Well...This is me...Yup...that's me alrighty... I'm quoted as MSUGhetto or smarty_1_98 or RubberDuckLurve or bridget_7_13...Yeah. I have too many screennames (even though I don't use on on AIM and I just deleted about 4 on Yahoo...)

This is Irresistible Roommate Alex. She's so cool that she makes her bed with herslef in it (I'm kind of jealous of that ability). She's quoted as Alex (obviously) or alicnicmic. And she's got her own quote page.

This is Fest Friend Michelle, also known as Piratical Terror. She's so flippin' sweet, I don't even know what to say about her, except that I wish she'd update Damascus Skull more often.

This is Brian, the bestest gay guy I know at MSU (or well...anywhere...). He's escapenews2002 and SpartyJournKid08 and InkyPeyOhTey.

Because Tim asked so nicely (not really), and because the former picture was more than two years old, Tim gets a new picture in honor of his recent discovery that he is, in fact, circumsized and over my semi-guilt over the quotes page making his aforementioned genitalia numb (I have no idea how that happened. I should put up warnings, I guess...). And, even though most of his quotes are about maturbation, he swears he doesn't do it that much...Oh yeah, he's Vladikmore.

This is Tony. Alex's pink hat sure got around that day...He's kongming87 and the Ad-Whore.

This is Kelly, my Evil. Well, really, everyone's Evil. She's basically already married to her guy Rusty, and we've been telling her so for a while now. She's Shibby D00, Democracy Duck, and tinkerkell_bell4.

This is Ashley and Chris. Ashley giggles a lot, hence her nickname (Giggles, if you were lost for a second). Chris used to look like a pretty, pretty girl in the dark, but then he had to go and cut his hair. I do have some incriminating pictures from Fest this year, but he just looks like an ugly, ugly girl in the light (no offense, really!). Ashley is Moo I Am A Duck and Chris is spoomonkey13.

This be my Whitney. I still love her even though we go to rival schools and she has parking outside her dorm. She's actress4life213, her e iam isa68 (or some form thereof) pink_dancer13, and p1nkr0ckpr1nc3ss.

This is Marceau, who is known by either Mushroom or her aforementioned last name because there are just too damn many Amandas in Nut Bush for my sanity. She's a senior this year (geez, you kids are growing up, I can't take it!). She's quoted as...Marceau...I don't think she's ever online for me to quote a screenname...

This is Leah. She claims to be all innocent and good-Catholic-girl, but we ALL know better! Naw, Leah's a good kid, but North Branch and AQ (and all the corrupt people who live in both places) don't help keep her that way. She's leahd9866 and LeahSuzie519.

This be me Jeckyll! Jackie was the most innocent person in theater; she refused to be corrupted, so we stopped trying after sophomore year *JACKIE JACKIE JACKIE* She is our inspiration for good in theater! She's also jeckyll08 and Butterhair the Viking (but she's not quoted as the latter one, it's just what we call her when being all rival-rous about Pirates vs. Ninjas vs. Vikings).

This is Tom, who absolutely abhors this picture because he thinks he looks like he's giving a blow job to his finger. Everyone else I've talked to think it's sexy. Anyhooters, he's tigerbunny410.

This is Caitlin. She's suffocating Fishy with her butt, made extra-strong with all that AFROTC training (and yet, she still can't keep in step...). She lives on the fifth floor with Jen and is also a guest resident of ours. She's the obvious CaitlinGuthrie.

Oh, Jen. Eating a banana with my bra on her head. See, children, this is what finals week does to you! What would we do without Jen...Wait, I have an answer: Only have to deal with one extremely perverted person in the group. She's pretty much OCD and rooms with Caitlin upstairs. She is HOOFWAYSCELLO.

Sarah! Laponsa! This is my mistress, Lapon. We have some tasty handsex, but not often, since she lives all the way across campus. Frown...She is Scalding Lake and Starr285

So that's all I got right now...you got a better pic, lemme know. It might go up. Or I'll just laugh at you for trying to get a less-embarrassing photo online. Or give me a photo to put up here in the first place, or I'll have to come around and hunt you down with my fantasmical camera of DOOOOOOOOOOOM!! MuhahaHImahaHIahha!