!
SantaClaus (12:20:08 PM): O.K. I've answered that one as best as I can a couple of times in a row now. Type menu to get back in the sleigh.
MSUGhetto (12:20:35 PM): no
SantaClaus (12:20:36 PM): Mm hm. Such negativity. You are in need of some Christmas spirit!
MSUGhetto (12:20:43 PM): not really santa
SantaClaus (12:20:43 PM): Mm hm.
MSUGhetto (12:20:49 PM): what?
SantaClaus (12:20:49 PM): What, indeed!
MSUGhetto (12:21:00 PM): >:o
SantaClaus (12:21:01 PM): Can I ask YOU something?
MSUGhetto (12:21:03 PM): sure
SantaClaus (12:21:03 PM): Have you donated your time or money to anyone who is really in need this year?
MSUGhetto (12:21:08 PM): yeah...
SantaClaus (12:21:08 PM): Alright! I knew you were on my Good List. Just wanted to make sure ;-).
Now type menu.
MSUGhetto (12:21:16 PM): ok...menu?
SantaClaus (12:21:16 PM): Ho Ho Ho! Be sure to check this list twice! Type a number:

1 - Tell Santa
2 - Tell Buddies What U Want
3 - Track a Shopping List
4 - Play Xmas Hangman
5 - Vote on Xmas Songs
6 - Win $10k Shopping Spree
7 - Send E-Cards
8 - Listen to Xmas Music
9 - A Free Gift 4U!

MSUGhetto (12:21:20 PM): 9
SantaClaus (12:21:20 PM): Its not here yet! ;-) Check back on or after 12/22.
MSUGhetto (12:21:24 PM): grr
SantaClaus (12:21:24 PM): Take a moment, collect your thoughts, and try asking me another way. O.K. ?
MSUGhetto (12:22:25 PM): no
SantaClaus (12:22:25 PM): No?
MSUGhetto (12:22:29 PM): that's right
SantaClaus (12:22:29 PM): Hmm. Why don't you type, music, maybe that will put you in the Christmas spirit :-)
MSUGhetto (12:22:36 PM): how about not
SantaClaus (12:22:36 PM): Oh dear, how should I know?
MSUGhetto (12:22:40 PM): what?
SantaClaus (12:22:41 PM): My goodness. What, what?
MSUGhetto (12:22:48 PM): you confuse me santa
SantaClaus (12:22:49 PM): Alright now. I'm here to spread Christmas cheer -- so use this time wisely and type carefully. ;-) Here's quick way to get in the Christmas spirit; type, menu.
MSUGhetto (12:22:55 PM): menu
SantaClaus (12:22:55 PM): Here's your Christmas to-do list. Check it twice! Type a number:

1 - Tell Santa
2 - Tell Buddies What U Want
3 - Track a Shopping List
4 - Play Xmas Hangman
5 - Vote on Xmas Songs
6 - Win $10k Shopping Spree
7 - Send E-Cards
8 - Listen to Xmas Music
9 - A Free Gift 4U!

MSUGhetto (12:23:06 PM): 1?
SantaClaus (12:23:07 PM): Ho Ho Ho! Back for more? ;-) What else tops your list for Christmas?
MSUGhetto (12:23:32 PM): um...i want some money so i can pay for college, that would be nice
SantaClaus (12:23:32 PM): You don't need money, I'm bringing you a sleigh full of gifts, remember? :-)
MSUGhetto (12:23:58 PM): yeah well...unless you bring me a college degree and all the knowledge that goes with it, i still need the money
SantaClaus (12:23:58 PM): Goodness, that's too much for me to read. I'm talking to so may children and their parents. Could you ask me something a little shorter?
MSUGhetto (12:24:13 PM): well, santa, this is getting me nowhere
SantaClaus (12:24:13 PM): Pardon me?
MSUGhetto (12:24:21 PM): goodbye santa
SantaClaus (12:24:21 PM): Merry, merry Christmas to you! Good bye.

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