The Reason People Should Not Say Things To Me
Because now, they wil be quoted on my page! MuahEhahMihaheha! So, anywho...here ya go!Send quotes to [email protected] and if they are deemed worthy, then they shall be added!
And because I know most of you won't get to the bottom of the page, here are some links to visit--I command it!!
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The reason I have an extreme dislike for Santa
Tony, the Ad-Whore
Why Kristen wants to be a gay boy
This is what girls REALLY talk about
Don't leave me to babble, or this will happen!
Le Pirate-Ninja Fight!
These be them whom I do talk much aboot
WARNING!
This quotes page may be cause for unexplainable numbing of the genital region!
Vladikmore (3:23:21 AM): I was reading your quotes, as I'm apt to do when I'm bored, tired, and hungry
Vladikmore (3:23:23 AM): And suddenly
Vladikmore (3:23:25 AM): I kid you not
Vladikmore (3:23:29 AM): My PENIS FELL ASLEEP!
Soooooo....onto the quotes...
Bridget: Matt, you're between my legs.
Matt: Does that mean you're done?
Bridget: Well, if you want more...
Matt: Sure!
RubberDuckLurve (4:03:33 PM): have fun in class, don't get raped.
CannibusSativa87 (4:03:36 PM): will do.
CannibusSativa87 is away at 4:03:48 PM.
RubberDuckLurve (4:07:58 PM): i am too.
Auto response from CannibusSativa87 (4:07:58 PM): getting raped. sorry bridgey.
Flute1285 (10:02:06 PM): okay, on my way
Flute1285 (10:02:07 PM): without shoes
RubberDuckLurve (10:02:26 PM): hehe ok
RubberDuckLurve (10:02:41 PM): don't step on any condoms/needles/blood puddles/etc.
RubberDuckLurve (12:15:21 AM): SODJFBAPIUGDPHRIGUFOHFD;LKJGVSD
Kratos429 (12:15:40 AM): Oh?
RubberDuckLurve (12:16:55 AM): basically.
RubberDuckLurve (12:17:14 AM): the keyboard-smashing equivalent of ARRRGGH
RubberDuckLurve (12:17:21 AM): or *headdesk*
alicnicmic (12:02:07 AM): if you had to die, i'd want you to die of rapture
MSUGhetto (12:02:17 AM): it would be a good death.
MSUGhetto (12:02:24 AM): and i would want the same for you
alicnicmic (12:02:39 AM): you know who would send me to rapture?
alicnicmic (12:02:43 AM): jesus.
alicnicmic (12:02:51 AM): (was that a bad joke or what?)
MSUGhetto (11:56:27 PM): i'd like to be not-bored with him.
MSUGhetto (11:56:33 PM): too bad he's like...old.
alicnicmic (11:56:37 PM): once.
alicnicmic (11:56:47 PM): i saw a picture of him in a bathtub.
MSUGhetto (11:57:03 PM): lol!
alicnicmic (11:57:12 PM): i mean
alicnicmic (11:57:20 PM): i saw him in the bathtub.
alicnicmic (11:57:23 PM): yesterday.
MSUGhetto (11:57:35 PM): oooh
MSUGhetto (11:57:43 PM): that must have been wet.
alicnicmic (11:57:52 PM): there was a line
alicnicmic (11:57:58 PM): but i can't see it any more
alicnicmic (11:58:06 PM): because we just crossed it
alicnicmic (11:58:09 PM): and then kept going
MSUGhetto (11:58:25 PM): line?
MSUGhetto (11:58:27 PM): what line?
MSUGhetto (11:58:33 PM): i have lines?
MSUGhetto (11:58:40 PM): we have lines?
alicnicmic (11:42:44 PM): when the middle son was like "it's the manga"
alicnicmic (11:42:56 PM): and then the dad is like "is that some new form of pot?"
MSUGhetto (11:43:06 PM): HAHA
MSUGhetto (11:43:16 PM): it's tropical-flavored.
MSUGhetto (11:43:25 PM): like hookah tobacco is.
alicnicmic (11:43:25 PM): yes.
alicnicmic (12:38:39 AM): judas is totally more gay than jesus.
MSUGhetto (12:38:58 AM): totes.
MSUGhetto (12:39:12 AM): judas is like a gay prositute
MSUGhetto (12:39:20 AM): he got paid to mack on jesus
alicnicmic (12:40:03 AM): but not by jesus.
alicnicmic (12:40:09 AM): isn't that a little confused?
alicnicmic (12:03:43 AM): jesus. jesus. jesus.
MSUGhetto (12:03:56 AM): just don't crash your van into him.
alicnicmic (12:04:06 AM): i would never.
alicnicmic (12:04:08 AM): well...
alicnicmic (12:04:15 AM): maybe...
MSUGhetto (12:04:17 AM): there was that one time...
alicnicmic (12:04:18 AM): if i was really drunk.
alicnicmic (12:04:25 AM): after communion
alicnicmic (12:04:35 AM): and then we got into the car together (me and jesus)
alicnicmic (12:05:01 AM): and then he somehow fell out, like because some judas pushed him
alicnicmic (12:05:24 AM): and then, because i was drunk with slow reflexes, i ran him over.
MSUGhetto (12:05:31 AM): trying to make out with jesus with the door was open
alicnicmic (12:05:42 AM): are you slashing jesus?
MSUGhetto (12:05:46 AM): .....
MSUGhetto (12:05:53 AM): it's totally in the bible.
alicnicmic (12:06:07 AM): LOL!!!one1!!!!!
alicnicmic (12:06:26 AM): *dies dead*
MSUGhetto (12:07:10 AM): *asks jesus to revive you*
MSUGhetto (12:07:23 AM): because you know, he'd forgive you for running him over
MSUGhetto (12:07:28 AM): that's just how he rolls.
alicnicmic (12:07:44 AM): with judas.
alicnicmic (12:07:46 AM): omg.
alicnicmic (12:07:53 AM): you just made me slash judas.
alicnicmic (12:07:56 AM): and jesus.
MSUGhetto (12:08:05 AM): i am so going to hell, aren't i?
alicnicmic (12:08:16 AM): and bringing me with you apparently.
MSUGhetto (12:08:28 AM): at least we'll be there together.
alicnicmic (12:08:37 AM): with judas.
PLS 372 Prof (talking about a preserved fetus on display): Oh look at me, I'm naked. And dead.
Alex: I'm choking on a cough drop!
Alex: And the part of his mind that's like "I have a penis!" is beating it down even harder.
(After watching Brick)
Caitlin: I don't think I'm indie enough for this movie.
MSUGhetto (10:19:01 PM): speeding makes the spiders come
tigerbunny410 (10:19:43 PM): and spiders make tom turn into a fairy princess
tigerbunny410 (10:21:47 PM): it's a vicious cycle of conspiracy i tell you
tigerbunny410 (10:26:04 PM): i'mma go meet my ex for coffee so i'm out like a fetus in planned parenthood
MSUGhetto (10:26:32 PM): that's terrible...ly funny!
HOOFWAYSCELLO (11:22:02 PM): or lets be lesbos, but not together
HOOFWAYSCELLO (11:22:05 PM): :P
MSUGhetto (11:22:10 PM): damn *snaps*
HOOFWAYSCELLO (11:22:14 PM): asexual!!!!
HOOFWAYSCELLO (11:22:20 PM): that's only way!
MSUGhetto (11:22:25 PM): haha, there's no way i could be asexual.
HOOFWAYSCELLO (11:22:30 PM): me neither
HOOFWAYSCELLO (5:20:44 PM): BRIDGET!
HOOFWAYSCELLO (5:20:47 PM): I HAVE AN IDEA!
HOOFWAYSCELLO (5:20:55 PM): LET"S GET LABOTOMIES!
Alibear2001 (3:33:28 PM): PROF. SWEENEY IS AMAZINGS!
Alibear2001 (3:33:43 PM): YES, HE IS THE PLURAL OF AMAZING!
Alibear2001 (3:33:58 PM): he is mean and surly and threatened to beat everyone with his walking stick
Alibear2001 (3:34:00 PM): it is love
CaitlinGuthrie (4:27:38 PM): hey, let's look at the bright side... there are still 4 more days till class. and... over a thousand people die in the US every day
RubberDuckLurve (4:27:49 PM): true!
RubberDuckLurve (4:28:04 PM): but, i think it's wrong to pray for someone's death, however accidental.
CaitlinGuthrie (4:28:40 PM): what about praying for the death rate to increase?
Bridget: But, Hayes and I cuddling isn't as bad as Kim and Jeff because Hayes has a girlfriend!
Alex: ...Think about that for a second.
Bridget: We acknowledge that we're terrible people afterwards?
MasenkoJTK (7:44:22 PM): so i have to drive my buddy back to ypsilanti tonight
MSUGhetto (7:44:46 PM): fun times
MasenkoJTK (7:44:56 PM): quite
MasenkoJTK (7:45:16 PM): wanna bow chicka bow wow later? =P
MSUGhetto (7:46:07 PM): oh man, if i wasn't so tired i would've fell over laughing
MasenkoJTK (7:46:25 PM): that might have been the reaction i was going for
RubberDuckLurve: i drink more with my mom than anywhere else.
HOOFWAYSCELLO (4:19:51 PM): tell alex <3
HOOFWAYSCELLO (4:19:57 PM): ;d
MSUGhetto (4:21:11 PM): alex says to stop mooning her
Kratos429 (9:13:51 PM): [Barry Manilow]'s about as straight as a Life Saver.
(In Spanish 202)
Ryan: I don't feel all that great. I just want to go home.
Bridget: I got hit by a truck this morning riding my bike to work.
Ryan: ...You win.
astraev (11:12:11 PM): Be totally safe, yo!
RubberDuckLurve (11:12:23 PM): fo reals!
RubberDuckLurve (11:12:29 PM): sorry, REALZ!
RubberDuckLurve (10:56:21 PM): i need to get rice though, rice always makes food good
astraev (10:56:32 PM): I have rice!
RubberDuckLurve (10:57:13 PM): !!!
RubberDuckLurve (10:57:24 PM): I have an asston of chicken!
astraev (10:57:36 PM): Want to marry them?
RubberDuckLurve (10:57:42 PM): of course!
astraev (10:58:02 PM): Hehe, we'll do dinner and Lost!
RubberDuckLurve (10:58:16 PM): I hope your rice won't be terribly disappointed to learn that the chicken's boastings of being an "asston" are an exaggeration...
RubberDuckLurve (10:58:19 PM): ScORE.
astraev (10:59:04 PM): Haha, as long as there is chicken, s'all good.
RubberDuckLurve (11:01:52 PM): if i were a guy, i'd be walking around with baggy pants and a trapper keeper because it doesn't take much to get me going.
RubberDuckLurve (1:22:01 AM): ok, you know you're sleep deprived
RubberDuckLurve (1:22:44 AM): when your roommate tells you to go take a harry potter-themed meyers briggs personality test
RubberDuckLurve (1:23:04 AM): and you laugh because she says that you have trouble putting yourself out
RubberDuckLurve (1:23:10 AM): but once you get there, you're good
RubberDuckLurve (1:23:30 AM): and just laugh really that your roomie told you you have problems putting out
supremeruler15 (1:26:15 AM): lol oh dear
RubberDuckLurve (1:26:24 AM): yeah
RubberDuckLurve (1:26:27 AM): i need sleep
RubberDuckLurve (1:29:10 AM): .....she pretty much doesn't HAVE pants to keep on
supremeruler15 (1:29:21 AM): lol
RubberDuckLurve (1:29:55 AM): yes. i live with a person who doesn't like the confinement of the pants variety.
supremeruler15 (12:21:25 AM): then i fell on my skateboard on the way home from holmes. what did i trip on you ask?
supremeruler15 (12:21:27 AM): salt
supremeruler15 (12:21:35 AM): yes thats right. salt
RubberDuckLurve (12:21:59 AM): oh man, pwned by sodium chloride
supremeruler15 (12:22:29 AM): i know
supremeruler15 (12:22:38 AM): its so pathetic
supremeruler15 (12:22:46 AM): taken down by salt
supremeruler15 (12:22:53 AM): *shakes head*
poor cinderalex (3:22:21 PM): you should really be working on your paper.
alicnicmic (3:22:33 PM): but i'd much rather chat with you.
poor cinderalex (3:22:59 PM): i know im compelling, but really dear, get to work.
alicnicmic (3:23:26 PM): i really want to tell you something though.
poor cinderalex (3:23:40 PM): something so important it can't wait till tomorrow?
alicnicmic (3:24:30 PM): sometimes i talk to myself.
poor cinderalex (3:24:37 PM): no really?
MSUGhetto (4:21:56 PM): OMG A GAY VIRGIN!
MSUGhetto (4:22:05 PM): y'all are rare!
MSUGhetto (4:20:14 PM): i know of broken condom babies, and my rentals are not ready for a grandkid from me just yet
tigerbunny410 (4:20:17 PM): hang on...i am going to take a second to remind myself that it's awesome being gay
Vladikmore: I shall cast your soul into the firey pits of Cow Hell!!!
Vladikmore: I don't actually mean that.
Vladikmore: But wouldn't it be funny if someone from North Branch said that and did?
RubberDuckLurve: OH NOES! NOT COW HELL!! THE PIT OF FIERY MANURE SEARS MY SOUL.
Vladikmore: HaHA! The Manure shall be the least of your worries.
Vladikmore: It is the haven of the tipped Cows that you must truly Fear!
Vladikmore: And Chris Farley. Nobody really knows why he's down there...he juts kinda' is.
RubberDuckLurve: THE FURY OF THE TIPPED COWS!! OH PLEASE< ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!111!!!!one!!
RubberDuckLurve: Yeah....
Whitney: random fun fact: 3 popes have died on my birthday... it is a pope killing kind of day
RubberDuckLurve (10:31:18 PM): hello titty?
itoasteverything (10:32:05 PM): :'(
RubberDuckLurve (10:32:21 PM): O:-)
itoasteverything (10:33:02 PM): uhhhhhhh huh.
RubberDuckLurve (10:14:40 PM): i shall forever think of davy jones as cthulhu
itoasteverything (10:14:41 PM): exactly.
itoasteverything (10:14:54 PM): i shall forever think of billy mack as cthulhu
RubberDuckLurve (10:15:30 PM): BAHAHA
RubberDuckLurve (10:15:37 PM): singing...
RubberDuckLurve (10:15:44 PM): christmas songs...
itoasteverything (10:15:44 PM): christmas is all around.
RubberDuckLurve (10:15:48 PM): oh god
itoasteverything (10:15:53 PM): /soul-destruction./
RubberDuckLurve (10:16:08 PM): IN. DEED.
Justin: I still like the good kinds of meat, like steak. And hot dogs.
MSUGhetto (12:25:48 AM): everyone deserves to get off.
Scalding Lake (3:32:54 PM): I broke my back >_<#
MSUGhetto (3:33:15 PM): i'm sorry!!
Scalding Lake (3:33:46 PM): I'm mostly all packed.
MSUGhetto (3:34:03 PM): lucky!!!
Scalding Lake (3:34:05 PM): ..and I was wondering if that box was too heavy.
Scalding Lake (3:34:09 PM): IT WAS
Scalding Lake (3:34:12 PM): OH GOD< IT WAS
MSUGhetto (3:34:35 PM): aww!!!
MSUGhetto (3:34:40 PM): *virtualbackrub*
Scalding Lake (3:34:51 PM): mmm oooh a little lower!
MSUGhetto (3:35:05 PM): *goes lower*
Scalding Lake (3:35:12 PM): !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MSUGhetto (3:35:19 PM): *not that low*
Scalding Lake (3:35:36 PM): lol, okay.
MSUGhetto (3:35:39 PM): lol
MSUGhetto (10:27:39 PM): WHAT?!!!!
MSUGhetto (10:27:41 PM): LIAR!
MSUGhetto (10:27:46 PM): WHY?!
MSUGhetto (10:27:56 PM): HOW COULD YOU?!
MSUGhetto (10:28:04 PM): I WAS SO PROUD OF YOU!
MSUGhetto (10:28:11 PM): GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
CaitlinGuthrie (10:28:13 PM): oh the shame!
CaitlinGuthrie (10:28:21 PM): i didn't actually hit anyone with a bike!
CaitlinGuthrie (10:28:24 PM): for shame!
MSUGhetto (10:28:32 PM): WHAT!?
CaitlinGuthrie (10:28:54 PM): oh i mean... i didn't make a grown man cry.
MSUGhetto (10:29:02 PM): IM SO DISAPPOINTED IN YOU!
CaitlinGuthrie (10:29:02 PM): NOOOOO
CaitlinGuthrie (10:29:05 PM): NOOOOOO
MSUGhetto (10:29:34 PM): WE ARE GOING OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW AND WE ARE GOING TO FIND SOME GROWN MEN TO MAKE CRY
MSUGhetto (10:29:51 PM): AND THEN WE ARE GOING TO THROW A BIKE AT SOMEONE
MSUGhetto (10:30:03 PM): JUST SO THAT THESE STORIES CAN BE TRUE
RubberDuckLurve (11:29:48 PM): my brother....looks like kip.
itoasteverything (11:29:54 PM): kip?
RubberDuckLurve (11:30:04 PM): from napolean dynamite?
itoasteverything (11:30:08 PM): ooh
itoasteverything (11:30:10 PM): wow.
itoasteverything (11:30:13 PM): lovely.
RubberDuckLurve (11:30:15 PM): indeed.
itoasteverything (11:30:38 PM): computer networking sounds about right for chatting online with hot babes, at least
RubberDuckLurve (11:31:15 PM): ....that might be funnier to you if i knew more about this "model" from connecticut he was supposedly talking to a few months ago
Alpha9406: thats cuz theres new developments in the missle east
Alpha9406: middle*
Alpha9406: hmm...missile east
Alpha9406: I like that one
Alpha9406: emo isnt a color...
Auto response from RubberDuckLurve: Emo isn't a good color on me.
RubberDuckLurve: so?
Alpha9406: umm...dunno
RubberDuckLurve: ok.
RubberDuckLurve: emo can be the next crayola crayon color
Alpha9406: lol
RubberDuckLurve: it'll be some combination of black, gray, and purple
Alpha9406: why purple?
RubberDuckLurve: it'll blend better than red
Alpha9406: what is the color of angst?
RubberDuckLurve: the very sight will make you want to cry and spout off sad songs on your acoustic guitar
Piratical Terror (11:16:41 PM): i'm always afraid i'm squeezing his lil organs too hard
MSUGhetto (11:16:48 PM): ah
MSUGhetto (11:16:57 PM): organ squeezing tisn't a good thing
Piratical Terror (11:17:27 PM): well, worms are so hard to pick up
MSUGhetto (11:19:51 PM): they are...so squirmy and wet and small...
Piratical Terror (11:20:22 PM): but so cute in an icky-sticky way
MSUGhetto (11:21:05 PM): true
Piratical Terror (11:21:57 PM): ::squirms in a gooey way:: look! i'm gross, but so cute and simple! i don't even have a spine!
MSUGhetto (11:22:14 PM): and if we cut you in half, you can still survive!
MSUGhetto (11:22:21 PM): i don't think we should try that though...
Piratical Terror (11:22:36 PM): not in my best interest
Piratical Terror (11:22:41 PM): but i have nine hearts
Piratical Terror (11:22:47 PM): the better to love you with!
MSUGhetto (11:22:57 PM): yay!
MSUGhetto (11:23:05 PM): more the more the merrier
Piratical Terror (11:06:38 PM): :P to you too
Piratical Terror (10:27:31 PM): ::salutes:: good luck on your mission
Piratical Terror (10:26:00 PM): i like the way you think
Piratical Terror (7:40:21 PM): like, if godzilla and king kong had a super-big baby. that's how much i miss you
(after typing "banana" at me for over two mintues)
MstrYMeaT8: woo hoo im archivin and gettin loaded
Wick: Back when I was knee-high to a grasshopper...
Nick: I said "ho," let me be clear about that.
Bridget: That ice cream was orgasmic.
Adrienne: I'm going to go touch myself. Wanna come?
RubberDuckLurve (5:48:49 PM): Fact: Male and female rats may have sex twenty times a day.
ReNEgaDe404 (12:06:03 PM): sosososoosososososso how be the weather over there
ReNEgaDe404 (3:04:55 PM): i'll kill your grass blades
Auto response from hereiamisa68 (11:52:33 PM):
MSUGhetto (4:30:13 PM): don't rape him, it's not polite.
CaitlinGuthrie (12:25:09 AM): i wish i could send you a bundle of baby piglets wrapped in a pink bow to show you how cool i think you are
MSUGhetto (10:12:06 PM): CAPS LOCK
Auto response from MSUGhetto (8:42:13 PM): You know what would be an awesome idea?
alicnicmic (5:28:25 PM): why are we having a deep meaningful conversation on aim when we are sitting across from one another?
RubberDuckLurve (10:24:02 PM): it's fun to spazz!
Alex: Did you put the quote up about AG having sex with his final?
Scalding Lake (12:20:24 AM): Jenn and I need help cybering
Matt: No one will let me really duel. I just want to shoot some one, is that so bad?
Alex: OMG! EW! BUG! ON THE PILLOW!
(Talking about M@ being a hippy)
Jillian: Well, I don't have a prostate, so it's [the taint] not as sensitive.
Alicia: Your room smells like mashed potatoes.
Bridget (whilst unwrapping a package from Whitney): She sent me a nudie woman!
alicnicmic (4:46:06 PM): http://www.poetspassion.com/mypoem.htm?C=22815
Alex: My only consolation in being Alpha Female is knowing everyone is feeling just as crappy as me.
tigerbunny410 (5:17:19 PM): soooooooooooooooooooooo you're gonna hear the grand daddy of all lameass questions from work today
(Whilst sitting in the same room, as if oft to be the setting when IMing each other)
MSUGhetto (11:23:20 PM): john williams, i do not feel like lisening to you right now! especially not forrest gump!
Bridget (talking to Justin on his house phone): Hold on a sec. *checks call waiting* ...Your cell phone is calling me.
Scalding Lake : Tell me everything you know about orgo!
hereiamisa68 (2:04:18 PM): so
MSUGhetto (12:34:54 PM): This just proves that Chuck Norris is a hardcore badass. Like William Wallace; that guy could shoot lightning bolts out of his arse!
[21:48] theodorre fucking johnathon: i hang out with my wang out
MSUGhetto (10:00:44 PM): (true story, a girl asked me if i had any unlocking spell that would work since "alohomora" wasn't doing her any good)
Auto response from alicnicmic (10:52:24 PM): how do you feel about gravity? strongly negative? negative? slightly negative? neutral? slightly positive? positive? very positive?
Slipknot_fan_666_2006: how ate you
Whitney: I think I'd be a giggly orgasmer.
Auto response from Alibear2001 (8:11:51 PM): this morning (?) I got up at 2am Athens time to go to the airport for a 5:40am flight to Amsterdam. I had gotten only 4 hours of sleep before, and had gotten up at 8am. Athens time is 7 hours ahead of ours. Please someone do the math and tell me how much sleep i have not gotten.
RubberDuckLurve: CADET GUTHRIE
HOOFWAYSCELLO (2:15:57 AM): oh ewe
MSUGhetto (5:53:10 PM): are my reproductive organs allowed to dislike yours for starting a bleeding contest?
MSUGhetto (9:22:16 PM): I'm sorry that my quotes page kills your genitalia
RubberDuckLurve (11:50:47 PM): it [Pride and Prejudice] makes me want to have nineteenth century men spout flowery language of love at me
Vladikmore (3:23:12 AM): PAH!
Scalding Lake (12:04:02 AM): Top or bottom?
HOOFWAYSCELLO (11:59:21 PM): if i had balls, i'd ask you to kick them
Vladikmore (8:34:17 PM): Just thought I'd share the good news
Scalding Lake (12:13:48 AM): Let's have a threesome with Justin.
RubberDuckLurve (8:56:26 PM): yo yo homeslice
Bridget: I think I might be coming down with a period.
(Check out the community bad_sex on ElJay, it's some funny stuff)
hereiamisa68 (10:49:13 PM): ur aw3s0m3
MSUGhetto (11:13:07 PM): oh man.
Slipknot_fan_666_2006: wanna kno sumthing scary?
Bitey Hobo (7:45:36 PM): http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/index.htm
Bitey Hobo (7:40:01 PM): hm
(If you had Mr. Haney, you'd understand why this is funny)
hereiamisa68 (7:14:49 PM): oh lincoln, you are a sexy bastard
HOOFWAYSCELLO (10:49:23 PM): like a chicken w/ its head cut off, flapping around the yard and scaring everyone shitless
ReNEgaDe404 (8:52:25 PM): gawd, chewbacca is so hot
Scalding Lake (7:46:18 PM): One of my suitemates is having sex in the shower!
(Talking about our Seven Deadly Sins)
alicnicmic (3:29:16 PM): ag and i's internet sex:
MSUGhetto (3:30:11 PM): ALEX JUST SENT ME SOME OF YOUR INTARWEB SECKS
alicnicmic: TORTURER!SAYID
Alex: I'm a writer! I know words!
yu yu (2/3/2006 8:33:21 PM): what r u wearing
Text from Bridget to Whitney: I had a dream about almost sexing Jerrod N[aracon]. I think it's time for white jackets and little cups of "candy"
MSUGhetto (11:40:34 PM): don't get raped
Joel: but i like being emo!
RubberDuckLurve (6:32:50 PM): i taste like cheezits.
supremeruler15 (7:45:37 PM): i dig it
Alex (waking up suddenly): What time is it?!
PtzBrit (4:16:19 PM): I totally just tried leaving you a comment on MySpace. But MySpace wasn't havin' that. I don't want to be that asshole who posts a comment twice, so I'm going to hold off on posting it again.
Tremontirockgrl (11:43:42 PM): no shit?
Whitney: I heard an emo quote the other day, and I thought of you. "I wish my lawn were emo so it would cut itself."
HOOFWAYSCELLO (11:55:58 PM): quote this shit:
CaitlinGuthrie (9:18:09 PM): "caitlin rocks"
alicnicmic (10:53:39 PM): CHEST!
psfpatr (10:15:48 PM): word word
AG: I'm silver.
supremeruler15 (12:03:25 PM): dig the death and resurection part
MSUGhetto (4:56:17 PM): so..if ya wanna meet him
MSUGhetto (11:54:21 PM): as long as we don't go to olin [for a gyno appointment].
Mom: Well, I don't really know of any [good gynocologists around here]. I'll ask around church.
Alpha9406 (11:23:21 PM): I know so much because I was going to be one [an engineer]
HOOFWAYSCELLO (2:07:47 PM): snip snip
SpartyJournKid08 (1:59:39 PM): and I do know John enough that he...spouts.
SpartyJournKid08 (1:50:55 PM): BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA that communion link is so wrong...but SO GOOD
Actress4life213 (11:19:18 PM): ill call you in the morning *1pm ish*
RubberDuckLurve (12:31:12 AM): sine by the time he gets here
Dave T, taking an ice pack from his pants (don't ask): Oh man, I feel like I just screwed a snowman...
MSUGhetto (7:18:33 PM): Oh darn, and I wanted to do that...
louis gridley wu (12:43:32 AM): why have we never talked rocking shiggity schweetness of social sciences before?
Belmontclan86: I wonder if Hilter was hung
Belmontclan86: *shudder*
HOOFWAYSCELLO (11:59:35 PM): holy cow
Trey : don't get to do it often?
MSUGhetto (12:05:29 AM): i think i might have TMJ
louis gridley wu (11:12:15 PM): I've got a tent like the weasleys
louis gridley wu (12:25:37 AM): there's no mall in lapeer?
(I just smacked the back of my head on the loft)
RubberDuckLurve: am not a liar.
Matt: I don't cry. I don't know how.
(Talking about female circumcision)
Alex: He's so pretentious. If I were him I'd die. I'd choke; the words would be too big I wouldn't be able to fit them out of my mouth.
Auto response from HOOFWAYSCELLO (10:37:18 PM): kicking the shit out of stats. *KICK KICK HOOOOOOWAHHHH! hooo ha!* *brushes off hands* mutters: 'who's the bitch now?
(During the Midnight Screams)
Alex: If I were a lesbian, I'd make you my family worker.
Shibby D00 (1:25:05 PM): ok so rusty's dad(a few years ago) bought this manger scene for their front yard
MSUGhetto (12:29:18 PM): i'm such a google whore
Tru1x8 (10:08:22 PM): i just hate fake people
Alpha9406 (7:07:30 PM): |
RubberDuckLurve: anyhooters.
InkyPeyOhTay: My pants are a closed zone
Jen (paraphrased): Yeah, we'd get all depressed in orchestra, and then someone would yell out "WILD CRAZY BUTT SEX!" Good times...till the lubricant ran out.
Bridget (wearing pajama pants with chicks on them, eating the cafeteria "eggs"): OH NO! I JUST ATE MY PAJAMA PANTS!
RubberDuckLurve: i am almost officially
MSUGhetto (3:20:03 PM): you are a horrible person.
MSUGhetto (3:14:07 PM): and his quote would most likely be funnier
Alpha9406: well [sex] is what a guy has on his mind when age 16
RubberDuckLurve: some time before i hit the sack.
Alpha9406: blood tastes salty
RubberDuckLurve: the drawbacks of living in a hick town...
RubberDuckLurve: and barely anything is better than laundry on saturday night
Alpha9406: ah yes, chicago
RubberDuckLurve: and i felt the need to do homework over starcraft, sadly.
jeckyll08 (11:56:41 PM): i feel weird friending people i don't know
(About James Blunt on SNL)
HOOFWAYSCELLO (11:42:25 PM): nice away message bridget
MSUGhetto (10:59:23 AM): so. i hear you're doing a reverse strip tease for my roommate.
Helena: So, what's something we could improve on tomorrow? Donny!
Auto response from Shibby D00 (1:05:34 PM): While I'm away I thought I'd give you something entertaining to do: First, put one arm across your chest and point your fingers downward. Next, try to bite your own ear. Finally, go to the nearest person and try it. See what they think!
Stephanie in Honors Bio: I can't read, I have to have people read it to me or I don't understand as well.
Bridget: Your Harry Potter plot bunnies have infested the shower.
Scalding Lake (1:49:46 PM): OMG, we're all such computer zombies.
Auto response from Shibby D00 (12:45:41 AM): MAWWIAGE is what bwings us togeder today...that bwessed awanment of kewwy womaser and hwr down comforer...sweet dweams...
Vladikmore (10:23:04 PM): You could mail [the fudge] to me.
hereiamisa68: so you left your charger at home eh
MSUGhetto (5:02:58 PM): male-o called and left a VM
(After telling her what Lame-o said)
(Talking about some chick's comment on a friend's LiveJournal)
SpartyJournKid08 (5:10:38 PM): :"ghetto_bridget and kra_tos have been secretly doing it!"
Scalding Lake (1:52:02 PM): I'm thinking of things to get engraved on the iPod that I'm buying..right now.
BalletRockStar85 (11:02:48 PM): sYNeIK (11:01:09 PM): Nothing like burning your bum bum
treybaz: that really makes me mad!
MSUGhetto (5:36:51 PM): semicolons are my favorite puncuation. i've decided.
Alpha9406 (8:59:49 PM): i want to be a zombie when i die
hereiamisa68 (11:59:12 PM): best line in the paper :The premise technique takes two ideas such as: "Hillary Clinton supports gun-control legislation" and "All fascist regimes of the twentieth century have passes gun-control legislation" to come to an illogical or implausible conclusion, such as: "Hillary Clinton is a fascist."
hereiamisa68 (10:49:43 AM): in the next 2 days i have 2 tests and one papre, and anoter huge ��aper due fri
Alpha9406 (5:48:28 PM): one does not go to bed on saturday
CaitlinGuthrie: haha. so i just thought i'd share that with ya, cause you're a hp freak too (as alex has forced you to be)
Alpha9406 (5:55:06 PM): someone's being fiesty
Prof Sweeney: I could castrate you just for thinking that.
Alex: my thoughts:
Piratical Terror (10:08:22 PM): so i was at work and my coworker said she was gonna start writing down everything i say cuz i had just said "boys, pretty pretty princess is not a full-contact sport." and it reminded me of your habit of quoting IM chats.
Alpha9406: i will go play [StarCraft] now
Alpha9406: feeding an addiction is a bad thing
(10:56:56 PM) Alpha9406 has left the room.
RubberDuckLurve: so, bout that time....
smarty_1_98: you're psychotic.
MSUGhetto (5:06:23 PM): weee, i get to go bowling tonight
smarty_1_98: http://www.livejournal.com/community/bad_sex/2203423.html
hereiamisa68 (12:59:53 PM): ;pve upi
(Tom's ex was coming over to "watch a movie")
tigerbunny410 (10:32:42 PM): FUCK ME IN THE ASS IN A DOGGIE SUIT
Prof Sweeney: You should read it even if you have testicles. It's not just for people with vaginas.
Tru1x8: i'v enoticed my quote worthyness is slacking, thus i apologize...
Bridget, referring to her LJ: That paragraph's emo, don't read it!
Shibby D00 (10:35:47 PM): theres a lot of weight so when they're free boobin' they go down some
Shibby D00 (12:37:01 AM): night loves
hereiamisa68 (3:16:12 PM): i jsut went to type the and it came out rji
MSUGhetto (3:19:03 PM): have you gotten anywhere with the dentist?
hereiamisa68 (4:32:47 PM): oo
Kelly: I was just calling to tell you that we think Betha's a man, because sometimes before you start it you have to jiggle the stick a little bit...
HOOFWAYSCELLO (1:38:04 PM): baby cakes
Jen: Women can get prostate cancer...
Alex: AG, you don't have a vaginal area. ...No, AG, I don't worry about getting prostate cancer.
MSUGhetto: is house elf sex our equivalent to goatse?
Prof Sweeney: When you go away to boy or girl scout camp, aren't you all on top of each other?
MasenkoJTK is away at 2:50:58 AM.
(Talking about how my parents had about 500 trick-or-treaters Halloween night and ran out of candy totally -including the random candy we had in the house and pennies- about 2/3 the way through the night)
hereiamisa68: haha actually we "killed" it once and the same one was back the next year. so i shot him in the head
Bridget (after mishearing a commercial): Alex, do you need to strengthen your bowels?
Alpha9406: ncis?
hereiamisa68: im so lisetening to matress right now
HOOFWAYSCELLO: yes
Bridget: You sound like a fortune cookie.
hereiamisa68: on the other hand, while i sincerely love pirates, a ninja just gave me candy for jsut sitting here.
Justinian: I'd rather be Julie Andrews than my dad.
(On the phone with Alex, and proof that we are addicted to the Internet)
Alpha9406: its about 3 feet long
(The morning after Justinian's friend Russ's ghetto Halloween party)
Bridget: Your shirt tastes like laundry.
Prof Dyer (ISB 202, honors section): Here's some x-rated bacteria having sex...
Prof Dyer: Think how many orifices you'd have to have if there were more than just another sex!
Prof Sweeney: I must have a talk with your parents. They didn't beat you enough.
Alex: So, on Sunday, I'm going to ask Rick about the saving the world. And ask for brochures. We have brochures for it, you know.
MSUGhetto: mmm tasty.
RubberDuckLurve: considering it's a friday night....
Alpha9406: And to you I say hello
(I really need to get off Yahoo...third African guy to hit on me this year)
On the TV (some movie preview): What's it like to have the body of a ten-year-old boy?
Caitlin (about pot): It's not like it's dope!
Bridget: City Club...it's like a goth/industrial club in Detroit.
Alex and I have the most interesting conversations...
Whitney: If you were really ghetto, you'd say "fiddy."
Bridget: I think my M&Ms have nipples.
Bridget: Smoking is my anti-sex.
Caitlin (To Ashley): You can't be emo, you're Latino!
tigerbunny410: i went to rent harry potter three the other night because i wanted to see it
Kelly: Your manhole is steaming. We don't have manholes at GVSU. We have man-crevices. Like that! *points*
Bridget: That makes me giggle. Like a schoolgirl with no panties....That makes me think of anime girls...
Jalain (my theater person-lady): If you've never been aroused, you should definitely try it.
hereiamisa68: spell check just made my "succeed" into suck seed, i spelled it that badly
Prof Sweeney: Can't you see him just coming in and pulling out his...thingy?!
Prof Sweeney: And you have Miss Scuderi with her rack...
Prof Sweeney: And think of all the nice friends you'd make in prison! They'd looooove you.
Vladikmore: You know what's great?
Vladikmore: That was.....far too disturbing of an away message to be spoken of.
Homeworking. Feel free to leave condolences to my uterus.
Alex: AG just told me that my voice makes him urinate.
Alex: Piotr went to a Jesuit high school and he told me that they were "bad-ass." I've never heard of a priest talked about as being "bad-ass."
RubberDuckLurve: i'm bleeding out my crotch, so the mood swings that arrive with that prevent me from caring what you said, sorry
Bridget (chewing on her phone): Brian, you don't taste good.
tigerbunny410: i was at the drivethru
QUEENofMandMs: LIKEOMGPOKELIKEWOW!
tigerbunny410: i was awoken by an odd sensation on my leg and tummy
Ashley: Whipped cream and chocolate are always ripe. Unlike bananas.
Alex: My little sister is cute. She's going to grow up to be a hippie.
Ashley: I don't disapprove of sex; I want to have sex!
BalletRockStar85: in response to a convo on your quote page about WoW, Brooke and I have a bag of souls and would be happy to lend one out if you'd like your original to be eaten.
Vladikmore: Why is it all of my quotes refer to masturbation?! I don't do it all the time. Just some of the time. :-P
psfpatr: a ber
Alex: oh yes oh yes oh yes
Bridget, at Fest: I'll be Mary-nara, the saucy one!
Shibby D00: anya the bar wench;)
HOOFWAYSCELLO: brb
HOOFWAYSCELLO: i want to be a shepherd
MSUGhetto: and i need some batteries for my camera. because pics have been needing to be taken.
MSUGhetto (9:21:31 PM): I
RubberDuckLurve: leftover chocolate birfday cake + cool whip + quotes page = THE CURE FOR EVERYTHING
banerfee (8:29:59 PM): Do you still play Warcraft?
banerfee (8:24:52 PM): banerfee rolled YOUR MOM LOLLERSKATES
Scalding Lake (8:22:27 PM): lol, Manisha declined my chat invitation.
(8:21:56 PM) You have just entered room "theinternetisbroken."
InkyPeyOhTay: gah. when i get jealous, i feel like a lamito supreme.
InkyPeyOhTay: thanks for the honesty. on that i can always count from you.
InkyPeyOhTay: but...then again, tis ****, and I don't think he's slutty, so it's not like it'll be the way Andrew/Mark-preTJ meet up with guys, with their zippers down and waiting.
MSUGhetto: not that i'll really be able to get a job with my major now....but.....
Jen: It expanded in my mouth!
HOOFWAYSCELLO: lmao
amishguy15: once i was playing ping pong with a pony and then we got bored so i left and bought a submarine
Prof Sweeney: The English Reformation was more the king's penis than anything else.
Prof Sweeney: Don't worry, they'll spend the rest of their lives masturbating. Alone.
Prof Sweeney: You know, you're not too big to be taken over my knee and spanked...You know, you're lucky I don't strip you naked and make you run back to the Honors College for a towel.
Prof Sweeney (after saying that women who wear burkas should be forced into bikinis on the beaches of southern France): I have a bikini. I should wear it for you some day. Of course, this was when I was more like you, about 25, and 150 pounds ago. I think I'd be rather overflowing today...I should look for it!
Alex To AG: You, and Lauren, and Bridget are my top three people...Who's number one? Jesus! ...Number two? Harry Potter.
Alex: Cybersex doesn't work if you're in the same room!!
MSUGhetto: damn straight!
InkyPeyOhTay: last night was...interesting. he was uberflamey...
MSUGhetto: and you can come
MSUGhetto: dude. i seriously don't want your biscuits. especially if i'm sopped up in them. because that would be like.....self cannabalism!
The Nu Life: GHETTO!!!!!!
alicnicmic: if i get mono, i'm never forgiving you...
MSUGhetto: my brother, who's upstairs, just IMed me to ask why the power flickered out
alicnicmic: goodness gracious great balls of fire!
alicnicmic: that pause was me falling on the floor and dying.
alicnicmic: i love venus.
MSUGhetto: haha....McG....
MSUGhetto: vampires DO NOT eat apples!!!
HOOFWAYSCELLO: i am informing you that 2 seconds ago, i was at a loss for words
MSUGhetto: I've decided that he is, indeed, LAME.
tigerbunny410: well...my friend Ariel and I were making up a theme song for Moment...one of the cats here
Bridget: I just had the worst thought. What if there was Bible fanfiction?
Scalding Lake: MSU hates AIM so much!!!!
Shibby D00: mmmm all naturaley
The Nu Life: may your heart be filled with happy healthy blood cells
MSUGhetto: MSU hates AIM
alicnicmic: you aren't allowed to kiss me anymore.
MSUGhetto: i'm on AG right now.
ReNEgaDe404: i want to live in a place called pansieville
ReNEgaDe404: FROM MY DEAD COLD HANDS
Prof Sweeney: You kill innocent little animals?
Prof Sweeney: Are you a male slut?
Prof Sweeney: If we castrated them, would they be better members of society?
Scalding Lake: =-O
Auto response from leffjakin: and the winner for most inappropriate song of the day:
Prof. Sweeney: Ah yes, Tom Cruise. That loathesome little cretin...
Prof. Sweeney (HST 201H): For all you know, your classmates visit the local zoo at night and have relations with baboons!
Shibby D00: he makes me giggle
HOOFWAYSCELLO: hook me up with that hot roommate of yours
Auto response from deancainhardcore: Do giraffes still control all that we see in mirrors?
MSUGhetto: your away message makes me want to love you even more
*Shouting down the hallway*
hereiamisa68: oh dude i added members to the virgins are awesometastic yesterday
QUEENofMandMs: yeah, you're still my hero... in the 7th dimension of strange
The Nu Life: you are so precious i should just sop you up w/ a biscuit
MSUGhetto: hey there, i offered to sell you my MTH 110 book on the MSU LJ community
MSUGhetto: they probably just don't want you sneaking out and carousing with all the gay guys in canadia and having random butt-sex
BalletRockStar85: next theyre going to chain him to the basement
hereiamisa68: who is louis gridley wu?
hereiamisa68: bridget, im going to stab you with a pen or other only mildly sharp object like a spork
Bridget: Frank Sinatra's a pimp.
Brian's mom: You need to straighten up!
(Commenting on The Rev's chemo thing)
Jackie/Kelly: Politics go with tea when China's a democracy!
Kelly: Rusty! Don't frolic into traffic!
MSUGhetto: I've learned that using protection whilst exposing yourself prevents pain and burnination.
(Passing by a shop at Ren Fest advertising "body polish," reminding us of Justin trying to get blue body paint/woad for Fest)
John: For there will definitely be smoke and flames...
(Talking about going to Canada the weekend after I turn 19)
BalletRockStar85: meat.
MSUGhetto: are you lending me your chutzpah?
Bridget: Well, it's like with relationships, you get more out of it.
MSUGhetto: it's kinda like....hmm, no wonder the intense desire to sex with me....
MSUGhetto: watching family guy
Shibby D00: she came up like 4 times last night to chat...and she kept on lookin' at my butt
Amanda: Oh well i'm not dumb enough to be stupid!
MSUGhetto: i wanna go! can i go! PLEASE MOMMY PLEASE?!?!?!
Nicole: pringles or lays?
Auto response from Shibby D00: If you want to control your coughing, the best thing to do is take a large dose of laxatives. Then you'll be way too scared to cough!
Shibby D00: rusty said he'd pay to see me go office space on my computer
Shibby D00: really...so elves are really dyslexic satan worshippers??
Shibby D00: kelly likes him...he may be an ass hole
MSUGhetto: a journey to the car can be a dangerous one if you don't take certain precautions
InKyPeYoHtAy: WTF is it? Horny day?
alicnicmic: i am trying to convince my church friend to be a lesbian with me.
alicnicmic: i just got rejected!
alicnicmic: you are the dancing queen young and sweet only seventeen!
(Some 40 year old horny jackass trying to hook up with me on Yahoo)
CaitlinGuthrie: i think i've been hoodwinked into pain
kongming87: bitch
MSUGhetto: boo you whore
MSUGhetto: holy god my ass hurts from sitting here
MSUGhetto: i'm watching behind the scenes of the island
Democracy Duck: psst....enter
QUEENofMandMs: *sends love via brain waves and Fed Ex*
Democracy Duck: bridgey its being a bastard
Democracy Duck: that rev is a bad ass..he'll send them to purgatory if they sell you a bad car
QUEENofMandMs: purgatory on a stick... Sounds kind of bland
Democracy Duck: do my boobs look like magic teleporters??
Democracy Duck: i'm living off of crazy fumes today
Democracy Duck: even better than regular chocolate nuts...they're rusty's chocolate nuts
MSUGhetto: it is so not right that i am up and dressed right now
Shibby D00: i have rusty's truck
QUEENofMandMs: you are 100% by far the craziest thing that I have ever met in my life
MSUGhetto: she's going a little out of order with your exes there dear
Sara: You show me mine, I'll show you yours!
BalletRockStar85: oh its snowing here
MSUGhetto: this is sarah's friend bridget
tigerbunny410: well excuse me, miss floppy mcwankster
MSUGhetto: we still love you
MSUGhetto: just cuz you're so gay you can't even stand talk of my breasticles...
tigerbunny410: dun beat me, massah! tommah do bettah naw
tigerbunny410: i am such a cum-guzzling cockaholic
tigerbunny410: the only way cake is better than sex is if it is used during the aforementioned
kongming87: you're a pirate
MSUGhetto: s'not so good to mix nyquil and motrin 600 when the label on the latter says "may cause drowsiness. alcohol may intensify this effect. use caution when operating a car or heavy machinery"
(At a hockey game)
MSUGhetto: shoot and get it in!!!!
actress4life213: If I lived back in the wild west days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like "Hey, look. He's carrying a soldering iron!" and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, "That's right, it's a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice." Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed, because they had made fun of the soldering iron of justice, and I could probably hit them up for a free drink.
actress4life213: If you get invited to your first orgy, don't just show up nude. That's a common mistake. You have to let nudity "happen."
MSUGhetto: twas a sad, sad day for MSU Catholics yesterday
MSUGhetto: i hate saying this but DAMN BOB DOLE WAS BUILT!!!!
actress4life213: so what up
MSUGhetto: i feel deprived
Shibby D00: no guys in kilts??
Shibby D00: i am such a chemistry nerd
MSUGhetto: make me
MSUGhetto: gah...they make me want to gouge my eyes out with a acid-coated spoon and then gag on it
Ice IXI: getting hit on by a lesbian is supposed to make you uncomfertable
Kelly: GHETTO! Doesn't that firework cloud look like a PENIS?!
BalletRockStar85: ok. have fun in there... but not too much fun ;-)
BalletRockStar85: he's a virgin
BalletRockStar85: we're brownie soulmates
BalletRockStar85: my brother just chucked a flaccid dick-shaped piece of candle wax at me!
BalletRockStar85: creativity gets you far in life.
smarty_1_98: i was afraid to drink the water at the hospital on friday
Trey: so...
Trey: unless i die on the way
MSUGhetto: i totally go all baptist revival when i do it too
BalletRockStar85: eventually his family got kicked out of the church cause he was like one of the antichrists lol
MSUGhetto: i feel like skillz should be spelled with a z now
RubberDuckLurve: GAH
Ashley: Aww, Darth Vader!
Shibby D00: omg this is gonna take like 15 minutes
CaitlinGuthrie: (oh and watch out for cows, they're sneaky!)
Auto response from Democracy Duck: i heard that their periods attract bears.....they can smell the menstration...you hear that MSUGhetto....bears....you happy now?!?!
MSUGhetto: so dad poo'd today i guess
DemocracyDuck: oh the joys of strapless bras
DemocracyDuck: bridgey do i match
BalletRockStar85: warped tour = boy mall
BalletRockStar85: i decided that im boycotting talking to him tonight
MSUGhetto: hehe i love stupid people who spell "angel" as "angle"
DemocracyDuck: i LOVE gay flamboyant
MSUGhetto: joel's an asshole
Kelly, in the mall: JACKIE, I WILL STILL LOVE YOU EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE GETTING A SEX CHANGE AND TURNING INTO A MAN!
Jackie, to Sarah: You'd be Denmark, because prostitution's legal there!
Kelly, in the middle of Steak 'N' Shake: BRIDGET JUST CREAMED ON ME!
Jackie: Is it egotistical of me that not hurting or maiming me is the first rule?
Sammi: Look both ways before pulling out of the car!
inkyPEYohTAY: I can't believe Jackson got off
Brian: Well, my mom got off the course because she didn't like getting wet...
The Rev: Moyles get lots of tips too!
Mom, about Angelina Jolie: You know, she doesn't look as much of a slut in glasses.
smarty_1_98: so i saw mr. and mrs. smith last night
MSUGhetto: assuming + ination = assumination
Wick to Molly: You're never gonna get a date with that attitude!
Schulte: I never wake up when I sleep with you!
Blair Mellish: You can suck mine!
Jon to Missy: You just want my legs.
Joe: Sorry, the tongs squished it. It was too soft!
Jake: And she just kept rubbing and rubbing me...
Wick: I'll say hi to you and put on a little cafeteria lady outfit. Wouldn't that be so cool?
Trey: I just learn what I know!
Jake: There's a place for all God's creature. Right next to the mashed potatoes!
June-ith to Fishy: Stop chewing like he's in your mouth!
Wick: Bonsai's a great word! We should use it more often!
Whitney: I have a habit of losing little things...
Jake: Wow, look how far my pants are down!
Missy: I have a wedgie...My butt's sweaty...
Whitney: Just touch it! It's soft!
Jon: Are you subdividing your strokes now, Tim?
Mr. Garcia: ...Or does he just give it to you?
Whitney: There's like, 20 whites to a Mexican!
Curt: Barry's ok, except when he's fat.
Bridget, kneeling in Jake's truck: I feel like I should be giving road head...
Marceau: Blow, Amanda, blow!
Stephanie (Barbie): We need to work on those eighteenth notes...
Bridget: Jake, we need your expertise with little things!
Dixon: I'm innocent! I'm saving myself for marriage!
Trey: They don't think my tractor's sexy, they KNOW it is!
Jon: That was like a musical orgasm!
Wick: ...And so he's gotta smoke a boatload of rope...
Jake to Tim: So, has your mommy or daddy ever caught you?
MSU Theatre Department: We do it live!
Tim: Stroke...Stroke...Stroke...
Jordan (in tights): I feel a draft...
Whitney: Bush has OH!
Wickerham: I can't concentrate with Molly running around my house!
Jake: This isn't my happy face.
Whitney and Marceau: Go down on the whiteness!
Jake's parents about Wickerham: He's a red-haired tree-hugging sandal-wearing sprout-eating hippie!
Amanda G: ...And so then, I started my period!
Jake (in APUSH): You think FDR had a Ouija board and was like "What do I call this one?"
Jon: Well, if Tim had more confidence...
Tasha: Just give me a scalpel and a baby pig and QSST!
Wickerham: Just throw yourself at me!
Jake: My underpants are Spider-man. Isn't that weird?
Adrienne to Wickerham: Why is your cone so small?
Stelle @ Kroger's: I only like female bread, no nuts!
Joe: Oh no! Those are God's grapes! I'M GOING TO HELL!
Wickerham: You satisfy my manly needs.
Hairy Barry: Don't suck, blow!
Ehardt: Don't slap it, stroke it!
Jake: Put some real pants on!
Whitney: Sex burns calories!
Jon: Get your head out fo there, Tim!
Haney: We're just puking down information.
Jordan (wearing tights): This feels good now!
(5 minutes after it was handed out)
Sippell: Don't let them stuff your tacos!
Wickerham: You're just getting Bridget to do everything while you lay back and do nothing!
Stephanie: I'm 100% pure!
Ehardt: The lower you go, the harder you blow!
Nick: I want to rape you with a potato.
Marceau: Black...That's really dark!
Missy: You blood bleeds inside of you!
Brianna: When you squeeze a Twinkie hard enough, cream comes out!
Davehoekst: I want a meaningful overnight relationship!
jeckyll08: snape is a bastard in that movie though
MSUGhetto: you are way too white and way too gay to be frontin' ghetto style
MSUGhetto: ya know, i almost miss getting fucked up IMs from horny guys....
Keithkes: I don't know how he can sleep in there
Shibby D00: he's pulling the whole "did you ever care about me" card
MSUGhetto: being able to move your knee out on purpose while just standing tisn't a good thing, is it?
Joel: That's Jewish...like a yamakah!
MSUGhetto: i wanna tap that
MSUGhetto: sooo...alex wants you to tell me abou the red applesauce
Shibby D00: he came over
Playing with a slogan generator:
name is st jimmy: you get started so you'll be done-ish by the time i call
MSUGhetto: stressed vagina huh?
MSUGhetto: but all i have to do is shove stuff in storage containers
kongming87: maybe i can do something with her tonite
Tony to Bridget: You're like...the Queen Latifah of white people!
MSUGhetto: GAH!! I'M BROKE AND I'M BIG!!! WHAT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND SILLY SWIMWEAR RETAILERS!!!!
MSUGhetto: he's so flaming i'm afraid to have a lighter around him
MSUGhetto: cuz ya know, it really makes my morning when random guys call and jack off to me cuz they think i'm their gf
name is st jimmy: i'm getting off.
name is st jimmy: i'll call her. i have stuff to do first
Bridget: Did you just hit yourself in the head, or did it hit the ceiling?
Piratical Terror: let's be schizophrenics
Piratical Terror: there's something about impending doom and smiley suns that pleases me immensely
name is st jimmy: ream-day fay-oh ee-may
name is st jimmy: i'm off to bed.......
LostInDreams008: lol a little chocolate pimp told me to be quiet about it
MSUGhetto: so what's gravy?
MSUGhetto: this girl just asked my roomie if her vagina hurt
tigerbunny410: you are crunchy
tigerbunny410: so what are you up to?
Tremontirockgrl: i'm such a home wrecker
MSUGhetto: can't help being horny, ya know?
MSUGhetto: what
Shibby D00: sarah bought me poprocks
MSUGhetto: you should join my band
Shibby D00: i want to learn to play guitar
Shibby D00: and then like the day before he told me that i my boobs could be used for floatation devices
MSUGhetto: did you know you almost sound like you're getting off when you snore sometimes?
Auto response from inkyPEYohTAY (3:40:25 PM): Off for my first shower as a married man...
Shibby D00: and the guy below me does guitar
BalletRockStar85: sYNeIK: You can drive home with your pants on fire
MSUGhetto: it's long
BalletRockStar85: i like dressing boys
Tom: You Oracle of Flatulence!
*Listening to "The Way You Make Me Feel" by Michael Jackson*
MSUGhetto: it's too easy leah
Bridget: I just had the most random thought: What if all the women in the world were on their period at the same time?
MSUGhetto: ...and now a random fact about Vin Diesel: Vin Diesel actually has an extra penis behind his right ear lobe.
MSUGhetto: i hate you
Bridget: Shhh...
MSUGhetto: go....read your chick porn fanfic!
God is your pimp daddy. I don't even know what a pimp daddy is, but God is one. - Prof. Dipasquale
smarty_1_98: sometimes i think my mom's on crack:
Kate Lester (MC202): Oh man, I live in Richmond, and there are like, Baptist gangs!
Bridget: It's not stalking unless they know about it!
Shaunna : by the way...HAPPY 420
tigerbunny410: when i think about melons...i think about like watermelons, with the seeds inside of them
SpartyJournKid08: dah...tell me something gay before she scars me more!!!
inkyPEYohTAY: sometimes ya just need a girl's comforting bosom...
tigerbunny410: eeeeeeeewwwwwwww i dont want to hear about breastal units!!! that is so hetero!!!
tigerbunny410: mele kalikimaka
smarty_1_98: sorry, i was half sleeping, half listening to american idol
LostInDreams008: wanna get some cream?
Amanda: Someone overheard my "precious" thing with you and was like,"You so precious, I'ma stick you in a lightbulb, screw you in a light fixture, turn you on so's you can shine your preciousness all over the world!"
Amanda: You so precious, I'ma sop you up w/ a biscuit and call you precious!
Piratical Terror: let's go to meijer's and drop condoms in old people's carts
MSUGhetto: i'm watching jane fonda....in all her shiny leotard panty-hose exercise w/ a belt glory
LostInDreams008: chocolate balls
MSUGhetto : he pees on me, or next to me, every time he's out of his cage by me
LostInDreams008: u know i can help you out with a bit of ball biting
Shibby D00: it is time for my pillow and face to party together
MSUGhetto: how did ye know, matey?
MSUGhetto: hey kelly!!! its kristen
MSUGhetto: he hates me
MSUGhetto: we've got her pig
name is st jimmy: jesus herbert walker fucking christ on a pogo stick....
MSUGhetto: SPOON!!
MSUGhetto: you're replacing me w/ UofM gay boys?!?!
MSUGhetto: ew
actress4life213: WWWWWWWWWOWOWOWOWOOOWOWOOWOOWOOOWOOWOOOWOOOWOOWOOWOWO
actress4life213: my friends away message: "i have the heart of a small child...really... its in a jar on my desk"
MSUGhetto: it's getting to cold out for rapes i think lol
spoomonkey13: the chinese food gods hate you...
inkyPEYohTAY: ME: "I think I'm gonna take my pants off and get more comfortable" JOEL (on phone): I bet Brian's hung like a horse... KRIS: "JOEL!!!" ME: *collapses in fit of giggles*
MSUGhetto: go check your hugs again
inkyPEYohTAY: i don't know if i know what you know that i know
inkyPEYohTAY: Kristen: *breathes into inhaler and faints but wakes as she falls, hits head on hand as it grasps for bed* "I think I just seriously hit my head on the bed...no it was my hand...HEY CARROTS"
ghetto_bridget: I almost took condoms from the health clinic when I went to the doctor last week. But I didn't, thinking they would expire before I got the chance to use them :-P
Kristen: He was stuck for a half hour! I couldn't get him out! He crapped in my shirt!
MSUGhetto: yay...there's a band called "arrogant sons of bitches"
inkyPEYohTAY: i feel like a menopausal woman...
MSUGhetto: and he said I looked like I'd give good head
MSUGhetto: and haha...you said gal
Shibby D00: everyone should have a good ass
inkyPEYohTAY: ootay bridgy-poo, sweet dreams with lurve on top for you too :-)
InkyPeyOhTay: I've spent more time in Bridgy's room this semester than any straight boy :-P
MSUGhetto: i love how no one i know tries to spell anything right on AIM...we just spell it like we say it
MSUGhetto: that's a big thing to have down your throat
Brian: That's brace-ist!
MSUGhetto: sorry for randomosity, but i love "fuck" just for the simple fact that you can insert it into the middle of almost any word and it makes complete sense
Kevin's Yahoo Status: Why does life seem to always come back and fuck you in the ass when you finally think everything is all good?
LostInDreams008: What Would You Do For A Bridgy-Poo?
LostInDreams008: i can imagine him in a speedo dancing to ABBA in his living room. its rather funny
InkyPeyOhTay: *HUG DA GAY BOY*
InkyPeyOhTay: that sorta sucks
MSUGhetto: i got off work and went and saw kris
MSUGhetto: I MISSED AMERICAN IDOL!!!!!!!
IcE IxI: i gotta go eat some food
MSUGhetto: i'm not into excrement sex
ReNEgaDe404: Ill EAT THEM!
GVSUlovesme: im at state
Alex: I want you to make love to me on this solar eclipse, that's my agenda...
Kelly: I'm wanna be like Jesus! I'm gonna convert to Judiasm, become a carpenter, and start a cult! But I'm gonna die when I'm like 40, cuz I have like 19 years of not being a Jew to make up for.
Kelly: I'm convinced my mother was a virgin when she had me, because there is NO WAY you can convince me my parents have sex.
Kelly: It's Satan! He's allowed to be different!
Kris: It just takes the hardness all out of it.
Auto response from jeckyll08: Never say 'bite me' to a vampire.
APUSH CatchPhrase Answer: North America
APUSH CatchPhrase Answer: Cowboys
MSUGhetto: there's such a thing as reggae...from finland
LostInDreams008: did u get that message i sent you a couple of days ago?
MSUGhetto: i love kitties!
Shibby D00: today was filled with stalkers
Bridget: Ah! My ball is dripping!...If I squeeze it, it comes out faster...Eep! It dripped on my boob!...Ah! It's getting all over! Ew, it got on the floor...
Alex: AG, they'll charge you for 3-waying!
ReNEgaDe404: shes mean
Auto response from inkyPEYohTAY: classing and krissing
MSUGhetto: btw, just random hype-age, checked my page lately?
Shibby D00: nader should make a college
FuN INc18: whats god
Brian : I'm going to start a collection of the lame lines people use trying to get a piece of me
MSUGhetto: P-)
MSUGhetto: you get sex in the snow!
IcE IxI: so yeah i was talking to this one kid
kongming87: actually im waiting for the fortune that says "GO TO BED YOU STUPID AMERICAN FUCKTARD!"
Joel's comment in Brandon's LJ, 3/28: brandon.... you angry is not a safe thing... mayhaps bush was looking in the wrong hemisphere for WMDs?
MSU LJ community, 3/27: Jesus must love MSU basket ball cuz both our teams won on Easter :)
inkyPEYohTAY: yay for devirginizing your gay guy friendships :-)
inkyPEYohTAY: i've reached the point of idontgivashitdom
Kelly's comment in my LJ, 3/22: the rev is drugged up...all is as it should be....
tigerbunny410: i made up a song about my coworkers boobs
Bridget: I have this theory that I get depressed late at night because my brain is sad that it's not sleeping.
MSUGhetto: we've adopted another gay guy for our fag hag troupe! BWHAHAHA!!!
actress4life213: well its back to lesbians for me
Bridget: Andrew sounds like a gay pirate..."Oh RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!"
Salem: So THAT'S why this was so bulky...*pulls empty Pucker bottle out of his inside coat pocket*
SpartyJournKid08: what better for two gay guys to do than devirginize you to Domino's?
TheSnipz 4U: haha, i would be emo, if i was emo.
Amanda's LJ, 3/18: well i'm gonna go put on some pants then go to class :-)
My IAH TA Chet: That's the thing about being a philosopher--you're three years old FOREVER: Why? Why? Why?
Kid in my IAH class: I want some ammo in my gun before I start shooting off.
Same Kid: Did Athens kill off all the "great philosophers"?
Shibby D00: hey
Why Rushdie truly is a pimp:
Auto response from MSUGhetto: Cuddling with my teddy bear...Jealous? You should be! My teddy's the bestest!
MSUGhetto: i want food
name is st jimmy: punk cute???
This is why Prof. Jan's 202 Lecture on 3/16 was fantabulous:
smarty_1_98: i don't wanna read
My Student Supervisor Melissa: I'm not squeezing it too hard, I'm grasping it firmly!
Shibby D00: its happy found keys day
Kristen: My boobs aren't Mt. Kilimanjaro, that's over there! (nodding to me)
Mr. S, to Nick and his uniboob: I don't know if you know anything about the female anatomy, but there are supposed to be TWO.
Trey: is there anything happening at all ever?
Whitney : we saw a streaker last night
LostInDreams008: fuckin cramps....always, uh... cramping my style... lol
LostInDreams008: i dunno whats wrong w/ me
Kristen: I'm stuck! I can't get it off!
Joel to Me: Hehehe...the hot tub makes you look all Alka-Seltzer-ish...
Kevin: I'm gonna call him Chilly Willy.
A text message from Joel: I'll be good tonight, I promise...
Adrienne (about my cookies): It's like a silent orgasm in my mouth!
Mr. S (looking in a book about Romans): I can see up your skirt!
(In rehearsal)
MSUGhetto: gonna go get raped by my math exam now!!!
IcE IxI: i get a credit card w/ a 1500 dollar limit when i get home
InkyPeyOhTay: it's gonna be a big couple hours
InkyPeyOhTay: *slaps wrist* bad Brian
Kristen: Cuz when history bites you in the ass, you kinda can't bite back!
InkyPeyOhTay: what does today hold for Joel?
InkyPeyOhTay: :-(
Alex: AG, why are you checking yourself for breast cancer?
Kristen: AG's too skinny for man-boobs!!
name is st jimmy: it doesn't take long for me.... i'm all coughy type guy
InkyPeyOhTay: there be drama with the gays of our lives
Bridget (talking about the girl next to them in 202 lecture): Those boots are ugly. Like Hilary Swank's dress at the Oscars.
Alex: I feel fashion stupid.
Alex: AG's friends at OU consist of 3 gay guys and 5 girls.
Brian's friend Jerry: I just woke up so I'm not really awake yet.
Bridget, to a laughing Marceau: Dude, you sound like a monkey in labor!
Marceau about the beeping milk machine: Someone give it a dick and shut it up!
IcE IxI: i wanna have seeexxxxxx
smarty_1_98: can you say spermicidal lubricant w/o laughing?
Brian (My student supervisor, telling me why Stephanie is doing the panini station): So this chick goes up to the panini station like 3 times while Paul's there, and the third time she's like "That last sandwich you made me wasn't really salty. Why don't you come over later and you can give me a little more salt?" What do you say to that?!
Prof Hunt (202 Lecture, 2/23, paraphrased): The passage containing the promise of 72 virgins in Heaven for martyrs could also be translated as 72 grapes.
Shibby D00: woo i'm worth 97,047,060.73 for a one night stand!!! woot woot
MSUGhetto: i must warn you, i was given permission to stab you in the nuts of you try anything "BAD"
MSUGhetto: what do i doooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Starr285: He looks like....a guy.
Tremontirockgrl: i tell ya,he surely likes my ass
Starr285: IF YOU DON'T DATE THAT FOB, I'LL FEED YOU TO THE DUCKS
Piratical Terror: i's so proud o' you
Piratical Terror: i came up with a phrase i like and can't find a good situation to apply it to.
Piratical Terror: A1 sauce is my hero
MSUGhetto: have fun sleeping tho
MSUGhetto: under-eye bags are not attractive
LostInDreams008: joel wants the camera
MSUGhetto: i just flipped kristen off
MSUGhetto: yay menopause! no more crotch bleeding!!
IcE IxI: you mean me world comeith crash'ed down uponst me?
Piratical Terror: like, if godzilla and king kong had a super-big baby. that's how much i miss you
MSUGhetto: what's shakin your bacon?
MSUGhetto: OTAY!
SpartyJournKid08: *puts on HazMat suit to go potty in Kris's room*
SpartyJournKid08: I have enough insanity w/o his help
MSUGhetto: you have school on the morrow, go to bed NOW!!
SpartyJournKid08: woot..."If I were God over LiveJournal...Jesus would be..."shinychainmail"
MSUGhetto: bloody damn space bar
MSUGhetto: so...final thoughts on Italy?
alicnicmic: i finally did see "the" david
jeckyll08: we are goin to stay at annes place in dearborn
MSUGhetto: food talk make ghetto hungered
MSUGhetto: why did you need the square root of 400?
MSUGhetto: damn you and your pig latin
SpartyJournKid08: fudge donkeys...
Brian: Let me get some pants on and I'll be over in a sec!
Auto response from Shibby D00: shake it like a polaroid picture MSUGhetto!!
MSUGhetto: i have something sticky on my pants
LeahSuzie519: dont do things that i wouldnt do
MSUGhetto: i've been...around
Bagpipes+rap+French=joygasm.--Andrew Cooper, Bagpipes Stir Me Into A War Frenzy Facebook Group
I want birth control!--Brian
SpartyJournKid08: YAY TWO DAYS TIL THE INFILTRATION OF THE GAY BOIS!!!! :-D
IcE IxI: he looked like a lemur
Kristen: Yeah...John has more hair than head.
Prof. Zinnman: Didn't you know that all your professors are whores?
Bridget: Wow...getting your bollocks into a twist would hurt...
spoomonkey13: phs
MSUGhetto: get ur scrawny butt over here
Whitney: Dude dont hate me cuz you aint me!
Shibby D00: cuz i didn't get to give him the schbeal of "if you hurt my ghetto i will saw your penis off with a crab knife"
Mark to Andrew: Get off my head!!
MSUGhetto: OUT OF MY HEAD!!!
Bridget: Dude...we need to be men...no friggin periods anymore.
psfpatr: are you sleeping
Headline on AIM: 6 tons of pot stashed in yams
MSUGhetto: i think ADD is contagious
Eww, pineapple jizz!--Stephanie in the caf
Well, you did Robin Williams, so I'm gonna do Will Ferrel...Scotchy Scotchy Scotch...--Prof Rohs behind the desk
kongming87: i need a favor
Ryan : i'm kinda hungry what should i do
Whitney: i decided that everyone has to wear pink to my funeral.
MSUGhetto: it's cuz i like shiny things
MSUGhetto: i was listening to atreyu when i was walking to class today
smarty_1_98: oh man, a world w/ more than one leah...
smarty_1_98: i need to make a quotes page
smarty_1_98: confirm my insanity for me
Adam : you going to behave
leahd9866: if i were u i would still be sleeping
escapenews2002: yay I found myself
smarty_1_98: fantasmic!
p1nkr0ckpr1nc3ss: ooh you can make jer, jerK lol i crack me up
smarty_1_98: i feel shiny
Kris100012: i can't find shit on my project
Auto response from IcE IxI: ghetto is my hero
LostInDreams008: well i feel like my spine is being taken out of my back
Jake: The horse movie? I can't.....I'm sewing!
MSUGhetto: i got a job!!
LostInDreams008: so i hav back stuff, kidney stuff, and PMS stuff
smarty_1_98: you feeling any better?
IcE IxI: i'd say yours is the most diverse out of sarah's and alex's
alex: my page is acually way cooler than yours. AND i learned html before you.
Shibby D00: i feel that people are being more funny towards you now because they have a chance on being on the wonderment and fame of the ghetto quote board
IcE IxI: wow i made it in your quotes page!
MSUGhetto: ::sigh::
Alex: Liar!
MSUGhetto: arg like whoa
Shibby D00: alas i'm gonna go play god, as my minions miss me
This is the most fun I've had without lubrication!-Adam from the movie Saw
Whitney: I don't like nuts OR filling!!
Marceau: He's pissing the shit out of me!
Chaunie: The Pope is a beautiful man...
kongming87: ok im gonna go kill ewoks
I have tacos in my pocket. Tacos are yummy....*cackle* heheheeeeehehehehe--Julie's LJ
psfpatr: well dad and i are gonig to eat
MSUGhetto: i had an apple
MSUGhetto: lol i changed my yahoo status
Brain: Yeah, I was relatively toasted.
Brian: If I sit here too long, I'm gonna get really stiff.......in the legs...
Kristen: I wanna see Saw!
Brian: I think I was asking for a boy last night...
Joel: I'm asking for it!
IcE IxI: it was like he ate shit and then threw it up and ate it again
LostInDreams008: yyes!!!! no more alchohol for me!
Crap, I think I'm gonna run into the *bam*-Kristen
Oh man, I just got pucker up my nose... -Joel taking a body shot
Bridget: It's like a Milky Way with peanuts
Shibby D00: ooooooo ghetto i'm getting tattooed spring break too
Shibby D00: damn it i never say funny shit....
Bridget: So even if the house was burning down around you, you'd still sleep?
I have Joel in one hand and you in the other! -Kristen
eightinchpony: what do u look like smarty
MSUGhetto: yay for lowered expectations!
name is st jimmy: god bless the safety dance
IcE IxI: hey the safety dance. did you know you could do the hussle to the safety dance?
AG: u suck balls=usb (ports)
MSUGhetto: kristen wants to sleep with me
Piratical Terror: i don't believe in the magic forward fairy
MSUGhetto: anything which confuses her, including: asking whether the chicken or the egg came first, which will make her tiny itty bitty blonde brain explode; asking if her refrigerator's running, for she will run her ass back home to catch it; tell her to put her hair up to catch everything that goes over it, for she will and STILL not get anything...
MSUGhetto: yeah, they did a scope in june and found out i'm missing a ligament
MSUGhetto: i think there's a soup and bread bar tonite in the caf
MSUGhetto: and i would gimp 500 yards and i would gimp 500 more
MSUGhetto: alex just told us she was more horny than both of us
MSUGhetto: hormones suck the balls i don't have
MSUGhetto: man your balls are just going all over the place brandon
Brandon definitely has worthy balls.--Kristen
MSUGhetto: hah! yeah, right, you didn't...she was talking to someone else named joel...
Piratical Terror: i need a new job, but job hunting sucks
IcE IxI: i have a government position!
MSUGhetto: i was ordered to bed...but i was tired anyway, so it wasn't like i was obeying!
MSUGhetto: the beach boys rock my sock
MSUGhetto: i love post it notes
MSUGhetto: i've learned well!
MSUGhetto: all my nuts are gone
A Forlorned Hope: Wow, I feel like a whore
MSUGhetto: head relationship whore, huh?
If I see another git walking around like it was Miami Beach I�m going to put a number two pencil through their eyeball so I can bubble in my exam scantrons with blood.--someone on the MSU LJ community
MSUGhetto: get it out!!!
MSUGhetto: and we got into whether or not john had balls
Moo i am a duck: ::understanding flows all over::
Tickling is man-rape!--AG
MSUGhetto: man i wish i lived down in the burbs w/ y'all
MSUGhetto: alex: are orcs ALWAYS naked?
MSUGhetto: check me! was i right?
MSUGhetto: oh man my friend fell out of a tree stand and sprained his neck, hurt his knee, and got a concussion
MSUGhetto: my fingers are ADD i think
MSUGhetto: do uruk-hai have nuts? cuz boromir just kicked one of them in the balls
I'm so ADD even my food is random.--Bridget
MSUGhetto: yeah, old drunk guys w/ shotguns, dirty pickups, and confederate flags are dangerous to some
Oh, is that chocolate man using a rocket propellor?--Brandon's Mom
Poor little almost-midget you...--Bridget to Angie L.
It's too horny in here!--Kristen and Bridget
MSUGhetto: that's not always a good thing, to be quick...
Brandon: Stop shoving that in my crotch!
MSUGhetto: me and suede miniskirts shall never meet
Shining Goth Kid of Happiness=Brandon
You crap things bigger than your phone?!--Alex to AG
MSUGhetto: >=)
Kelly: I'ma go get nekid.
It's getting too cold out for rapes, I think.--Bridget
Leah: Oh my, you're crazy!
Kris100012: yeah. I like breathing
Chris is a pretty, pretty girl. -Michelle-y
MSUGhetto: well, i think that chris is a cross between a pretty girl in the dark and a scary normal-looking person in his pic! so there!!!!!
My stomach is male. -Alex
I named my debit card Becky. -Brandon
Kris100012: oh wow
Starr285: Well...get in line!
A llama ate my dad's hair off. -Lauren
I'm a big oral person... -Alex
kongming87: i'll give you a load
Is a birthday suit considered clothes? Since it is a "suit" and all... -Bridget
Moo i am a duck: o0ol
This song must make Joel cum every time cuz of the drums... -Kristen (about Green Day's Extraordinary Girl)
These fries would be good...if they weren't the baked potatoes from yesterday... -Bridget
IcE IxI: hey, so. i love myself!
You go do that while I bleed out my crotch! -Alex
You know what will take care of that? MASTURBATION! -Tim
OOOOO! It's like your face is doing the wave! -Kelly
escapenews2002: hello there...saw your profile info...wanna get drunk w/ me tonight? woo sorry - I'm insane
Triscuit? -Chris
Oooo! I'm getting it on both ends! -Kristen
Only on days ending with day. -Joel
Your mind is all 'bout the poonani! -Kristen
Stop trying to take my clothes off! -Jon
Yes, but he has a penis, and is therefore disqualified. -Michelle-y
I want it really bad! ...The tie I mean! -Jon
It's just a milkstain! -Tim
I loathe you with the fiery passion of a thousand flaming suns!! -Bridget
Bridget: Guess what?!
Bridget: If you suck it, it will come!
Wick's got wood! -Micah
Mr. Wickerham, you have a woodpecker! -Joe
There's people-people. Then there's a whole other third subcategory of people. -Ashley
I can't slip, I have grippie socks on! -Michelle about the impossibility of slipping on the ice
kongming87: ask alex if i scare her
It's okay, I have a girlfriend! -Tim
actress4life213: i don't get it
kongming87: and like Jesus parting the sea the people on the inside seat moved and i ran up front
Wow...Tonuts dressed as Jesus is a very scary image...Especially cuz he's still got a hat on... -Bridget
Mmm...yummy naked hairy legs! -Alex
Shoot me in the face with a squirt gun full of orange juice so I can succeed in life! -Charlotte
Let's go to Meijer's and drop boxes of condoms into random old peoples' carts! -Bridget
Sweaty Chris is definitely NOT my favorite flavor! -Ashley
Oh man...I just got an image of Jesus in a fluffy pink tutu and a tiara and a magical pink wand with a star on top...Magical Fairy Jesus!! Yay!! -Bridget
Kristen: Mmmm, hot fudge!
MSUGhetto: so what's shakin your bacon?
IcE IxI: tru dat slaps
IcE IxI: HA CHOO CHAA!
MSUGhetto (11:06:58 PM): hehehe
MSUGhetto (11:07:08 PM): raspberry? you DARE to raspberry me?!
Piratical Terror (11:07:26 PM): ever notice that windows XP looks like a raspberry
MSUGhetto (11:07:42 PM): it does....
Piratical Terror (11:07:48 PM): like a raspberry you REALLY meant
Piratical Terror (11:08:01 PM): so hard you squinted your eyes
MSUGhetto (11:08:34 PM): like a raspberry at the sun
Piratical Terror (11:08:40 PM): yeah
Piratical Terror (11:08:43 PM): that dam sun
Piratical Terror (11:08:51 PM): so shiny and arrogant
Piratical Terror (11:08:55 PM): TAKE THIS
Piratical Terror (11:08:57 PM): XP
MSUGhetto (10:27:37 PM): aye, cap'n!
Piratical Terror (10:27:57 PM): it will be full of peril, but you must be strong
Piratical Terror (10:28:04 PM): much depends on it
Piratical Terror (10:28:14 PM): like the cleanliness of your sheets
MSUGhetto (10:28:14 PM): peril, cap'n?
Piratical Terror (10:28:18 PM): aye
Piratical Terror (10:28:23 PM): soap scum
MSUGhetto (10:28:29 PM): oh...aye....
Piratical Terror (10:28:29 PM): dirt
Piratical Terror (10:28:34 PM): MICROBES
MSUGhetto (10:28:41 PM): the scum....shall be destoyed!!
MSUGhetto (10:28:44 PM): ARRRRR!!!!!!
Piratical Terror (10:28:57 PM): you're a good person soldier
Piratical Terror (10:29:03 PM): fight the good fight
Piratical Terror (10:29:09 PM): our thoughts are with you
MSUGhetto (10:29:22 PM): cap'n....what if...what if....
Piratical Terror (10:29:42 PM): it's better not to think about it
Piratical Terror (10:29:49 PM): now GO! and give 'em hell!
MSUGhetto (10:29:51 PM): ...alright cap'n
MSUGhetto (10:29:56 PM): AYE AYE!!!!
Piratical Terror (10:30:08 PM): ::salute again::
MSUGhetto (10:30:18 PM): ::salute back::
MSUGhetto (10:26:12 PM): i think the way you like
HOOFWAYSCELLO (12:16:45 PM): so bridget how long can you go? how long can you keep yourself from replying me, dear 'ol friend?
HOOFWAYSCELLO (12:17:09 PM): its been 7 minutes
HOOFWAYSCELLO (12:17:17 PM): you have endurance
HOOFWAYSCELLO (12:17:20 PM): :0
HOOFWAYSCELLO (12:18:33 PM): mozart... i usually dislike him... but i like what i hear on the radio right now. i am suspicious that it is not mozart
HOOFWAYSCELLO (12:18:48 PM): but they were just discussing mozart
HOOFWAYSCELLO (12:18:53 PM): what to think?
HOOFWAYSCELLO (12:19:04 PM): er, hear?
HOOFWAYSCELLO (12:19:14 PM): doot doot doot doot doot
HOOFWAYSCELLO (12:19:19 PM): (piano)
HOOFWAYSCELLO (12:19:32 PM): le de dalaldaaaaa, dum dumm
HOOFWAYSCELLO (12:19:42 PM): bum boooooo bummmmm!
HOOFWAYSCELLO (12:22:07 PM): ha funny you Mozart went idle c minor fantasia (thats in the order i typed and heard) enjoy. yes i have been home too long. feel free to patronize me and put this on your qoute page, like you probably will. hope it's not a posthumous issue.
Tim: I can do that myself!
RubberDuckLurve (5:48:55 PM): that would....chafe.
MSUGhetto (12:06:51 PM): you know it's hot when your toilet's sweating
ReNEgaDe404 (3:05:18 PM): cuz i'm a grass pirate
ReNEgaDe404 (3:05:21 PM): arrrrrrrr
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
CaitlinGuthrie (12:25:29 AM): and leave them by your bed to wake up to, and maybe one would lick your face
CaitlinGuthrie (12:25:33 AM): but that could be creepy
CaitlinGuthrie (12:25:40 AM): and probably not as cute as it sounds
CaitlinGuthrie (10:12:12 PM): SPACE BAR
CaitlinGuthrie (10:12:14 PM): I win!
MSUGhetto (10:12:19 PM): SHIFT KEY
MSUGhetto (10:12:22 PM): no you don't
CaitlinGuthrie (10:12:26 PM): oooh PgUp
MSUGhetto (10:12:35 PM): DELETE!
CaitlinGuthrie (10:12:37 PM): no i got it
CaitlinGuthrie (10:12:40 PM): Fn
MSUGhetto (10:12:48 PM): ESC
Rent-A-Moms who come and take care of you when you're sick. Homemade chicken noodle soup, nice soft Kleenex, almost-hot tea, the whole shebang.
Finals homework "help" (read: completion by your personal Rent-A-Mom) included for nominal fee.
MSUGhetto (5:28:30 PM): haha
MSUGhetto (5:28:36 PM): because we're just that awesome
RubberDuckLurve (10:24:07 PM): it's spazztacular!
RubberDuckLurve (10:24:14 PM): spazzalicious!
RubberDuckLurve (10:24:40 PM): spazztastic!
supremeruler15 (10:33:14 PM): you=fucking crazy
RubberDuckLurve (10:33:38 PM): y'know.
supremeruler15 (10:33:50 PM): :D
RubberDuckLurve (10:33:58 PM): it happens when i get all spazzalicious.
supremeruler15 (10:34:19 PM): oh dear
Bridget: I just thought he dominated his econ final. With a whip.
Alex: Oh, he did. And then he had sex with it.
Bridget: That's not surprise sex. That...that would definitely be rape.
Alex: Yeah. It was.
AG (via the phone): I just spread the cheeks and started thrusting.
MSUGhetto (12:20:46 AM): ...oh?
Scalding Lake (12:20:57 AM): lol
Scalding Lake (12:21:02 AM): Yeah, I know.
Bridget: GET JEN!
Bridget: Well, then you'd have to be promiscuous.
M@: I'm trying!
Mark: I've never found that area particularly arousing.
Jillian: Well, maybe you've just never had it properly carressed!
Mark: Dear God, never say that to me again.
MSUGhetto (4:51:54 PM): *sobs for the mangled grammar*
tigerbunny410 (5:17:32 PM): "how much would it cost for a diamond cockring?"
tigerbunny410 (5:17:36 PM): WTF
tigerbunny410 (5:17:39 PM): kthnx
alicnicmic (12:48:37 AM): LOL.
MSUGhetto (12:48:42 AM): indeed you did.
(BLAH BLAH BLAH)
MSUGhetto (11:31:36 PM): JESUS GOD JOHN WILLIAMS STOP PLAYING ON MY ITUNES
(YADDA YADDA YADDA)
MSUGhetto (11:46:16 PM): (ok, John Williams, wtfuck? But at least it's Indiana Jones...)
MSUGhetto : ...
MSUGhetto : i'm done.
hereiamisa68 (2:04:51 PM): i was waiting for the bus last night, and there was a fricking raccoon right next to the bus stop
MSUGhetto (2:05:01 PM): HAHA
hereiamisa68 (2:05:02 PM): i was so scared that it was going to go all rabies on me
MSUGhetto (2:05:16 PM): so i'm assuming you didn't try to pet it/chase after it
hereiamisa68 (2:05:59 PM): NO
MSUGhetto (2:06:45 PM): damn.
Auto response from CaitlinGuthrie (12:34:55 PM): Chuck Norris went into a kindergarten to talk about fire safety. After four minutes three children were on fire and Chuck had shot a bottle-rocket out of his urethra.
[21:48] Shibby D00: how quaint
MSUGhetto (10:53:08 PM): about this gravity thing...
MSUGhetto (10:53:27 PM): i'm going to say a general "positive"
MSUGhetto (10:53:50 PM): because i wouldn't want to go floating off into the stratosphere
MSUGhetto (10:54:14 PM): but i also would like some reaction time before I fall on my arse and/or face
alicnicmic (10:55:05 PM): um.
alicnicmic (10:55:09 PM): gravity doesn't like me.
MSUGhetto (10:55:21 PM): yes. i've heard stories.
alicnicmic (10:57:42 PM): like the time my shoe caught on the chair
alicnicmic (10:57:50 PM): and i fell in a mangled heap
alicnicmic (10:57:57 PM): at five thirty in the morning.
MSUGhetto (10:58:00 PM): ...i don't remember that for some reason.
MSUGhetto (10:58:06 PM): and that would be why.
alicnicmic (10:58:10 PM): lol.
smarty_1_98: funny, i feel whole
smarty_1_98: which part did how eat of me?
Autoresponse from Caitlin Guthrie: I love Bridget Courtney this much (drawring of me ripping heart out of chest)
CaitlinGuthrie: yes ma'am?!
RubberDuckLurve: REPORT TO 367 NORTH CASE HALL
RubberDuckLurve: ON THE DOUBLE
CaitlinGuthrie: haha
RubberDuckLurve: THAT MEANS NOW CADET
RubberDuckLurve: *drill sergeant snarl*
CaitlinGuthrie: i'm going to block you!
alicnicmic (5:53:25 PM): no.
Vladikmore (9:22:22 PM): No problem
MSUGhetto (9:22:27 PM): ok. good.
MSUGhetto (9:22:49 PM): i wouldn't want it to become a regular occurance
MSUGhetto (9:23:03 PM): since i think that you're a big fan of having an able penis.
Vladikmore (9:24:01 PM): I'm a VERY big Fan
Vladikmore (9:24:03 PM): A very BIG fan
Vladikmore (9:24:06 PM): *cough cough*
MSUGhetto (9:24:18 PM): I'm not going to ask for proof.
Vladikmore (9:24:24 PM): It's okay.
supremeruler15 (11:52:21 PM): and live in the middle of the woods
supremeruler15 (11:52:27 PM): and have silly dances
supremeruler15 (11:52:34 PM): and not have to have a job
supremeruler15 (11:52:40 PM): and where cool clothes
RubberDuckLurve (11:52:49 PM): and hats
supremeruler15 (11:52:51 PM): why the hell did we have to modernize
supremeruler15 (11:53:06 PM): definitely need the hats
RubberDuckLurve (12:21:04 AM): M@!
supremeruler15 (12:21:19 AM): Bridget!
RubberDuckLurve (12:21:27 AM): we should work out a schedule for our mr. darcy pleasure time
supremeruler15 (12:23:26 AM): lol
supremeruler15 (12:23:29 AM): we should
RubberDuckLurve (12:23:36 AM): indeed
RubberDuckLurve (12:23:42 AM): i claim saturdays
supremeruler15 (12:28:32 AM): k i get wednesdays
supremeruler15 (12:28:50 AM): it will be a nice mid-week experience
RubberDuckLurve (12:29:03 AM): indeed
RubberDuckLurve (12:30:38 AM): well, there's four of us
RubberDuckLurve (12:30:41 AM): and seven days
supremeruler15 (12:30:49 AM): hmmm
RubberDuckLurve (12:31:01 AM): so..i guess he gets a day off in between each of us to rest
supremeruler15 (12:31:15 AM): or all ya'll could take two
supremeruler15 (12:31:29 AM): being gay one day should be enough for me ;-)
Vladikmore (3:23:21 AM): I was reading your quotes, as I'm apt to do when I'm bored, tired, and hungry
Vladikmore (3:23:23 AM): And suddenly
Vladikmore (3:23:25 AM): I kid you not
Vladikmore (3:23:29 AM): My PENIS FELL ASLEEP!
Vladikmore (3:23:37 AM): Like, with your foot, but this was with my penis
Vladikmore (3:23:41 AM): And it felt really weird
Vladikmore (3:23:44 AM): In short
Vladikmore (3:23:56 AM): Your Quote Page Broke my Penis, expect a call from my lawyers in the morning
MSUGhetto (12:04:20 AM): uh...
Scalding Lake (12:04:26 AM): ???
MSUGhetto (12:04:41 AM): bottom
Scalding Lake (12:04:48 AM): Ohhh
Scalding Lake (12:04:48 AM): I see.
Scalding Lake (12:05:10 AM): (<--top)
MSUGhetto (12:05:21 AM): well then
MSUGhetto (12:05:25 AM): we fit ;-)
(UNRELATED CONVERSATION)
Scalding Lake (12:11:22 AM): I can't wait to mount you.
MSUGhetto (12:11:51 AM): i can't wait to be mounted
RubberDuckLurve (8:34:23 PM): oh?
Vladikmore (8:34:25 PM): I just found out I was, in fact, circumcised.
RubberDuckLurve (8:34:32 PM): LOL
Vladikmore (8:34:40 PM): This is an issue that's been plaguing me for the past few years.
RubberDuckLurve (8:35:12 PM): ...how did you not know?
RubberDuckLurve (8:35:19 PM): it's a bit obvious
Vladikmore (8:35:27 PM): Well, I didn't really know what anyone meant by foreskin
Vladikmore (8:35:33 PM): And I was too afraid to look at pictures.
RubberDuckLurve (8:35:59 PM): and you found how?
Vladikmore (8:36:02 PM): Well
Vladikmore (8:36:07 PM): I worked up the balls to look at pictures.
RubberDuckLurve (8:36:45 PM): nice tim
Vladikmore (8:36:48 PM): Thank you
RubberDuckLurve (8:37:04 PM): you know i have to quote this
Vladikmore (8:37:11 PM): Eh, whatever makes you sleep at night.
MSUGhetto (12:14:24 AM): oooh
MSUGhetto (12:14:25 AM): ok
MSUGhetto (12:14:29 AM): he's coming up on friday
Scalding Lake (12:14:35 AM): I'm going home
MSUGhetto (12:14:43 AM): gahb
Scalding Lake (12:14:49 AM): :-(
Scalding Lake (12:14:52 AM): SEX
MSUGhetto (12:14:59 AM): well
MSUGhetto (12:15:04 AM): he has spring break next week
MSUGhetto (12:15:21 AM): maybe he should come up and give us some midterm relief ;-)
Scalding Lake (12:15:23 AM): YES
Scalding Lake (12:15:24 AM): YES
Scalding Lake (12:15:26 AM): HELL YES
PtzBrit (8:56:56 PM): hey hey apartment-whole pizza
PtzBrit (8:56:59 PM): I had nothin'
PtzBrit (8:56:59 PM): lol
RubberDuckLurve (8:57:11 PM): that was pretty good
MSUGhetto (10:51:37 PM): bad_sex is when
MSUGhetto (10:51:44 PM): in the post-coital afterglow
MSUGhetto (10:51:47 PM): he says
MSUGhetto (10:51:53 PM): a la Lil Jon
MSUGhetto (10:51:58 PM): YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHH!
MSUGhetto (10:52:05 PM): and you laugh
MSUGhetto (10:52:06 PM): hard
MSUGhetto (10:52:10 PM): okay
MSUGhetto (10:52:13 PM): not bad_sex
MSUGhetto (10:52:17 PM): but funny nonetheless
MSUGhetto (10:52:21 PM): or maybe just to me.
MSUGhetto (10:49:31 PM): 1n. d33d.
hereiamisa68 (10:50:09 PM): w3 ar3 t3h r0x0r5
MSUGhetto (10:50:36 PM): ph0 sh0
MSUGhetto (10:50:40 PM): sorry
MSUGhetto (10:50:46 PM): ph0 5h0
hereiamisa68 (10:50:58 PM): w3 ar3 t3h n3rd5
MSUGhetto (10:51:16 PM): wh47!!!one!!
MSUGhetto (11:13:10 PM): gin and juice as a country song
MSUGhetto (11:13:19 PM): SAME lyrics
MSUGhetto (11:13:23 PM): *dies*
hereiamisa68 (11:13:43 PM): haha
hereiamisa68 (11:13:44 PM): nice
MSUGhetto (11:13:50 PM): you should hear it.
MSUGhetto (11:13:54 PM): good times.
MSUGhetto (11:14:01 PM): OH NOES
hereiamisa68 (11:14:07 PM): what?
MSUGhetto (11:14:13 PM): I JUST CALLED A COUNTRY SONG "GOOD TIMES"
hereiamisa68 (11:14:34 PM): haha youre awesome
MSUGhetto (11:15:14 PM): *cries on the inside*
hereiamisa68 (11:15:24 PM): youre so great
smarty_1_98: sure
Slipknot_fan_666_2006: im reading a book
smarty_1_98: yay!
Slipknot_fan_666_2006: its....
Slipknot_fan_666_2006: "you might be a redneck if......"
smarty_1_98: hahaha
smarty_1_98: that doesn't count
Slipknot_fan_666_2006: y?
smarty_1_98: i thought you meant like
smarty_1_98: a NOVEL or something
Bitey Hobo (7:45:38 PM): these are so creepy
Bitey Hobo (7:45:57 PM): its not like "jesus is watching you" its like "jesus is sneaking up on you! BOO!"
RubberDuckLurve (7:50:20 PM): oooh i've seen those before
Bitey Hobo (7:50:29 PM): me too
Bitey Hobo (7:50:32 PM): but they still creep me out
RubberDuckLurve (7:50:38 PM): indeed
Bitey Hobo (7:50:49 PM): since when is jesus a chubby white guy in a terrycloth bathrobe?
RubberDuckLurve (7:51:00 PM): HAH
RubberDuckLurve (7:51:47 PM): have you seen the parodies of those?
Bitey Hobo (7:52:01 PM): "I am Jesus. King of the terrycloth. Pray unto me and feel my warmth and dryness."
Bitey Hobo (7:52:02 PM): heh
Bitey Hobo (7:52:06 PM): yeah
Bitey Hobo (7:52:36 PM): jesus had great hair! I wonder what his secret is
RubberDuckLurve (7:52:42 PM): i know!
Bitey Hobo (7:40:10 PM): dorm water smells like fish when you warm it
Bitey Hobo (7:40:12 PM): good to know
hereiamisa68 (7:31:31 PM): o0ooo0o i almost just used FAIR in my paper
hereiamisa68 (7:31:34 PM): yikes!!!
MSUGhetto (7:32:14 PM): OH NOES
hereiamisa68 (7:32:25 PM): i know
hereiamisa68 (7:32:40 PM): i got rid of it though. realized the error of my ways and RAN
MSUGhetto (10:49:27 PM): lol
MSUGhetto (10:49:32 PM): BRWAK
MSUGhetto (10:49:40 PM): wait...no head...
MSUGhetto (10:49:46 PM): *splurty blood*
HOOFWAYSCELLO (10:49:56 PM): yeah.... just that flapping noise
HOOFWAYSCELLO (10:50:00 PM): that too
MSUGhetto (7:46:45 PM): wow
MSUGhetto (7:46:48 PM): lucky.
Scalding Lake (7:46:54 PM): I know
Bridget: Oh, so, I'm just a slut then. Lust, slut...same letters.
alicnicmic (3:29:24 PM): ReNEgaDe404: yea i'll clean u from head to toe
alicnicmic: mmm?
ReNEgaDe404: with a swiffer
ReNEgaDe404: and bleach
MSUGhetto (3:29:35 PM): it buuuuuuurns
alicnicmic (3:29:44 PM): literally.
alicnicmic (3:29:48 PM): ouch.
alicnicmic (3:29:50 PM): bleach.
MSUGhetto (3:29:56 PM): indeed.
alicnicmic (3:31:45 PM): he hates me now.
MSUGhetto (3:32:40 PM): ReNEgaDe404 (3:31:04 PM): yep, ohhh soft scrub all over her body
alicnicmic (3:32:59 PM): omg.
alicnicmic (3:33:14 PM): it's an internet THREESOME
MSUGhetto (3:33:25 PM): ew what NO
alicnicmic (3:33:28 PM): or rather you're an
alicnicmic (3:33:31 PM): internet voyeur
MSUGhetto (3:33:38 PM): ....
MSUGhetto (3:33:45 PM): i didn't ASK to get exposed to this
MSUGhetto (3:33:48 PM): you're like
MSUGhetto (3:33:52 PM): a porn pop-up
alicnicmic (3:34:22 PM): dude.
alicnicmic (3:34:29 PM): you totally asked for it.
MSUGhetto (3:34:42 PM): DID NOT
alicnicmic (3:34:47 PM): you told everyone at lunch you were going to buy us handcuffs!
MSUGhetto (3:34:48 PM): YOU'RE LIKE SPYWARE
MSUGhetto (3:34:52 PM): IN MY MIND
MSUGhetto (3:34:55 PM): I didn't.
alicnicmic (3:34:59 PM): did too.
MSUGhetto (3:35:03 PM): I was more going for the riding crop.
alicnicmic (3:35:36 PM): ...
ReNEgaDe404 (3:30:17 PM): huh
MSUGhetto (3:30:18 PM): IT BUUUUURNS
ReNEgaDe404 (3:30:25 PM): burns?
MSUGhetto (3:30:26 PM): LIKE THE BLEACH YOU WANT TO CLEAN HER WITH
ReNEgaDe404 (3:30:28 PM): lol
ReNEgaDe404 (3:31:04 PM): yep, ohhh soft scrub all over her body
MSUGhetto (3:31:21 PM): i need to borrow some of that bleach
MSUGhetto (3:31:25 PM): FOR MY MIIIIIIND
astraev: I KNOW!
alicnicmic: is it bad that i think that makes him sexier?
smarty_1_98 (2/3/2006 8:33:36 PM): clothes.
yu yu (2/3/2006 8:33:54 PM): do u wear thong ?
smarty_1_98 (2/3/2006 8:34:08 PM): i'm just not a fan of butt floss.
smarty_1_98 (2/3/2006 8:34:29 PM): why, do you?
yu yu (2/3/2006 8:34:30 PM): so u dont
yu yu (2/3/2006 8:34:42 PM): i like big butt yea
smarty_1_98 (2/3/2006 8:35:19 PM): goodie
yu yu (2/3/2006 8:35:49 PM): good for anal :-P
smarty_1_98 (2/3/2006 8:36:03 PM): i wouldn't know
yu yu (2/3/2006 8:36:21 PM): u wont try ?
smarty_1_98 (2/3/2006 8:36:39 PM): probably not
yu yu (2/3/2006 8:36:47 PM): why
smarty_1_98 (2/3/2006 8:37:02 PM): i feel that my anus is an exit hole
MSUGhetto (11:40:43 PM): oh wait, that's just here
MSUGhetto (11:40:45 PM): or, was
MSUGhetto (11:40:54 PM): i didn't hear about any rapes last semester
hereiamisa68 (11:42:03 PM): o0o thats good
hereiamisa68 (11:42:06 PM): i wont though
MSUGhetto (11:42:09 PM): ok good
MSUGhetto (11:42:12 PM): i'd be sad
MSUGhetto (11:42:14 PM): and angry
MSUGhetto (11:42:22 PM): and i'd buy a baseball bat
hereiamisa68 (11:42:23 PM): me too
MSUGhetto (11:42:25 PM): a steel one
hereiamisa68 (11:42:28 PM): haha
hereiamisa68 (11:42:30 PM): yesss
MSUGhetto (11:42:42 PM): and spiky running shoes for you
MSUGhetto (11:42:53 PM): and we'd have some fun.
smarty_1_98: silly emo kid
smarty_1_98: don't go and lj-cut yourself
Joel: lol
Joel: *giggle*
supremeruler15 (6:32:58 PM): lol
RubberDuckLurve (6:33:11 PM): and by that, i mean my mouth does.
RubberDuckLurve (6:33:17 PM): since i just ate some.
RubberDuckLurve (6:33:23 PM): and my tongue is in my mouth.
supremeruler15 (6:33:30 PM): thats a good taste
RubberDuckLurve (7:45:49 PM): like a shovel digs a grave
supremeruler15 (7:45:59 PM): totally
RubberDuckLurve (7:45:59 PM): ...that was morbid.
supremeruler15 (7:46:12 PM): but marvelous all the same
Bridget: 6:23.
Alex: Is that in the evening?
PtzBrit (4:16:42 PM): Just know that it exists. The second one may not be as great, it'll probably be a tribute to the greatest comment ever, Tenacious D style. Holllllerrrr.
MSUGhetto (11:43:47 PM): none at all.
MSUGhetto (11:43:54 PM): except in the bathroom
MSUGhetto (11:43:59 PM): but i just flushed
HOOFWAYSCELLO (11:56:01 PM): [23:53] CaitlinGuthrie: speaking of which. you should watch annie hall next time you feel like being a bum
[23:53] CaitlinGuthrie: i have it here
[23:53] CaitlinGuthrie: it's funny
[23:53] HOOFWAYSCELLO: i ve seen it
[23:53] CaitlinGuthrie: thoughtful
[23:53] CaitlinGuthrie: oh goody
[23:53] CaitlinGuthrie: u like?
[23:53] HOOFWAYSCELLO: i hate woody allen
[23:53] HOOFWAYSCELLO: i just do
[23:54] HOOFWAYSCELLO: i want to kick him in his self serving balls
[23:54] HOOFWAYSCELLO: three times
[23:54] HOOFWAYSCELLO: then shove his cock in his mouth and put a shovel up his ass
[23:55] CaitlinGuthrie: ouch
[23:55] CaitlinGuthrie: that bad huh?
[23:55] HOOFWAYSCELLO: *coughs laughs*
[23:55] CaitlinGuthrie: *curdles blood in anal*
[23:55] HOOFWAYSCELLO: *mental image*
[23:55] HOOFWAYSCELLO: OHHHHHHHHHH!
[23:55] HOOFWAYSCELLO: lmao
HOOFWAYSCELLO (12:00:25 AM): yeah
HOOFWAYSCELLO (12:00:33 AM): so, that's what we did w/ out you
CaitlinGuthrie (9:18:19 PM): (said the dwarf in the corner)
MSUGhetto (9:18:19 PM): lol
CaitlinGuthrie (9:18:21 PM): haha
MSUGhetto (9:18:32 PM): .....dwarf in the corner?
CaitlinGuthrie (9:18:51 PM): i don't know. ask him, he's been there all day
MSUGhetto (9:19:05 PM): hey dwarf. wtf?
CaitlinGuthrie (9:20:01 PM): "fuck off, i've had a long day, you wouldn't even know what it's like to be teleported from szhnozburry land to this twit's room"
MSUGhetto (10:53:49 PM): good one...
alicnicmic (10:53:57 PM): i know. wasn't it?
alicnicmic (10:54:00 PM): muhahahahaha
MSUGhetto (10:54:08 PM): *virtual boobpain*
(My brother. Who looks like Kip from Napolean Dynamite.)
Auto response from RubberDuckLurve (12:03:25 PM): Shower.
Bed.
Sleep till 6am.
Work 7-11am.
Death.
Resurrection.
Class.
supremeruler15 (12:03:26 PM): was it hard?
RubberDuckLurve (12:04:32 PM): i can't tell you.
RubberDuckLurve (12:04:35 PM): it's a secret.
supremeruler15 (12:04:39 PM): ok
RubberDuckLurve (12:05:17 PM): but it involves water
RubberDuckLurve (12:05:21 PM): warm water
RubberDuckLurve (12:05:24 PM): hot, even
supremeruler15 (12:05:39 PM): ohhhhhh
RubberDuckLurve (12:05:42 PM): and perhaps a fork.
supremeruler15 (12:05:47 PM): a fork
supremeruler15 (12:05:50 PM): noted
RubberDuckLurve (12:07:23 PM): maybe a spoon
RubberDuckLurve (12:07:32 PM): but you really need heat
RubberDuckLurve (12:07:35 PM): it's integral
supremeruler15 (12:07:47 PM): sounds painful
RubberDuckLurve (12:08:25 PM): also helps if you're not quite dead
supremeruler15 (12:08:41 PM): oh that would be important
CaitlinGuthrie (4:56:17 PM): boy toy.
MSUGhetto (4:56:22 PM): i almost wrote "meat"
CaitlinGuthrie (4:56:24 PM): but be careful. boy toys with your emotions!
MSUGhetto (4:56:27 PM): that would've been a mistake
CaitlinGuthrie (4:57:15 PM): "mistake" you know that's all you see him as. a big flaming piece of meat
MSUGhetto (11:54:26 PM): *shudders*
HOOFWAYSCELLO (11:54:31 PM): yipes
MSUGhetto (11:54:41 PM): i'll come out pregnant with ovarian cancer and an STD.
HOOFWAYSCELLO (11:54:55 PM): they said piotr was pregnant
MSUGhetto (11:54:58 PM): LOL
HOOFWAYSCELLO (11:55:03 PM): yup
MSUGhetto (11:55:20 PM): ....did he suddenly grow something we never knew about?
HOOFWAYSCELLO (11:55:32 PM): yo u mean lose something?
HOOFWAYSCELLO (11:55:36 PM): :-0
MSUGhetto (11:55:37 PM): well, that too.
HOOFWAYSCELLO (11:55:47 PM): no, he didn't ;-)
HOOFWAYSCELLO (11:55:53 PM): thank God
Alpha9406 (11:23:33 PM): and then I realized that I would rather have a life
HOOFWAYSCELLO (2:07:51 PM): SNIP
HOOFWAYSCELLO (2:07:54 PM): YANK
MSUGhetto (1:51:00 PM): I KNOW
MSUGhetto (1:51:07 PM): i think it would be worse were i catholic
SpartyJournKid08 (1:51:09 PM): *puts on lightning-safe suit*
MSUGhetto (1:51:13 PM): lol
MSUGhetto (1:51:16 PM): pass me one
SpartyJournKid08 (1:51:24 PM): luckily, I'm not. I just took up catholicism for lent.
SpartyJournKid08 (1:51:24 PM): lol
SpartyJournKid08 (1:51:32 PM): Gave up popcorn, took up catholicism.
SpartyJournKid08 (1:51:37 PM): *passes you a suit*
RubberDuckLurve (12:31:30 AM): my parents will be back from getting my niece
RubberDuckLurve (12:31:41 AM): ...sine? what? so*
RubberDuckLurve (12:31:57 AM): oh, nevermind, it was supposed to be since
RubberDuckLurve (12:31:59 AM): god i'm tired
Auto response from QUEENofMandMs (7:18:34 PM): I'm busy twiddling my nipples. Leave me a message
MSUGhetto (12:43:46 AM): i believe we've touched upon it
MSUGhetto (12:43:58 AM): but i think talks of penis aesthetics have gotten in the way
RubberDuckLurve: ....
RubberDuckLurve: eva braun certainly liked whatever he had
Belmontclan86: carbonated sperm
HOOFWAYSCELLO (11:59:41 PM): *hindu*!
p1nkr0ckpr1nc3ss: like, never
Trey : ahh
Trey : that's not often
louis gridley wu (12:05:37 AM): uhh
MSUGhetto (12:05:40 AM): and i don't remember what exactly that stands for
louis gridley wu (12:05:42 AM): not good
MSUGhetto (12:05:51 AM): lockjaw
louis gridley wu (12:05:52 AM): too much justinian?
MSUGhetto (12:30:05 AM): head feels all funny
MSUGhetto (12:30:08 AM): make it go away
MasenkoJTK (12:31:15 AM): k, lemme get my make bridget feel better wand
MSUGhetto (12:31:21 AM): yay!
MasenkoJTK (12:31:30 AM): oh my god that sounds horrible
MSUGhetto (12:31:35 AM): yes it does
MasenkoJTK (12:31:45 AM): still, comment stands =P
MSUGhetto (12:31:48 AM): heh
MSUGhetto (12:32:02 AM): are you sure it works over such long distances?
MasenkoJTK (12:32:31 AM): ah, shit... no ranged attack on the wand
MasenkoJTK (12:32:38 AM): ill have to come over and whack you with it
MSUGhetto (12:32:57 AM): i think i just got whacked enough
MasenkoJTK (12:35:12 AM): lol
MasenkoJTK (12:35:14 AM): indeed
MasenkoJTK (12:35:22 AM): well i gotta run... talk to you laters
MSUGhetto (12:35:25 AM): mmk
MSUGhetto (12:35:34 AM): need to go and spit now anyways
MasenkoJTK (12:35:53 AM): but i didnt use the wand yet
MSUGhetto (12:35:56 AM): (toothpaste, in case you were having ideas)
MasenkoJTK (12:36:02 AM): too late!
RubberDuckLurve: i don't know what you're talking about.
supremeruler15: i know but obviously I must at least pretend to retain some degree of my masculinity
RubberDuckLurve: you're the one who admitted your love match was ickle ronniekins
RubberDuckLurve: you have a penis.
RubberDuckLurve: it's all good.
Bridget: What if I punched your balls?
Matt: I'd learn pretty quick!
Kim: I'm glad I live in America.
Bridget: I have my clitoral rights!
Caitlin: It kinda gets me off...
(Um...I guess you'd have to have been there. I was cleaning the room as I often to to avoid homework and Alex had read this book called Unbending Gender for her Social Relations Methods class and...well, if you don't know any SR Jimmy Mad Majors or know about my finals week cleaning tendencies...this probably will never make any sense)
Shibby D00 (1:25:26 PM): but didn't buy light bulbs for it, so he used extra bulbs from chrimmis lights
Shibby D00 (1:25:39 PM): and so the baby jesus got white, joseph got blue, and mary got red
Shibby D00 (1:25:58 PM): as rusty says it looked like mary was the devil
Shibby D00 (1:26:01 PM): cuz she was all red
Shibby D00 (1:26:13 PM): and i was like!!! you had the birth of satan on your front lawn!!!!!
Shibby D00 (1:26:16 PM): it was great
MSUGhetto (1:26:34 PM): !!! hahahahahha
Shibby D00 (1:27:12 PM): hehe i said that it would have been more appropriate for joseph to get the satan look...cuz he was all like "i'm not marrying her, she sleeps around"
Shibby D00 (1:27:39 PM): and the angel had to come in and be like "look here, god's sperm is prescious! your mary isn't a whore...she was raped!!"
Shibby D00 (1:27:46 PM): ok so that was a little not what was said...but its true!
MSUGhetto (1:27:53 PM): HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
Shibby D00 (1:28:24 PM): and then joseph was like...oh well....i guess if she's gonna cheat with anyone, may as well be the big guy!
MSUGhetto (1:28:45 PM): and then the big guy himself comes down and tells him to get with her
MSUGhetto (1:28:46 PM): lol
Shibby D00 (1:29:00 PM): hehe the big guy is like "hit that shit, it was smokin"
Shibby D00 (1:29:03 PM): k i'm done....
MSUGhetto (1:29:13 PM): "raise my immaculately conceived child, BIZZATCH!"
MSUGhetto (1:29:16 PM): haha
MSUGhetto (1:29:22 PM): ok
HOOFWAYSCELLO (12:29:30 PM): good to be one, pays well
MSUGhetto (10:09:49 PM): yeah i feel that
Tru1x8 (10:09:59 PM): i feel ya feelin the ness u heard me
MSUGhetto (10:10:37 PM): word
Tru1x8 (10:11:18 PM): its a prime statement. you heard that
MSUGhetto (10:11:49 PM): yup yup
Tru1x8 (10:12:18 PM): it is existential my girl
Tru1x8 (10:12:59 PM): as a matter of fact, its motivational my friend.
MSUGhetto (10:13:16 PM): tis?
Tru1x8 (10:14:33 PM): you know what would be substantial to your existence homie
MSUGhetto (10:14:42 PM): what?
MSUGhetto (10:14:45 PM): a new knee?
Tru1x8 (10:14:47 PM): a little bit of creation, and a bit of sensation, to the situation.
Tru1x8 (10:15:02 PM): i.e., a new knee.
Tru1x8 (10:15:22 PM): which would not be deleterious to your situation
Tru1x8 (10:15:40 PM): rather cause your situation to become a time for some celebration
Tru1x8 (10:15:42 PM): i know ya feel me
MSUGhetto (10:16:10 PM): i feel ya!
Tru1x8 (10:17:07 PM): I feel a little bit of rejuvination to my cerebral
approximation to be most pleasing to the feeling of my soul you see.
Tru1x8 (10:17:13 PM): i know ya feel me
Tru1x8 (10:17:40 PM): and my child you know thats a feeling that i dig, i know ya feel me.
MSUGhetto (10:18:09 PM): lol
Tru1x8 (10:18:20 PM): hehehe,
Tru1x8 (10:18:25 PM): that was a lot of brain power
Tru1x8 (10:18:31 PM): and it just felt so nice :-)
MSUGhetto (10:18:47 PM): yeah
MSUGhetto (10:18:53 PM): i'm very impressed
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MSUGhetto (7:07:42 PM): ....
Alpha9406 (7:07:43 PM):
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Alpha9406 (7:07:44 PM): there
Alpha9406 (7:07:46 PM): see that?
Alpha9406 (7:07:52 PM): it's shit trying to hit the fan
Alpha9406: umm i pick those hooters
Alpha9406: *points*
RubberDuckLurve: really? those?
RubberDuckLurve: hmm, there are better ones, you know.
Alpha9406: yes but none so readily at hand
RubberDuckLurve: this is true. ok, those hooters *points*
InkyPeyOhTay: (at least to him)
RubberDuckLurve: LOL
RubberDuckLurve: padlock on your zipper?
Caitlin: No you didn't. Those aren't fertilized. It's like eating an ovary.
RubberDuckLurve: ADD-OCD
Alpha9406: !
RubberDuckLurve: i just cleaned the toilet
Alpha9406: and that makes you ADD-OCD?
RubberDuckLurve: I was going to make popcorn, and then i thought i should clean the toilet.
RubberDuckLurve: so i did.
Alpha9406: lollerskates
RubberDuckLurve: so, now i am popcorn-less, but the toilet's clean.
Alpha9406 (3:20:21 PM): i dont know whether to say "fuck you too" or "thank you"
MSUGhetto (3:20:46 PM): go with the latter, since it wasn't meant in a mean way
Alpha9406 (3:20:50 PM): okay
MSUGhetto (3:14:28 PM): qoutes, rather
MSUGhetto (3:14:40 PM): i fail at AIM speeling today i guess
MSUGhetto (3:14:49 PM): not even fixing them anymore.
Alpha9406 (3:14:57 PM): yes, you are "speeling" quite poorly
MSUGhetto (3:15:09 PM): indeed.
MSUGhetto (3:15:35 PM): i was going to fix ym glaring "speeling" error, but i decided to leave it as is
Alpha9406 (3:16:18 PM): tats okey. as lung as i cn teal whut u tryed to sey, nut a problme
MSUGhetto (3:16:54 PM): ow. my eyes.
Alpha9406 (3:16:57 PM): hahaha
Alpha9406 (3:18:49 PM): j00 dun l1k3 m3 speeling?
MSUGhetto (3:19:08 PM): wouldn't it be "sp33l1ng?
Alpha9406 (3:19:20 PM): no because i wanted to preserve your speeling error
MSUGhetto (3:19:27 PM): AH ok.
Alpha9406 (3:19:43 PM): i will be speeling it like that for the rest of this conversation
Alpha9406: and 15
Alpha9406: and 14
Alpha9406: and 13
Alpha9406: and 17
Alpha9406: and 18
Alpha9406: and 19
Alpha9406: and 20
RubberDuckLurve: well, so did i
Alpha9406: and 21
Alpha9406: and 22
Alpha9406: and 23
Alpha9406: and 24
Alpha9406: and 25
Alpha9406: and 26
Alpha9406: and 27
Alpha9406: and 28
Alpha9406: and 29
RubberDuckLurve: up til the day he dies?
Alpha9406: basically
RubberDuckLurve: or loses his sex drive?
RubberDuckLurve: in which case he gets cyalis, or viagra.
Alpha9406: no, only death can kill it
Alpha9406: death of the drive only means that he stops chasing it
Alpha9406: either that
RubberDuckLurve: or?
Alpha9406: or he wont know what to do once he's caught it
RubberDuckLurve: that poor sack.
Alpha9406: you must hit it a lot
Alpha9406: my sack is in good shape because i never sleep
RubberDuckLurve: that's good news for your sack.
RubberDuckLurve: i think it's more coppery...
Alpha9406: i dont usually taste copper
Alpha9406: maybe its just your blood thats coppery
Alpha9406: have you been eating metal?
RubberDuckLurve: you mean to tell me you don't suck on pennies on a regular basis?
RubberDuckLurve: i thought everyone did.
RubberDuckLurve: especially the ones you find face up on the sidewalk...
Alpha9406: no, only once a month or so
RubberDuckLurve: tasty.
Alpha9406: i prefer to eat quarters
Alpha9406: except that they hurt when they come back out
RubberDuckLurve: this is true.
RubberDuckLurve: nickels are better in the size department
RubberDuckLurve: unless you like that pain....
Alpha9406: dimes are the best
RubberDuckLurve: true.
RubberDuckLurve: you could be exotic and try euros.
Alpha9406: they are more valuable but less painful as compared to both penny and nickel
Alpha9406: i have no easy way to get a euro
RubberDuckLurve: we have two euros here I think...
RubberDuckLurve: i'm not sure what denomination
RubberDuckLurve: i think they're euros
RubberDuckLurve: but i vaguely remember there being euro pennies in there...
Alpha9406: hmm
Alpha9406: that would be interesting
Alpha9406: yeah, lansing is a hick town
RubberDuckLurve: well, i was talk about north branch
RubberDuckLurve: which is pasture if you're calling lansing hick
Alpha9406: oh? and what is better?
RubberDuckLurve: dressing up like a pirate
Alpha9406: only if its a semi-slutty pirate
Alpha9406: wow, never thought i'd say that
RubberDuckLurve: indeed
RubberDuckLurve: well, you have now. whatever will become of you!
Alpha9406: i think i'll do laundry
Alpha9406: a real family film
Alpha9406: i too feel that need
Alpha9406: fortunately, i am strong enough to overcome it
RubberDuckLurve: then you are a better man than i
RubberDuckLurve: not a hard accomplishment, since i am not a man.
Alpha9406: indeed, i was going to say...
Alpha9406: "I was under the impression that you were in fact not a man"
RubberDuckLurve: you are correct, sir.
jeckyll08 (11:56:55 PM): it is strange
MSUGhetto (11:57:05 PM): lol
MSUGhetto (11:57:10 PM): they're "famous"
MSUGhetto (11:57:13 PM): they don't count lol
jeckyll08 (11:57:16 PM): :-\
jeckyll08 (11:57:25 PM): so are ax murders
Alex: He's so emo. I bet he cries all the time and people kick him.
Auto response from MSUGhetto (11:42:25 PM): I am Bridget. I am awesome awesome awesome and WHO THE HECK JUST CHANGED MY AWAY MESSAGE?!!! Could it be?... Yes, it is your special friend Jen. :D :P Don't worry, we all think you're awesome, (at the very least), so it wouldn't matter if you actually put this as your away message. I just enjoy letting you and everyone know my special feelings for you. bwahahahahahahahaha
MSUGhetto (11:55:15 PM): you're psychotic
HOOFWAYSCELLO (11:56:42 PM): haha
MSUGhetto (11:00:18 AM): i guess that's what you're doing right now...
MSUGhetto (11:00:43 AM): *sigh* what is this world coming to?
PMZAGO (11:04:35 AM): people are ______________
PMZAGO (11:04:39 AM): fill in the blank
MSUGhetto (11:05:00 AM): alex told me that i could only give her reverse strip teases
MSUGhetto (11:05:10 AM): i could give everyone else reverse-reverse ones
Donny: Instead of saying "childrenship," say "childhood."
Bridget: Being illiterate like that isn't so good.
MSUGhetto (1:49:55 PM): OMG I KNOW
MSUGhetto (1:50:00 PM): horrible, isn't it?
MSUGhetto (1:50:05 PM): i'm in class right now too!
Scalding Lake (1:50:34 PM): You're in class!!!
Scalding Lake (1:50:35 PM): I'm sitting on my couch with two other people, and we all have our laptops out, using our wireless Internet, and we're watching a movie through a computer on the TV.
MSUGhetto (10:23:12 PM): but....
MSUGhetto (10:23:16 PM): i want it.
Vladikmore (10:23:22 PM): I'm German.
Vladikmore (10:23:23 PM): Be warned.
MSUGhetto (10:23:29 PM): and i have nothing really to mail it to you in.
Vladikmore (10:23:33 PM): I once punched a woman in the Vagina for not giving me correct change.
MSUGhetto (10:24:23 PM): bet that hurt.
Vladikmore (10:25:35 PM): Oh it did
MSUGhetto (10:27:21 PM): did she lie there in a pained-vagina fetal position, or did her leg spasm and kick you?
Vladikmore (10:27:53 PM): Oh
Vladikmore (10:27:56 PM): She gave me correct change.
Vladikmore (10:28:02 PM): And thanked me for giving her the pleasure.
MSUGhetto (10:28:46 PM): i'm not one for finding a fist to my vagina in a violent manner very pleasurable
Vladikmore (10:30:09 PM): Yeah
Vladikmore (10:30:12 PM): Well I'm Tim Streasick.
MSUGhetto (10:30:20 PM): indeed.
Vladikmore (10:30:27 PM): Tim Streasick's chief export is pleasure.
Vladikmore (10:32:19 PM): Exactly
MSUGhetto (10:33:04 PM): sorry, that pause was me falling on the floor dying of laughter.
Vladikmore (10:34:14 PM): No problem.
Vladikmore (10:34:32 PM): You were in pleasure, yes?
Vladikmore (10:34:35 PM): So I've proved my point
MSUGhetto (10:34:35 PM): ......
MSUGhetto (10:35:16 PM): i am sorry to say i have no retort to that.
MSUGhetto (10:35:20 PM): you win, sir.
RubberDuckLurve: yeah
RubberDuckLurve: i think mommy's emialing me
hereiamisa68: uh oh
RubberDuckLurve: sorry, that was supposed to say "mommy's mailing it to me"
RubberDuckLurve: "she said so in her email"
hereiamisa68: oh
RubberDuckLurve: but my fingers don't quite understand my brain signals
hereiamisa68: lol that was a very reduced versoin
RubberDuckLurve: indeed
RubberDuckLurve: fingers were confused so they took the short way
MSUGhetto (5:03:03 PM): a really lame one, lol
Shibby D00 (5:03:05 PM): male-o???
Shibby D00 (5:03:12 PM): thats new
Shibby D00 (5:03:15 PM): sounds like cereal
MSUGhetto (5:03:20 PM): male-o, lame-o, same diff
Shibby D00 (5:04:57 PM): "sorry i couldn't [insert something he was supposed to do here] my phone was shoved up my ass and i couldn't get it removed for the past 3 weeks"
Shibby D00 (5:05:07 PM): oh....i like my version better
MSUGhetto (5:08:33 PM): *dies* OMG SHE'S SIXTEEN BAHAHAHAA
MSUGhetto (5:08:36 PM): sorry.
Shibby D00 (5:09:33 PM): LOLOL!
Shibby D00 (5:09:34 PM): thats sick
Shibby D00 (5:09:35 PM): heh
MSUGhetto (5:09:40 PM): LOL!
MSUGhetto (5:09:48 PM): that just made my day
MSUGhetto (5:09:52 PM): *titter*
MSUGhetto (5:10:19 PM): DUDE.
MSUGhetto (5:10:22 PM): OMG.
MSUGhetto (5:10:38 PM): i think she's the one he went on a "blind date" with a little while ago
MSUGhetto (5:10:43 PM): HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
MSUGhetto (5:10:46 PM): *breath*
Shibby D00 (5:10:46 PM): ewww...
MSUGhetto (5:10:50 PM): HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA
Shibby D00 (5:11:49 PM): guys around our age need to leave the younger girls alone....they need to be reserved for the 40 year olds
MSUGhetto (5:11:22 PM): hahahahahaha
MSUGhetto (5:11:23 PM): oh noes
MSUGhetto (5:11:25 PM): wow.
MSUGhetto (5:11:29 PM): but...
MSUGhetto (5:11:32 PM): doing what?
MSUGhetto (5:11:36 PM): *feigns innocence*
SpartyJournKid08 (5:12:28 PM): lol
SpartyJournKid08 (5:12:35 PM): you + me /= innocence
MSUGhetto (5:12:42 PM): .....so?!
MSUGhetto (1:52:24 PM): ooooh!
Scalding Lake (1:52:27 PM): oooooooo
Scalding Lake (1:52:59 PM): I have to decide between Mrs. Patrick Stewart and Rather Dashing
MSUGhetto (1:53:21 PM): hmm....
MSUGhetto (1:53:33 PM): Go with rather dashing
Scalding Lake (1:53:39 PM): d'oh!
Scalding Lake (1:53:40 PM): Okay
Scalding Lake (1:53:47 PM): I love PS so much though.
MSUGhetto (1:53:50 PM): because what happens if you become his widow? would you want that reminder of him?
BalletRockStar85 (11:02:12 PM): haha
BalletRockStar85 (11:02:20 PM): a burning hot ass is always good
MSUGhetto (11:02:55 PM): hahahaha
MSUGhetto (11:02:56 PM): indeed
MSUGhetto (11:03:12 PM): mine's so hot it SIZZLES
MSUGhetto (11:03:16 PM): it's not flaming though
BalletRockStar85 (11:03:22 PM): ooo baby
MSUGhetto (11:03:24 PM): that's little brian's arse
BalletRockStar85 (11:03:31 PM): hehe
treybaz: i wish Harry Truman were still alive
bittersweet0688: yeah people are retarded
bittersweet0688: why?
treybaz: then i could call him & talk about the situation & at the end say "Give 'em Hell Harry!"
bittersweet0688: you have fun with that
treybaz: but he's dead! so i can't
bittersweet0688: darn
treybaz: i'll just call my buddy H Dubbya
bittersweet0688: oh yeah
bittersweet0688: what, do you guys golf together or something?
bittersweet0688: lol
treybaz: bowling
treybaz: in the white house basement
treybaz: with his kid in there, we can use it
bittersweet0688: ah
bittersweet0688: do you bring burack?
treybaz: sometimes. only if he's been good
bittersweet0688: *nods understandingly* he needs to learn his boundaries
Actress4life213 (5:37:43 PM): ME TOO
MSUGhetto (9:00:40 PM): if i ever learn voodoo, i'll keep that in mind.
hereiamisa68 (10:49:57 AM): sorry for bad tying skillz
MSUGhetto (10:50:02 AM): how did you do the Pi sign? SWEET
MSUGhetto (10:50:03 AM): lol
hereiamisa68 (10:51:32 AM): i have no idea
hereiamisa68 (10:51:39 AM): haha
Alpha9406 (5:48:50 PM): (exception: for non-sleeping purposes)
MSUGhetto (5:49:01 PM): they do when they have to leave for work at 6:30
MSUGhetto (5:49:04 PM): (LOL)
RubberDuckLurve: lol
RubberDuckLurve: EXACTLY
RubberDuckLurve: none of this was my own doing....
RubberDuckLurve: it's the imperious curse i tell you!!!
MSUGhetto (5:55:29 PM): i was going to reply to that in a sexual manner
MSUGhetto (5:55:36 PM): but decided against it
Alpha9406 (5:55:52 PM): that gets quoted
MSUGhetto (5:56:30 PM): haha
MSUGhetto (5:56:47 PM): it should, as my sexual comments usually aren't repressed
Alex: "I kissed Harry Potter. I am definitely doing that again!"
smarty_1_98: LOL
smarty_1_98: i wish i could have those thoughts. and that they would be true.
Alex: can i quote you on that?
smarty_1_98: lol sure why not
smarty_1_98: heck, i'll quote myself.
Alpha9406: ttyl
RubberDuckLurve: have fun
RubberDuckLurve: kill things
RubberDuckLurve: make the n00bs cry
Alpha9406: i will do all three in the same action
RubberDuckLurve: yes.
RubberDuckLurve: yes it is.
Alpha9406: curse you!
Alpha9406 is away at 10:56:51 PM.
willsquish (10:57:06 PM): off to play videogames I guess.
MSUGhetto (10:57:10 PM): ....i think Adam blames me for his starcraft addiction.
willsquish (10:57:17 PM): that's cool
willsquish (10:57:32 PM): means he notices you. and associates you with something he's addicted to
MSUGhetto (10:58:14 PM): ....
MSUGhetto (10:58:34 PM): i'm not sure that's a good thing, to be associated with starcraft on battle.net.
RubberDuckLurve: the time where i abandon you to your philosophy for a while and go eat
Alpha9406: :'(
RubberDuckLurve: but i'll be back.
Alpha9406: :-)
RubberDuckLurve: don't die in between, ok?
RubberDuckLurve: because then i'll be sad
Alpha9406: can't guarantee it
Alpha9406: the philosophy IS out to get me, after all
RubberDuckLurve: and the first (and only) time i'll actually see you in at your funeral
RubberDuckLurve: unless, of course, you get cremated.
RubberDuckLurve: and then i'll only have pictures.
Alpha9406: true
RubberDuckLurve: so, don't die.
Alpha9406: i'll try not to
Alpha9406: but i do have this tendency to die
RubberDuckLurve: or i'll wear pink to your funeral.
Alpha9406: fortunately, I am the messiah and can ressurect myself
RubberDuckLurve: lucky you!
Sara: yeah,so
smarty_1_98: lol
Sara: what made u come to that conclusion
smarty_1_98: ....
smarty_1_98: isn't it obvious?
Sara: first of all.......
Sara: so what if i sometimes have a few tendencies to kill some people
Sara: and soo what if i masterbate when talking to u
Sara: lol
smarty_1_98: *dies*
MSUGhetto (5:06:48 PM): hopefully it's free, or i'm screwed because I'm broke
louis gridley wu (5:07:17 PM): ....rock out the moochmaster 5000
MSUGhetto (5:07:37 PM): i think i only have the 3000 model
smarty_1_98: *dies*
Alex: you know what would be worse than that
Alex: if you were walked in on by a minister
Alex: who happened to be your father
hereiamisa68 (12:59:57 PM): *love you
tigerbunny410 (10:44:25 PM): okay
tigerbunny410 (10:44:27 PM): good news
tigerbunny410 (10:44:29 PM): he just called
tigerbunny410 (10:44:33 PM): he's bringing his best friend
MSUGhetto (10:44:36 PM): haha ok
MSUGhetto (10:44:49 PM): ....or bad news, he wants a threesome :-P
tigerbunny410 (10:45:05 PM): SHUTTHEFUCKUPBRIDGEY
MSUGhetto (10:45:21 PM): lol
MSUGhetto (10:46:43 PM): don't have that kind of fun, ok?
MSUGhetto (10:46:51 PM): or if you do, share the stories
MSUGhetto (10:32:57 PM): oh, you like the plushie scene huh?
Tru1x8: and i will try harder!
RubberDuckLurve: haha
RubberDuckLurve: i just haven't really talked to you lately
Tru1x8: ..that was my point.
Shibby D00 (10:35:49 PM): lol
Shibby D00 (10:35:50 PM): you know how that goes
MSUGhetto (12:37:20 AM): nighty night mah lovey dovey cupcake o' goodness
Shibby D00 (12:37:27 AM): w00t
hereiamisa68 (3:16:20 PM): ouch
MSUGhetto (3:16:43 PM): hahahaha
MSUGhetto (3:16:46 PM): you're so awesome
hereiamisa68 (3:19:50 PM): no the dentist can go rape his mom
hereiamisa68 (4:32:49 PM): boo
hereiamisa68 (4:32:50 PM): poo
hereiamisa68 (4:32:53 PM): woo
MSUGhetto (4:33:01 PM): koo?
MSUGhetto (4:33:04 PM): loo!
hereiamisa68 (4:33:09 PM): add whatever letter you want
hereiamisa68 (4:33:13 PM): its a free day
MSUGhetto (4:33:18 PM): sweeeeet
MSUGhetto (1:38:09 PM): honeylips
HOOFWAYSCELLO (1:38:16 PM): sweetums
MSUGhetto (1:38:23 PM): sugarbuns
HOOFWAYSCELLO (1:38:34 PM): cherrytop
MSUGhetto (1:38:54 PM): whippedcreamontheside
HOOFWAYSCELLO (1:39:04 PM): ewwwwwwwwwwwww
HOOFWAYSCELLO (1:39:12 PM): rosebud
HOOFWAYSCELLO (1:39:42 PM): strawberrysweettart
MSUGhetto (1:40:07 PM): chocolatetoe
HOOFWAYSCELLO (1:40:16 PM): carmelear
HOOFWAYSCELLO (1:40:24 PM): (GROSS!)
MSUGhetto (1:40:34 PM): (LOL!)
MSUGhetto (1:40:40 PM): fudgeyfingers
HOOFWAYSCELLO (1:41:05 PM): for some reason ear wax seems more offensive than shit on a stick
MSUGhetto (1:41:29 PM): lol
HOOFWAYSCELLO (1:41:41 PM): fudgeyfingers sounds like a kid's mistake
HOOFWAYSCELLO (1:41:46 PM): so no biggy
MSUGhetto (1:41:53 PM): well, i was going to go with butterfingers
HOOFWAYSCELLO (1:41:56 PM): but ear wax... that's just creepy
MSUGhetto (1:42:04 PM): but butter isn't so yummy by itself
HOOFWAYSCELLO (1:42:04 PM): LOL
HOOFWAYSCELLO (1:42:09 PM): ribbed ones?
MSUGhetto (1:42:15 PM): .....
HOOFWAYSCELLO (1:43:04 PM): sugardumpling
MSUGhetto (1:43:35 PM): cookiebutt
MSUGhetto (1:43:42 PM): ok, stop, or we're going to for food.
HOOFWAYSCELLO (1:43:43 PM): mylittlealmondine
HOOFWAYSCELLO (1:43:52 PM): LOL
HOOFWAYSCELLO (1:43:54 PM): i just ate
MSUGhetto (1:43:58 PM): DAMN YOU
Scalding Lake: For Alex, yes.
Scalding Lake: For sure.
MSUGhetto: ok.
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MSUGhetto: can't make up your mind?
MasenkoJTK: exactly
MSUGhetto: s'cuz all the country kids come out to the city and get candy
hereiamisa68: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
hereiamisa68: you just called NUT BUSH the city
hereiamisa68: HAHAHAHAHA
hereiamisa68: qoute me of that at somepoint
hereiamisa68: i just said that
MSUGhetto: hummanuh?
MSUGhetto: ok....
hereiamisa68: snapping turtle in our pond
hereiamisa68: just random, and i thought it was funny
hereiamisa68: so
MSUGhetto: ooooooh.
hereiamisa68: QUOTE IT haha
MSUGhetto: haha ok.
RubberDuckLurve: on cbs?
Alpha9406: i dont watch much cbs
RubberDuckLurve: it's like CSI's and JAG's love child that joined the navy.
Alpha9406: .....oooookay.......
hereiamisa68: and i spelled like ALL of those words wrong
MSUGhetto: ?
Auto response from HOOFWAYSCELLO (12:00:54 AM): shower then the lounge for homework, and chekhov for sanity's sake... P.S. bridg and Alex: Another one bites the dust... and the door on your floor near the stairs raped me... HARD. OW. It really hurt and I want to press charges. (Ew that sounds messy!) It really hurt.
HOOFWAYSCELLO: just so you could read that
HOOFWAYSCELLO: goodnight
hereiamisa68: woot for ninjas
MSUGhetto: haha sweet
MSUGhetto: they're trying to seduce you to the dark side
hereiamisa68: or they feel bad for the engineers locked in the library on halloween.... im in the engin library
MSUGhetto: yeah...
MSUGhetto: poser!
Alex: So where are you?
Bridget: Oh, I'm playing video games with a guy from Facebook named Dan on the guys' side. Don't you check my away messages?
Alex: It's not on there! It's something random!
Bridget: Oh, sorry, it's on my other screenname.
Alpha9406: and and inch thick
RubberDuckLurve: wow.
Alpha9406: am i still talking about the k'nex sword?
RubberDuckLurve: ......
RubberDuckLurve: if not, i can only think OW.
Brian: Dude. You got so fucked up last night. Like God raped you up the ass.
Mario: Russ and I had sex?!
Brian: No, man. Russ was Jesus.
Mario: Then who was God?
Auto response from CaitlinGuthrie (9:45:04 PM): eating babies
Alpha9406: umm its saturday
RubberDuckLurve: details details
RubberDuckLurve: and to that i reply howdy
Alpha9406: and I have run out of things to say
john_nat2007: but if you realy can talk to your parents i will able to get married to you
john_nat2007: i saw you realy in my dream babe
bridget_7_13: no thanks
john_nat2007: why is that too bad
john_nat2007: am joking ok
john_nat2007: what year are you in the school?
bridget_7_13: sophomore
john_nat2007: what does that mean
john_nat2007: 100 level or more than?
bridget_7_13: 200 level
john_nat2007: ok that nice
john_nat2007: so will you send me pics of you babe
bridget_7_13: why?
john_nat2007: just love to see you lovely looking body
john_nat2007: i guess you babe
Bridget: I dunno, I buried it in the backyard...
Alex: You should quote that or something.
Alex: Like, for goths who work in factories?
Bridget: ....industrial music.
Bridget: ....Fiddy?
Whitney: You know, like "FIDDY CENT!"
tigerbunny410: i came home
tigerbunny410: and i own it
Bridget: That's more of a...man-slot.
Kelly: No! But then they kick, and ANIME CLITORIS!
Vladikmore: Some Gay guy at my college TOTALLY came up to some neo-christian guy and said
Vladikmore: "I don't care when Jesus comes, so long as he does it in my mouth."
Vladikmore: Thought that was some pretty funny shit.
Auto response from MSUGhetto (11:45:36 PM): RubberDuckLurve: i'm bleeding out my crotch, so the mood swings that arrive with that prevent me from caring what you said, sorry
MSUGhetto: oh, you know you love it.
Bridget: The Rev's bad-ass.
kongming87: ouch
kongming87: that hurts
kongming87: {tears up} right here, on the inside {/tears up}
RubberDuckLurve: right.
RubberDuckLurve: i'm going to read now.
kongming87: ok
kongming87: have fun
tigerbunny410: and asked if i could get my order to go
MSUGhetto: OMGWTFBBQ!!
MSUGhetto: (right back atcha)
QUEENofMandMs: BBQ!!!OMGIHATEBBQ!!!CBSTNTCNNABC
MSUGhetto: OMGROFL!!!111!!!IHATEBBQTOO!!!11!!!FOXNBC!!!!one!!
QUEENofMandMs: hahahaha OMFGROFLMAOGONNAGODDR BYE!
MSUGhetto: LOLZ!!!!one!!! BYES!!!!!eleven!!!
QUEENofMandMs is away at 8:36:21 PM.
QUEENofMandMs: you're so cool
MSUGhetto: yeah i know
Auto response from QUEENofMandMs (8:36:37 PM): OMGLIKEDDR
MSUGhetto: LOL
QUEENofMandMs: -gigglesnort-
MSUGhetto: *titter*
tigerbunny410: so i opened my eyes
tigerbunny410: and there was a snake on me
MSUGhetto: WHAT?!?!
MSUGhetto: how the hell did that happen?
tigerbunny410: i have no fucking clue
MSUGhetto: wow.
tigerbunny410: but holy shit bridgy you've never seen a queen scream and run like that before. i did 0-60 in .02
RubberDuckLurve: well, you don't do it alll the time...
RubberDuckLurve: and not all of them do.
RubberDuckLurve: i believe you were humping my leg in one or two.
Vladikmore: Hey hey hey
Vladikmore: Sure -one-
RubberDuckLurve: lol
Vladikmore: But look at almost all the other ones.
RubberDuckLurve: so?
Vladikmore: Well, I don't won't to be portrayed as some Masturbating Pervert that dates 14 year old girls and humps other girl's legs.
Vladikmore: I'm a bit more distinguished than that.
Vladikmore: I also want to be a High School Teacher at some point in my life.
RubberDuckLurve: No where in there does it say you date fourteen year olds.
Vladikmore: Oh.
Vladikmore: Er.
Vladikmore: Hmmm...
MSUGhetto: huh?
psfpatr: oh sorry
psfpatr: i dont know
MSUGhetto: ok.
smarty_1_98: HAHAHA.
smarty_1_98: i bet that's what you say to AAAALLL the girls.
Alex: fo sho
RubberDuckLurve: hehe
RubberDuckLurve: you and your big....jugs
Shibby D00: aye!
HOOFWAYSCELLO: bano
MSUGhetto: it's called a PRIVY!
HOOFWAYSCELLO: no... it's called i have been REGRETTING that omelette ALL day
HOOFWAYSCELLO: and watch sheep all day
HOOFWAYSCELLO: in australia
HOOFWAYSCELLO: what kind of pix?
MSUGhetto: i want a new facebook pic....
HOOFWAYSCELLO: YES!!!
MSUGhetto: unless you want something dirty of me and alex as proof lol
HOOFWAYSCELLO: i luuuv those
MSUGhetto: i'm sure you do.
HOOFWAYSCELLO: chuckles
MSUGhetto: everyone does.
MSUGhetto (9:21:35 PM): m Bridget
MSUGhetto (9:21:48 PM): and I have a problem with prematurely hitting the enter button.
MSUGhetto (9:21:54 PM): :-(
welovepavan1492 (9:22:02 PM): I do that sometimes!
Scalding Lake (9:22:17 PM): Aww, it's okay Bridget....!
MSUGhetto (9:22:23 PM): Oh, thanks!
MSUGhetto (9:22:35 PM): I've heard it's a widespread problem.
Scalding Lake (9:23:20 PM): Not as widespread as AIM crashes.
MSUshoechick (9:23:24 PM): oh yeah
MSUshoechick (9:23:29 PM): or FACEBOOK malfunctions
MSUGhetto (8:30:22 PM): Some days. When Alex's obsession with Harry Potter fanfic doesn't take over my life.
MSUGhetto (8:30:31 PM): I've been told I need to upgrade to WoW.
banerfee (8:31:16 PM): >:o
banerfee (8:31:18 PM): No.
MSUGhetto (8:31:35 PM): Yes ma'am!
banerfee (8:31:49 PM): Unless you don't like your soul in which case go ahead.
MSUGhetto (8:32:25 PM): I've heard stories....yes....
MSUGhetto (8:32:36 PM): I'd like to keep my soul. It's the only one I have.
banerfee (8:33:07 PM): I'll lend you a spare sometime if you need it
MSUGhetto (8:33:21 PM): You have a stock? OF SOULS?!
MSUGhetto (8:33:28 PM): I'm completely jealous!
banerfee (8:33:34 PM): (maybe.... ;-) )
banerfee (8:25:16 PM): ...yeah.
MSUGhetto (8:25:21 PM): My mom doesn't have LOLLERSKATES!
Scalding Lake (8:25:22 PM): .............
banerfee (8:25:22 PM): Tough crowd.
MSUGhetto (8:25:28 PM): She rides the LOLLERCOASTER!
banerfee (8:25:48 PM): Does she have a pet LOLRUS?
banerfee (8:26:12 PM): Or drive a LOLS-Royce?
MSUGhetto (8:26:32 PM): No, but she rides in a ROFL-copter!
banerfee (8:26:39 PM): Did she survive the LOLLERCAUST?
MSUGhetto (8:26:59 PM): She loves ROFL WAFFLES!
banerfee (8:27:45 PM): Damn...you win.
MSUGhetto (8:27:59 PM): good, because I had nothing left.
MSUGhetto (8:28:37 PM): I was done. Like a baked potato. In a 450 degree oven.
banerfee (8:28:38 PM): I'd propose to you on the spot if it weren't for that pesky long-term relationship of mine.
MSUGhetto (8:29:26 PM): I'd have to decline anyways. Promised to Alex and all that...
banerfee (8:29:36 PM): Oh, right.
MSUGhetto (8:22:38 PM): Oh noes!
Scalding Lake (8:22:42 PM): Neil, what are we doing wrong?
banerfee (8:23:01 PM): First mistake: MSU
Scalding Lake (8:23:07 PM): :-\
MSUGhetto (8:23:17 PM): :-(
MSUGhetto (8:22:10 PM): the internet here is most indeed broken.
RubberDuckLurve: with, or without beans?
RubberDuckLurve: chicken or beef?
RubberDuckLurve: hard or soft shell?
RubberDuckLurve: I prefer no beans, hard, and beef.
RubberDuckLurve: take that as you will ;-)
InkyPeyOhTay: lol
InkyPeyOhTay: again, if someone walked into this convo right on that line.
InkyPeyOhTay: but your order sounds good to me as well.
RubberDuckLurve: lol
RubberDuckLurve: I like a little cheese too.
InkyPeyOhTay: mm
RubberDuckLurve: but not tomatoes. ew.
InkyPeyOhTay: ew.
RubberDuckLurve: feeling a bit better?
InkyPeyOhTay: indeed.
InkyPeyOhTay: smileage is good
RubberDuckLurve: yay.
RubberDuckLurve: i knew you kept me around for a reason :-D
InkyPeyOhTay: ok. never let me speak in iambic pentameter on AIM again. ok?
RubberDuckLurve: I LOVE IAMBIC PENTAMETER!!!
RubberDuckLurve: and you, even more, now.
RubberDuckLurve: never give me that image again.
MSUGhetto: at least i won't kill myself.
Angie5454: lol
Angie5454: what is it that you want to do after graduation?
MSUGhetto: kill myself? or get a job?
MSUGhetto: or....both?
Angie5454: you're such an optimist
MSUGhetto: i thought so.
HOOFWAYSCELLO: lmao
HOOFWAYSCELLO: lmao
HOOFWAYSCELLO: lmao
MSUGhetto: you're not gonna have an ass soon
amishguy15: after one of my deep sea excersions with former Detroit Lions QB Charlie Batch and rode my bike to hang out with Stephen and our friend MC Hammer
amishguy15: we played dodgeball for a while and then climbed up a tree but it was a pine tree so it hurt alot
amishguy15: we couldn't think of much to do after that so I gave Mc a dollar and he ate a whole stick of Old Spice deodorant
HOOFWAYSCELLO: i am
HOOFWAYSCELLO: lol
MSUGhetto: yes, you are too hehe
HOOFWAYSCELLO: and you are always damn struurt
MSUGhetto: like a rainbow i'm straight ;-)
HOOFWAYSCELLO: :-X
HOOFWAYSCELLO: i love that one
HOOFWAYSCELLO: that smiley is dominatrix
MSUGhetto: HAHA.
MSUGhetto: it is.
InkyPeyOhTay: he CARRIES A PURSE
RubberDuckLurve: .........wow.
RubberDuckLurve: he's gay.
RubberDuckLurve: like.....wow.
RubberDuckLurve: seriously?
RubberDuckLurve: like, a purse?
RubberDuckLurve: or a bag?
InkyPeyOhTay: like a handbag thing...like a portable makeup kit?
InkyPeyOhTay: sorta i guess?
InkyPeyOhTay: mffghah, i don't know how to describe it
RubberDuckLurve: lol
InkyPeyOhTay: it was ubertiny
InkyPeyOhTay: but still, PURSE
MSUGhetto: and bring brownies
catira americana: do you want some? i have like only 4 left!
catira americana: out of the 3 plates only 4 brownies left!
MSUGhetto: WOW
catira americana: i know!
catira americana: and i haven't had any!
MSUGhetto: you're pimping out your brownies though lol
MSUGhetto: eat one then!
catira americana: i had some at home...it's more fun to give them to people!
MSUGhetto: brownie pimpette.
catira americana: hehe
MSUGhetto: you know you are...
MSUGhetto: you didn't even have to take pimpology!
catira americana: lol
catira americana: i'm smart like that
catira americana: what can i say
Auto response from The Nu Life: Ghetto, I know you want my biscuits...
but, I need to do my hair so you cant have em.
The Nu Life: oh
The Nu Life: good point
The Nu Life: hold on
Auto response from The Nu Life: In light of recent news, ghetto you cant have my biscuits, but i can give you some good ones from KFC, if you'd like
The Nu Life: my TOE IS ON FIRE!
The Nu Life: HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME
MSUGhetto: manda! i can't put your toe out!
alicnicmic: for making out with me.
MSUGhetto: that would be excessively painful for all involved.
MSUGhetto: i'm glad i have that effect on you
MSUGhetto: me too!
MSUGhetto: i wanted to try out the vibrating one when it came out
MSUGhetto: and then i thought about it
MSUGhetto: and reconsidered having a vibrator in the shower with me.
alicnicmic: ....
alicnicmic: sounds kinky.
MSUGhetto: only if you were there with me.
alicnicmic: then you wouldn't need the vibrator... LOL...
alicnicmic: i crack myself up.
MSUGhetto: that makes her sound gangsta.
MSUGhetto: Scottish gangsta
alicnicmic: i do
MSUGhetto: i do too.
alicnicmic: im a vampire
MSUGhetto: really?
alicnicmic: yup
MSUGhetto: how did i not know this?
alicnicmic: ...
alicnicmic: i dunno
alicnicmic: cause u one 2
MSUGhetto: really?!
alicnicmic: fo sho
MSUGhetto it that why i'm sick? because i'm......TRANSFORMING?!?!
alicnicmic: ...
MSUGhetto: i knew there was another reason.
alicnicmic: you bet.
MSUGhetto: silly me, all ready to blame justin
MSUGhetto: or some random sick person that snuck through our door all those nights we forgot to lock it.
MSUGhetto: LAMEY MCLAMERPANTS
MSUGhetto: LAMEY MCLAMERSON
MSUGhetto: either works.
tigerbunny410: floppy mcwankster...i like that one
MSUGhetto: lol
tigerbunny410: Lamus Lamestus
MSUGhetto: Lame like the 20th Amendment.
MSUGhetto: oh, i just utterly confirmed my geekdom.
tigerbunny410: yes...yes you did
MSUGhetto: 20th Amendment=Lame Duck Amendment.
tigerbunny410: Geekus Totallus
tigerbunny410: and the winner of the Great Guru of Geeks is: Bridget....
tigerbunny410: (what's your last name?)
MSUGhetto: (ferrigan)
tigerbunny410: rite
tigerbunny410: BRIDGET FERRIGAN
tigerbunny410: *wild cheers from people wearing coke-bottle glasses and pants with the waists at their man-boobs*
MSUGhetto: *and pocket protectors and braces with spinach leaves stuck in them and slicked-down hair complete with the Alfalfa sprout*
tigerbunny410: i made up the words and ariel made up the theme
tigerbunny410: well i knew the theme from somewhere, but i didn't know right away and it was bothering me because he wouldn't tell me what it was
tigerbunny410: so last night matt and i were laying in bed together getting rather intimate
tigerbunny410: all of the sudden i sat bolt upright and was like "COPA CABANA!!!!!!"
MSUGhetto: YOU DIDN'T!
tigerbunny410: matt was like "wtf are you talking about?!" i said "arie and i were making up a theme song for moment, and that's the tune! i just thought of it!"
tigerbunny410: matt wasn't happy
Alex: There is. Check fanfiction.net.
Bridget: *Checks* WHAT?!?!?! NO! 1688 stories!! This is like...blasphemy! Sacreligious! NO!
MSUGhetto: I KNOW!
MSUGhetto: it has a grudge, I think.
MSUGhetto: they said bad things about each other's mommas.
Scalding Lake: :-(
MSUGhetto: we should try to reconcile them
MSUGhetto: but i have no idea where to start!
Scalding Lake: We could take away their "yo momma" joke books.
Scalding Lake: And trading cards.
MSUGhetto: you know where they hide them?
Scalding Lake: Under their beds.
MSUGhetto: of course!
MSUGhetto: but would taking away the books and trading cards reconcile them?
Scalding Lake: They would get into such huge horrible fights.
MSUGhetto: we should write apologetic letters to them from the other
Scalding Lake: Oh! Yeah!
MSUGhetto: and pray fervently that they won't find out it was us!
Shibby D00: and such
Shibby D00: jimmy carter might have farmed these nuts
The Nu Life: and may they dance the conga in fighting the sickness
The Nu Life: they will WIN!
The Nu Life: and the sickness will be no more
The Nu Life: and we will have a conga party all day long
MSUGhetto: i'm not sure if i want my blood cells to be conga-ing just yet....
MSUGhetto: maybe a slow waltz of death to mono...
MSUGhetto: gradually building up to said conga.
The Nu Life: no o no
The Nu Life: they will fight a war
The Nu Life: and wence complete
The Nu Life: they will conga
MSUGhetto: indeed.
The Nu Life: and we will conga
The Nu Life: conga conga conga
MSUGhetto: we shall!
MSUGhetto: and said that i blocked you...
Scalding Lake: lol, what!?
MSUGhetto: Previous message was not received by Scalding Lake because of error (10:34:29 PM): AOL Instant Messenger cannot send this message because you have blocked the recipient. You can change this setting on the Privacy tab of the Preferences dialog.
Scalding Lake: lol!!!!!!
MSUGhetto: I KNOW!!!
alicnicmic: put that on your quotes page, as a reminder, cause i know that something you'd be prone to forget. i'm almost irresistable.
alicnicmic: ag?
MSUGhetto: yup!
alicnicmic: what did he say?
MSUGhetto: funny things.
MSUGhetto: you could be the mayor.
ReNEgaDe404: yes... but the name of my city wouldnt have any parallel to my personality right?
ReNEgaDe404: i'd actually be like RAMBO or somethin
ReNEgaDe404: or teh governator
MSUGhetto: sweeet
MSUGhetto: because teh mayornator just doesn't sound right, now does it?
ReNEgaDe404: lol
ReNEgaDe404: no it doesnt
MSUGhetto: lol
ReNEgaDe404: how bout Awesomeville
ReNEgaDe404: damnit i'm gonna make my own city
ReNEgaDe404: i'm gonna make a lot of em
MSUGhetto: sweet
MSUGhetto: can i live on one?
ReNEgaDe404: sure u can be a governator of one of em
ReNEgaDe404: becuase mayor just sounds stupid
MSUGhetto: yeah
MSUGhetto: i'd be a damn sweet governator
MSUGhetto: THAT CAN BE ARRANGED!!!
ReNEgaDe404: lol
MSUGhetto: lol
ReNEgaDe404: "and AG was killed over a vacuum incident"
MSUGhetto: you'll just have to hold the vacuum in your hands while i saw them off
MSUGhetto: your whole self doesn't have to be cold and dead!
MSUGhetto: alex would be so sad.
ReNEgaDe404: I WOULD RATHER DIE THAN TO GIVE UP MY VACUUM
MSUGhetto: THAT CAN BE ARRANGED AS WELL!
ReNEgaDe404: ohh i'll put my vacuum in places u wouldnt wanna look if it comes down to that!!
MSUGhetto: ew.
Richman: Quite often.
Prof Sweeney: Bastard.
Auto response from MSUGhetto: Kill me now. Please. And thank you.
Scalding Lake: >>>----------------->
"Walkin On Sunshine"
performed by.... wait for it...
Katrina and the Waves.
...yes. im probably going to hell for that
Shibby D00: like a school girl without any panties on
MSUGhetto: haha
MSUGhetto: SHE'S MINE!!!!!
HOOFWAYSCELLO: LOL
MSUGhetto: grr
MSUGhetto: Yes they do.
Auto response from Moo i am a duck: SPORK!!!!!!SPORK all hail the almighty and powerful spork he is our leader praise it on bended knee bow and scrap beg for forgivenness
Alex: You skipped the floor meeting, and now MADhouse?!
Bridget: I didn't skip the floor meeting on purpose, and whatcha gonna do about it? NOT SLEEP WITH ME TONIGHT?!
Some girl standing in her doorway: Uh...nice to meet you!
Bridget: You too!
*Later*
Ashley: You know, if you went to the floor meeting, you would meet the people on our floor and make them think you're actually normal, instead of yelling down the hallway about sleeping with Alex.
MSUGhetto: sweet!
MSUGhetto: you know, we should get some of them little rubber bracelets made
hereiamisa68: hahaha
Auto response from MSUGhetto: Goin' to skurr me up some vittles! (That's hick-speak for food-ing)
MSUGhetto: gah! not the biscuits!
The Nu Life: you know deep down, you want my bisuits
deancainhardcore: oh right! do you want cash or a check? (that is the cheesiest question i have ever asked on aim, i'll admit. it sounds like i'm a 67 year old man.)
MSUGhetto: hey, 67 year old men can be super awesome though
MSUGhetto: OH THE HORRORS!
InKyPeYoHtAy: lmao
MSUGhetto: oooh, bondage ;-)
MSUGhetto: justin
hereiamisa68: oh
hereiamisa68: damn
hereiamisa68: i thought it might be someone rough and cowboyish
Jackie: Frank Sinatra's our pimp!
Brian: I AM STRAIGHT!
Mom: It looks like a purse.
Bridget: It's not a purse, it's a European carry-all!
The Rev: It's not a purse, it's a pump! Even better than a pimp!
Bridget: Hah! And it's got hose!
The Rev: And the pump controls the hose.
*Bridget dies laughing*
Mom: You need a new father.
Kelly: They may take our lives, by they can never take--
Bridget: OUR VIGINITY!
Bridget: Can we roast weenies? Or smores?
John: Yes, we can make smores on the smoking ashes of Kristen's relationship.
Bridget: But, I wouldn't want anything bad to happen because I'd probably be really drunk.
Brian: You'd need a daddy.
*Five minutes of laughter, interspersed with "WHO'S YOUR DADDY!"*
MSUGhetto: meat?
BalletRockStar85: i just had to say it.
MSUGhetto: ok.
her e iam isa 68: yes
MSUGhetto: i don't feel it!
her e iam isa 68: *PASSES BALLS TO BRIDG OVER THE EFFING INTERNET*
MSUGhetto: hehehehe
MSUGhetto: thanks babe
Ashley: Yeah! Relationships get you presents!
Shibby D00: yeah....but sex with the bridget is a precious commodity
MSUGhetto: hehe tis!
MSUGhetto: that's why it's a penny!
Shibby D00: i know
Shibby D00: hehe
her e iam isa 68: woot
her e iam isa 68: totally watched a season last night :-)
her e iam isa 68: or a dick of it
MSUGhetto: haha yesssss
her e iam isa 68: *DISK*
MSUGhetto: a dick of it huh?
MSUGhetto: freudian slip?
her e iam isa 68: yeah
her e iam isa 68: lol
MSUGhetto: i would be lookin at your bum too hehe
Shibby D00: yeah but she's really a lesbian
MSUGhetto: yeah
MSUGhetto: i just fake it a lot
BalletRockStar85: of fucking course!
MSUGhetto: YAYS!!!!
MSUGhetto: do i have to go alone?
MSUGhetto: I DON'T WANNA GO ALL BY MYSELF!!
MSUGhetto: what if guys come up to me and ask me to flash my boobies to go somewheres with them?
BalletRockStar85: lol
BalletRockStar85: then you flip them off and say "FUCK YOU!!!"
MSUGhetto: can i kick them in their dangly man-bits?
MSUGhetto: *giggles insanely at the fact that she just called them "dangly man-bits*
BalletRockStar85: yes
BalletRockStar85: lol
BalletRockStar85: yessss
smarty_1_98: yes.
Nicole: lays or being laid?
smarty_1_98: hmm....
smarty_1_98: depends on my mood
smarty_1_98: but i'd have to go with being laid
Nicole: dido
Nicole: lays while being laid
smarty_1_98: haha i thought that said dildo for a sec
Nicole: lol
smarty_1_98: naw, whipped cream and chocolate while being laid
Nicole: strawberry covered in choc?
smarty_1_98: that too mmm
Nicole: sry PB
smarty_1_98: hmm...peanut butter while getting laid?
Nicole: sticky
smarty_1_98: well, nutty...but sticky too...
Nicole: depends on the weather
smarty_1_98: yeah
smarty_1_98: could get all melty
Nicole: lol
Shibby D00 returned at 8:00:06 PM.
Shibby D00: isn't that GREAT
MSUGhetto: alex: that's gross...your friend needs to be not gross...
MSUGhetto: i would too :-D
Shibby D00: hehe
MSUGhetto: i'd pay to go office space on your computer!
Shibby D00: well you will get your chance this summer
MSUGhetto: woohoo
MSUGhetto: and there are pleanty of empty field around!
Shibby D00: hehe woot
Shibby D00: i told rusty that then i'm gonna send the pieces in
Shibby D00: and get it fixed for free
Shibby D00: just to smash it again
Auto response from MSUGhetto: Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa!
MSUGhetto: only dyslexic elves
Shibby D00: hehe got it
Shibby D00: but kelly likes that ass hole
MSUGhetto: OMGHAHAHAHA
Shibby D00: what
Shibby D00: damn it!
Shibby D00: i said something stupid
MSUGhetto: uh huh
Shibby D00: ahh! stupid kelly....
Shibby D00: fine..kelly likes that ass hole not HIS asshole
louis gridley wu: indeed.
louis gridley wu: such as, if you might speculate?
MSUGhetto: not wearing some sort of footwear can cause pain to the feet
MSUGhetto: and not wearing anything at all can cause a ruckus if one is seen
louis gridley wu: especially if one has a rough cowboyish driveway like mine own
louis gridley wu: ...gravel
louis gridley wu: forgot that noun
MSUGhetto: but "rough cowboyish" makes it sound so much better
louis gridley wu: it does indeed.
MSUGhetto: every day is horny day ;-)
MSUGhetto: i mean....
MSUGhetto: it's hump day!!!
InKyPeYoHtAy: OH
InKyPeYoHtAy: So THAT'S why
alicnicmic: are you jealous?
MSUGhetto: not really. i feel we have an open relationship.
alicnicmic: okay. just checking.
alicnicmic: alicnicmic: i would tell you you're totally hot!
flypinky53: yes but wouldnt want to kiss alex
MSUGhetto: awww....i would never reject you like that
MSUGhetto: i'd....call you
MSUGhetto: or do it in person
MSUGhetto: but...but...i'm eighteen!!
alicnicmic: sorry
MSUGhetto: it's okay
alicnicmic: then you can't be the dancing queen
alicnicmic: too bad for you
dresser71: when we going to hook up
bridget_7_13: i don't know
bridget_7_13: someday when i'm sure i don't have sun poisoning
CaitlinGuthrie: the dentists, the oral surgeons, they tell people they need their teeth out...but for what really?!!
RubberDuckLurve: so that you can get the pain killers that come afterwards and they get paid lots of monies for doing something that's most likely unnecessary?
CaitlinGuthrie: that's a good way to look at it. But what if i actually need all of those pills and can't enjoy any later... or sell them?! What then! I've been fooled.
MSUGhetto: ya got a problem with that?
MSUGhetto: HUH?
MSUGhetto: that's what i thought
kongming87: shut up cunt
MSUGhetto: ho! you wanna go?
MSUGhetto: BRING IT ON
kongming87: yea thats right
kongming87: ill take you on
MSUGhetto: bitch you couldn't take me on
kongming87: oh yea i could
kongming87: one boob at a time
MSUGhetto: you ain't got the bollocks
kongming87: oh i got the bullocks
MSUGhetto: i ain't seeing no bollocks you on
kongming87: huh?
MSUGhetto: on you*
MSUGhetto: gah my ghetto bitch got fucked up by the little screwy yoda in the back of my mind
kongming87: lol
kongming87: yes
kongming87: i am
MSUGhetto: ha you wish
MSUGhetto: i never paid you
kongming87: i gave the money back
MSUGhetto: psh
MSUGhetto: i never had money to give you
kongming87: yea you did
kongming87: you were drunk
MSUGhetto: hah
MSUGhetto: i was faking then
kongming87: you wish
MSUGhetto: you think i've never faked anything around you?
MSUGhetto: hahahahaha
Tremontirockgrl: suuuurrrre
Tremontirockgrl: THATS why it hurts
MSUGhetto: well, have to have SOME kinda reason for it
MSUGhetto: other than the real one
MSUGhetto: being spanked repeatedly by your pimp is not a very acceptable reason to some
MSUGhetto: why, i have no idea
Tremontirockgrl: i know
Tremontirockgrl: but after a while,u get use to it
MSUGhetto: well, he just was going at it so rough tonight
Tremontirockgrl: ohhhhh
MSUGhetto: i like it rough sometimes, but it was a long day
MSUGhetto: and they shot in d-twat
MSUGhetto: they they kept calling it "so beautiful"
MSUGhetto: i about laughed
MSUGhetto: and they had construction cones in the scene
MSUGhetto: and i was like "yup. d-town alright."
RubberDuckLurve: yipe sorry
RubberDuckLurve: i was distracted by other things that prevented me from pressing enter
RubberDuckLurve: such as flamingoes tap dancing outside my window in an amazing array of animal fabulousity the awesomeness of which will never be seen again.
Democracy Duck: wooo
RubberDuckLurve: totally.
MSUGhetto: that's some of the bestest kinds of love!
Democracy Duck: beat it!!
Democracy Duck: they'd be going to purgatory on a stick
MSUGhetto: not nearly hot enough, i'd say.
MSUGhetto: .......maybe?
Democracy Duck: well they're not
MSUGhetto: damn!
MSUGhetto: kelly, why not!
Democracy Duck: i know...it would be cool...
MSUGhetto: i mean, they ARE like magical boobies
Democracy Duck: that is true
Democracy Duck: hehe
MSUGhetto: but i guess not magical teleporter boobies
MSUGhetto: :'(
Democracy Duck: sorry...
Democracy Duck: they do make some things move..but in an entirely different way
InKyPeYoHtAy: and why is this?
MSUGhetto: it's 11:20!
Shibby D00: lol
BalletRockStar85: hehe
BalletRockStar85: does he have your car?
Shibby D00: yes
BalletRockStar85: lol you guys are already married and you dont even know it
MSUGhetto: that's fabulous
QUEENofMandMs: (p.s. i read your quote page last night)
MSUGhetto: hehehehe
MSUGhetto: i wondered why you thought me crazed
QUEENofMandMs: as did three of my friends
QUEENofMandMs: and we all agree... that you are, in fact, clinicaly insane
MSUGhetto: sweet
MSUGhetto: i am proud
QUEENofMandMs: anyways, I have been waiting to catch you online, so I could tell you that you�re a crazy bitch, and you amuse me greatly
MSUGhetto: yay!!!
MSUGhetto: *feels the love*
MSUGhetto: lol
her e iam isa 68: yeah she missed one
her e iam isa 68: cept hed be smart enough to never date her
BalletRockStar85: compliments of lake michigan
MSUGhetto: i never really thought of snow as a compliment...
BalletRockStar85: hahaha more like a fuck you from lake michigan then
MSUGhetto: whom she has solicited to convince you to join facebook
MSUGhetto: i mean, even sarah herself once told us that she'd never join
MSUGhetto: and look now! she couldn't resist the facebook fun
MSUGhetto: i mean, uh, MY NAME IS QASIM!
musicpvm: lollll
musicpvm: Qasim is behind me, so i'm sure you're not him
MSUGhetto: oh.....
MSUGhetto: maybe he's not really him!
MSUGhetto: HE'S FAKING!
musicpvm: =-O
MSUGhetto: WTFuck did THAT come from?!
MSUGhetto: oh....my....
tigerbunny410: my ass
tigerbunny410: lovely, isn't it?:-)
MSUGhetto: you have something floppy in your ass? i'm sorry
tigerbunny410: i am way the hell too tight to get anything in there...
MSUGhetto: good to know...
tigerbunny410: lmao
MSUGhetto: and hun, that's why someone invented LUBE
MSUGhetto: mario, luigi, and i
tigerbunny410: yey
tigerbunny410: what about little toadstool?
MSUGhetto: nope...
MSUGhetto: i...don't have a little toadstool...
MSUGhetto: well.......maybe.....i guess you might be able to consider that......but i've never heard of a girl naming that before....
tigerbunny410: *smacks his head*
MSUGhetto: woohoo! score another scarring point for bridgey!
MSUGhetto: SHWING!
tigerbunny410: you sick sadistic bitch
tigerbunny410: as amazing and impressive as they are...i am sorry to report that your ta-tas enthrall me not
MSUGhetto: my poor melons....
MSUGhetto: oh please, you were never my bitch
tigerbunny410: damn straight. i'm too much of a cunt to be anyone's bitch
tigerbunny410: i love flirting
MSUGhetto: this is surprising to whom?
MSUGhetto: and who doesn't?!
tigerbunny410: nobody...i am just saying
tigerbunny410: wait
tigerbunny410: what part are you not surprised at?
MSUGhetto: yes.
MSUGhetto: well....it's got lots of chocolate cake, chocolate pudding, cool whip, and candy in it
MSUGhetto: so i suppose you could!
tigerbunny410: fuck yea
tigerbunny410: why do you think my tongue is so hot and sexy?;-)
kongming87: you can do it
MSUGhetto: is it?
MSUGhetto: and does this mean that using the elevator to get back upstairs was a bad thing to do?
Bridget/Whitney: Our team must be full virgins because WE CAN'T SCORE!
MSUGhetto: oh...wrongness, i have almost missed thee...
Actress4life213: lol. lets hope your team isnt full of virgins!
MSUGhetto: the pope died AND we lost
MSUGhetto: not much
MSUGhetto: yelling anal sex into the phone
MSUGhetto: ashley brady can get a piece of ass, and i can't.
Auto response from MSUGhetto: Well, since I can't dream about guys in kilts anymore...i'm napping, dreaming about...something else...I guess...
Shibby D00: in that case you should definately be dreaming of guys in black flowey capes
Shibby D00: or pirates....
Shibby D00: those options are almost equally as hot
Shibby D00: i was reading my flexeril label and it has cyclobenzaprine
Shibby D00: and i can draw that
Shibby D00: so i did
name is st jimmy: *hammers and saws... saws and hammers* look! i made a bridget!
MSUGhetto: *smacks forehead* why...why do i say such things....
name is st jimmy: lol
MSUGhetto: is it a trojan bridget?
MSUGhetto: OH GOD
MSUGhetto: *retracts*
name is st jimmy: ..............
name is st jimmy: you can borrow my question retractors... i haven't used them lately
Tremontirockgrl: haha
Tremontirockgrl: friends tend to make people feel that way
Tremontirockgrl: lol
MSUGhetto: lol
MSUGhetto: only the special ones do
Tremontirockgrl: haha,ya
Ice IXI: u even told me not to!
MSUGhetto: hehe
MSUGhetto: well, getting felt up by a gay guy is a little worse, i think
Ice IXI: waaait
Ice IXI: who did that to you
MSUGhetto: kristen's friend andrew
MSUGhetto: it was jokingly
MSUGhetto: i hope :-\
Ice IXI: hahahahahaha!
Ice IXI: maybe you just turned him straight!
Ice IXI: aahhh!
MSUGhetto: hehe
MSUGhetto: how can i have too much fun all alone?
BalletRockStar85: well you know
MSUGhetto: that kind of over-funness needs more than one to do ;-)
BalletRockStar85: hahaahha
BalletRockStar85: a horny one.
MSUGhetto: hehe
MSUGhetto: he's not the only one :-P
BalletRockStar85: lol
BalletRockStar85: so are you horny or a virgin
BalletRockStar85: or both?
MSUGhetto: yes.
MSUGhetto: it does.
MSUGhetto: some people are creative for a living!
BalletRockStar85: damn them
MSUGhetto: exactly.
Trey: yeah
Trey: you shoulda started a bonfire with your bed
Trey: to boil the water
smarty_1_98: hahaha
smarty_1_98: well, i wasn't in the hospital for me
smarty_1_98: my dad had an operation
smarty_1_98: so we were visiting
Trey: your bed his bed, they're community beds for goodness sake!
smarty_1_98: true true
smarty_1_98: but fire + hosptial /= goodness
Trey: sure, that's what u think! Have u ever started a fire in a hospital? I didn't think so. i have & it's cool
smarty_1_98: but...but...the explosive oxygen tanks....
Trey: they aren't explosive! It's oxygen & they're in metal tanks! Oxygen doesn't burn. It just helps other stuff burn faster therefore bigger bonfire therefore more boiled water therefore you can drink more water an be happier
smarty_1_98: but what if the fire's so hot that the water i'm trying to boil evaporates before i can cool it and drink it and share it?
Trey: that's why hospitals are so cold
smarty_1_98: oooooooooooh....
smarty_1_98: buttons
Trey: combines
smarty_1_98: huh?
smarty_1_98: i don't think you know this game
smarty_1_98: so (sew) buttons
Trey: ahhh
smarty_1_98: i didn't know you could sew combines....
smarty_1_98: interesting!
Trey: you could sew the seats
smarty_1_98: this is true!
Trey: see, i knew what i was sayin
smarty_1_98: of course you did.
Trey: even if i didn't actually consciously know at the time
smarty_1_98: hehe it all works out
Trey: yep
smarty_1_98: i mean, it's you. and tractors.
Trey: yeah
smarty_1_98: it's pretty much a law that you're right.
smarty_1_98: that would be sad
Trey: yeah, it really would
smarty_1_98: i'd come to your funeral
Trey: that's comforting
smarty_1_98: and lead APUSH veterans in a shaker dance
smarty_1_98: well, a shaker dance tribute anyways
Trey: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
smarty_1_98: i'm glad you like my idea
Trey: it's the funniest thing i've heard today
MSUGhetto: "mah brothas and sistas, we ah gathad hurr today-uh"
MSUGhetto: oh yesssss
BalletRockStar85: HAHAHAH
BalletRockStar85: i love me some holy rollers
MSUGhetto: hahaha
BalletRockStar85: (there are more than one)
MSUGhetto: heck yes
BalletRockStar85: we did a study on it once, very very interesting.
MSUGhetto: how could just one antichrist be enough?
BalletRockStar85: true.
BalletRockStar85: good point.
MSUGhetto: haha-antichrists coming in bulk
MSUGhetto: like cheezits
BalletRockStar85: lol
MSUGhetto: at least for me
hereiam isa68: ok
hereiam isa68: youre supa random
MSUGhetto: yup
MSUGhetto: you know you love it
RubberDuckLurve: no man would like my typing skillz
Shibby D00: hehehe
Shibby D00: you type better than some mans
RubberDuckLurve: true true
RubberDuckLurve: and i use big words like whoa
RubberDuckLurve: except just then
Shibby D00: word
RubberDuckLurve: fer shure
Bridget: You say that like you'd say "Aww, a puppy!"
Shibby D00: gotta stay up and play with it
RubberDuckLurve: ah! i live by a lot of cows!!!
CaitlinGuthrie: then you better be on double duty!
RubberDuckLurve: will they sneak up on me and fling their rich nutrient-full manure at me?!
CaitlinGuthrie: yes. yes they will
RubberDuckLurve: oh no!!!
RubberDuckLurve: i'm going to have to use the buddy system when I go by cow-infested areas now...
CaitlinGuthrie: if you don't bathe regularily it may be more difficult for them to pick up your human scent... just some tips i've picked up. you do as you must.
CaitlinGuthrie: until then... goodnight and good luck!
RubberDuckLurve: thank you!
MSUGhetto: lol
Democracy Duck: you are not tellin me about rev bowl movements are you
Democracy Duck: lol
MSUGhetto: well, in mom's words, "dad had 3 BMs today"
MSUGhetto: hallelujah!
MSUGhetto: HAHAHAHA
Democracy Duck: that over achiever
Democracy Duck: 3....
Democracy Duck: he must be getting his fiber
DemocracyDuck: they always make my boobs feel pointy
DemocracyDuck: i'm wearing a pale blue pair of capris, a orange 3/4 sleeve shirt and a pink tee
RubberDuckLurve: ....you sound like a pastel rainbow
MSUGhetto: why?
BalletRockStar85: cause im a playa
MSUGhetto: hehehe
MSUGhetto: yup, that's you
MSUGhetto: i think that's why your pelvis hurts
BalletRockStar85: lol
BalletRockStar85: yess
MSUGhetto: it makes me laugh and think of them as obtuse...
BalletRockStar85: lol
BalletRockStar85: ghetto. youre such an obtuse angle
MSUGhetto: and you are just so acute!
BalletRockStar85: hehe i know O:-)
MSUGhetto: the puns....they burn....
BalletRockStar85: lol
DemocracyDuck: it makes me want to hug them and never ever let go
MSUGhetto: so....i'm not dealing with it
DemocracyDuck: hehe droppin him like paris hilton's pants eh
MSUGhetto: HAHAHA
MSUGhetto: ew....bad image....
MSUGhetto: joel with no pants....
DemocracyDuck: hehehe
MSUGhetto: *in desperate need of acid and steel wool for her brain*
DemocracyDuck: hehe
DemocracyDuck: umm....johnny depp with no pants?
MSUGhetto: YAY!!!
MSUGhetto: EWWWYY!!
DemocracyDuck: ewwyy??
MSUGhetto: joel with johhny depp, neither with pants and paris hilton
DemocracyDuck: nooooo
MSUGhetto: MY MIND'S EYE!!!!!!
DemocracyDuck: then johnny will get crabs
DemocracyDuck: :-(
MSUGhetto: and herpes
DemocracyDuck: or a hybrid of both
DemocracyDuck: crapes
MSUGhetto: sounds like a rectal problem....
MSUGhetto: ew. ass herpes.
DemocracyDuck: ew
inkyPEYohTAY: ...and that there were no little boys directly involved
Bridget: *giggle* Oh really?
Brian: ...AUGH!!! ..........So my dad will probably finish faster without her...AUGH!!!
Bridget: Sweet! I didn't even have to say anything that time! Safe to say you're scarred for life?
Brian: AH! Yes.
smarty_1_98: and i totally called the rough sex
Whitney: yeah that was effing hot
Whitney: i would do that
Whitney: :-)
smarty_1_98: jackie was like "their neighbors would SO hear them!"
smarty_1_98: and i'm like "they'd prolly just think they were having rowdy rough sex"
smarty_1_98: and then they totally did
smarty_1_98: you would
smarty_1_98: in pearls
Whitney: haha yeah
smarty_1_98: and then you'd clean up afterwards
MSUGhetto: because I forgot that assumption was a word
Amanda House: You can't when I'm on top of you!
Tim: LARGE?!
Micah: Oh crap, a quiz!
MSUGhetto: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
actress4life213: hahahahah!
MSUGhetto: oh my goodness gracious!!!
MSUGhetto: JACKIE SAID BASTARD!!!
MSUGhetto: i haven't gotten anything since before spring break...:'(
MSUGhetto: but not really
Keithkes: lol
Keithkes: Hi baby, wanna be FUCKED!?
-Love always,
Horny Male
Keithkes: it smells like a septic corpse lol
Shibby D00: so of course i pull the "fuck you" card
Shibby D00: its a very mature conversation
MSUGhetto: like a keg
Starr285: DONT EAT IT
MSUGhetto: why?
Starr285: Okay, so do you know how applesauce is made?
Starr285: Of course you don't.
Starr285: Rabbits work at Motts and stand along the conveyor belts making sure the apples are all nice and get fed into the apple-crushing-sauce-making machine.
Starr285: But sometimes...well....the poor bunnies get mixed in with the apples.....and get fed into the machines....and packaged....
Starr285: The applesauce turns red from bunny blood, of course. But Motts just markets it as red applesauce! They deny any rabbit death.
MSUGhetto: .....
MSUGhetto: i had red applesauce today
Starr285: NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Shibby D00: humped my sink
Shibby D00: unzipped his fly
Shibby D00: made me laugh a lot
Shibby D00: and then left
Shibby D00: hehe
LostInDreams008: The Msughetto That Likes To Say Yes.
MSUGhetto: ya mean there's one that likes to say no
MSUGhetto: or maybe?
kongming87: lol
kongming87: like your mom?
MSUGhetto: um,no
kongming87: why not?
MSUGhetto: a) she wouldn't fit, my containers are sorta small
MSUGhetto: and b) why shove my mother into a storage container? they're not tupperware, she won't keep fresh!
MSUGhetto: she's doing joel tonite
MSUGhetto: well...i mean she's hanging w/ joel
kongming87: oooooo
kongming87: lol
MSUGhetto: him and fireworks would be a dangerous thing
MSUGhetto: "oh it's sparkly!!" *FWOOSH*
MSUGhetto: oh my
name is st jimmy: lol
MSUGhetto: kris says she's offended
MSUGhetto: why, i don't know
name is st jimmy: lol. cause she isn't helping?
MSUGhetto: oh my
MSUGhetto: "is he playing with the eye of his thing" *smack*
name is st jimmy: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MSUGhetto: ok
MSUGhetto: she wants to know if you're cheating on her w/ "stuff"
MSUGhetto: whomever this "stuff" may be
name is st jimmy: yes... i am cheating on her with recycling and garbage
MSUGhetto: okles, just so that i know
MSUGhetto: kris: that's just DIRTY
Kristen: I don't know!!
MSUGhetto: how do ya know i'm not already?
Piratical Terror: part of being insane is that you never acknowledge your insanity
MSUGhetto: what insanity?
Piratical Terror: see? you're learning
Auto response from MSUGhetto: Napping...dreaming of hot guys in kilts...mmmm naps...
LostInDreams008: what does that mean?
MSUGhetto: "dream of me"
MSUGhetto: *shudder*
LostInDreams008: i'm jealous
LostInDreams008: lol
MSUGhetto : DONT BE
MSUGhetto: *shudder* joel...*shudder*...being hot *shudder*...in a kilt *violent twitching*
LostInDreams008: i just don't like the fact that he told u to dream of him
MSUGhetto: not like i do EITHER!!!!!!!!!
MSUGhetto: ew like whoa
MSUGhetto: *shudder interspersed with violent twitches*
LostInDreams008: i'm going to tease him about it later
LostInDreams008: lol
MSUGhetto: tell him he made me go into shock
MSUGhetto: tell him that he told me, and then i PUKED
MSUGhetto: cuz it's windy in scotland
MSUGhetto: and i'm NOT going any further
LostInDreams008: hes not that bad
MSUGhetto: DOESNT MATTER I DONT WANT TO SEE IT
MSUGhetto: nite nite
MSUGhetto: sweet dreams
name is st jimmy: me in a kilt.
name is st jimmy: on a nice breezy day
MSUGhetto: AAUUUUUGGGGHHHH
MSUGhetto: YOU JUST RUINED IT AGAIN
name is st jimmy: with me up hill from you
name is st jimmy: hehehe
MSUGhetto: EWEWEWEWEW
MSUGhetto: go to bed sicko
MSUGhetto: she thought you typed "with me on top of you"
name is st jimmy: !!!!!!!!!!!!
MSUGhetto: yeah i know
name is st jimmy: nonoononnononononononononon
MSUGhetto: that's what i said
tigerbunny410: fat juices from dead animals being slow-cooked
MSUGhetto: yup, that's right!
MSUGhetto: 300 points!
tigerbunny410: ROCK ON
tigerbunny410: what do i win?
MSUGhetto: umm...300 points?
tigerbunny410: and taste good with ketchup
MSUGhetto: i've never tried me with ketchup
tigerbunny410: 'tis lovely
MSUGhetto: truely?
MSUGhetto: you've tried me with ketchup? am i that good?
tigerbunny410: indeed
tigerbunny410: yea...when you weren't looking
MSUGhetto: ooooo
MSUGhetto: i never noticed a bite out of me....or traces of ketchup
tigerbunny410: noooooo
tigerbunny410: i am good;-)
tigerbunny410: i dont leave messes behind
MSUGhetto: ooo you licked it all up huh?
MSUGhetto: oh wow
tigerbunny410: god i can't believe i am talking like this to a girl
tigerbunny410: no offense, mind you
MSUGhetto: it happens
MSUGhetto: i do that to everyone
MSUGhetto: um...having a chat about strip clubs and dicks and whores, actually
I actually have said conversation, too.
Tremontirockgrl: thats for damn sure
MSUGhetto: s shakin
name is st jimmy: ???????
name is st jimmy: ah
MSUGhetto: sorry, little premature on the enter button...
name is st jimmy: ohh... premmie, huh?
name is st jimmy: i've been there once... lol
name is st jimmy: not really though...
MSUGhetto: hehehe
MSUGhetto: now it's time to find someone to make out with while eating them
name is st jimmy: drummer?
MSUGhetto: you'll have to demote brian to tamborine
name is st jimmy: ok
Shibby D00: soo badly
MSUGhetto: me too
MSUGhetto: let's find a hot guy to teach us
MSUGhetto: :-D
Shibby D00: rar
Shibby D00: can i jump him afterwards
MSUGhetto: only if i can jump him on the days you don't
Shibby D00: ok
Shibby D00: hehe
MSUGhetto: we'll work out a schedule
Shibby D00: sweet!
MSUGhetto: hehehe
Shibby D00: so we're not liking walt anymore
Shibby D00: k:)
MSUGhetto: it's scary
name is st jimmy: lol. thats awesome
MSUGhetto: ....not really
"WTF?...I thought..."
Check the Facebook for details
BalletRockStar85: lol w00t
BalletRockStar85: my pantalones are always on fire though
MSUGhetto: tu pantalones es en fuego ahora?
BalletRockStar85: haha i dont speak spanish
BalletRockStar85: i just like saying pantalones
MSUGhetto: ^^ are your pants are on fire now?
BalletRockStar85: oh yes, my loins are aflame
MSUGhetto: but really good
BalletRockStar85: much longer than kellys
BalletRockStar85: and yes, good
MSUGhetto: ditto
MSUGhetto: well, undressing them is fun too
BalletRockStar85: just what i was thinking
MSUGhetto: lol
MSUGhetto: i wanna undress green day and MCR...mmmmm
BalletRockStar85: mmm hmm
Michael Jackson: Hee-Hee!
Ooh!
Go On Girl!
Aaow!
Bridget: Psh, it's not "girl," it's little boy!
LeahSuzie519: SHUT UP IM NOT EASY
Alex: The world would just....shut down for two days. But in the five days before that....wow.
MSUGhetto: did you know that?
ReNEgaDe404: no... he'd be the perfect man ho
MSUGhetto: true dat
MSUGhetto: :-*
actress4life213: haha
actress4life213: i love you too
Alex: What?
Bridget:.....I heard a squeaky bed....
Alex: Maybe they were just...jumping on the bed!
Bridget: Or getting jumped on the bed!
Alex: I squeak the bed sometimes. .............Wait, no, not like that! NO! This conversation is ENDED!
Bridget: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
alicnicmic: mmmmmmmm...ok!
smarty_1_98: Hi O master of the college books!
Well, how the hell are you? Oops! Try again! Well How the heck are you?
Ha Ha Ha
Whitney : hahahahahahaha
Whitney : crack for sure
smarty_1_98: i know!
Whitney : well you know the rev and his pot brownies
smarty_1_98: yeah yeah
smarty_1_98: been makin em without me...:'(
smarty_1_98: lol
smarty_1_98: hrm, that reminds me...i should tell joel NOT to do anything celebratory today....
Shaunna : lol
tigerbunny410: so then, naturally, because my mind is warped...
tigerbunny410: i thought of you having watermelon seeds in your boobs
tigerbunny410: and i thought to myself that it would make a lovely weapon for you
MSUGhetto: my boobs do not have have a green rind nor a juicy seed-filled inside!!!!
tigerbunny410: so i proceeded to imagine you shooting watermelon seeds out of your nipples at evil people
MSUGhetto: or choke a baby if'n i ever breast feed
MSUGhetto: ooo, fem-bot au natural!
tigerbunny410: dear lord
MSUGhetto: yay boobies...so comfortable...i mean, urm, comforting!
MSUGhetto: HAHAHAHA hahaha hehe woo
tigerbunny410: *shudders*
tigerbunny410: cumoniwannalaya
tigerbunny410: iwannalickadickey
tigerbunny410: see? i know hawaiian! :-)
smarty_1_98: while dreaming martin short got an oscar goven to him by whitney houston/oprah winfrey in the same body belting out "i'm every woman"
Bridget: I think I'ma stay away from you and your biscuits.
Piratical Terror: they'll think it was a sign from god
Piratical Terror: and go have nasty old-people sex
LostInDreams008: they should all come like that
LeahSuzie519: oh so its a boy HE MUST LIKE U
LeahSuzie519: oh how cute
LeahSuzie519: u must smell like a female gpig and he is trying to turn u on
LostInDreams008: ;-)
MSUGhetto: never let me have that image again
LostInDreams008: not to be taken literally!! thats dangerous!
MSUGhetto: lololololol
LostInDreams008: u adding that to ur page? god i hope not
MSUGhetto: you have no idea how hard it is to keep from laughing out loud when alex is trying to sleep
LostInDreams008: well don't imagine biting balls then
MSUGhetto: GAH!! I JUST DID AGAIN!!!
LostInDreams008: what?
LostInDreams008: bit his balls?
MSUGhetto: imagined YOU biting his balls
MSUGhetto: *shudder*
LostInDreams008: u might want to stop that
MSUGhetto: i do, so badly
LostInDreams008: good, cuz i can't imagine that they taste that nice
LostInDreams008: but i need to stop now
LostInDreams008: cuz that picture is VERY dangerous... YUCK
LostInDreams008: *gags*
LostInDreams008: go before i cry
MSUGhetto: i wanna get in on that party here soon
Shibby D00: woot! you can join my party
Shibby D00: ;)
MSUGhetto: oooh a party on kelly's bed
Shibby D00: you're invited to a pants party
Shibby D00: oh yeah ;)
MSUGhetto: bow chika bow wow
Shibby D00: hehe
name is st jimmy: yer best mate be telling me
MSUGhetto: ARRR!!!
MSUGhetto: she be tellin me secrets all over the seven seas!!!
MSUGhetto: SCURVY WENCH!
MSUGhetto: ARRRR!!!!
name is st jimmy: *howls with piraty laughter, and steals some music too*
MSUGhetto: yar, matey, be ye stealin ME music booty and cacklin at ME?
Shibby D00: hey kristen!
Shibby D00: i was really hopin to talk to you instead of ghetto...she gets old ya know? everytime i message her its her...weird
MSUGhetto: lol. she says no more sumo boobies for you
Shibby D00: hey :(
MSUGhetto: or he's trying to mark me as his territory...
name is st jimmy: rocky?
MSUGhetto: no, the other bloody damn pig i wanna fry
name is st jimmy: porky?
MSUGhetto: mmm bacon
name is st jimmy: lol
MSUGhetto: and alex is playing with him
MSUGhetto: you know that means, right?
name is st jimmy: microwave...
MSUGhetto: SHISHKABOBS!!!! MUHAHAHAHA
MSUGhetto: that looks funny...
MSUGhetto: spoon is fun to say
MSUGhetto: spoon spoon spoon
actress4life213: yeahhhh
actress4life213: it happens
MSUGhetto: tony
MSUGhetto: *shudder*
actress4life213: lol, he has a nice ass though
MSUGhetto: SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
MSUGhetto: *convulsions*
actress4life213: llolollol
actress4life213: wow, that didnt work out as planned
MSUGhetto: my mom's getting me mace for walking around at night
MSUGhetto: i wanted a taser gun
MSUGhetto: damn...
MSUGhetto: naw, just the fortune cookie demigods
MSUGhetto: we love you so much, it's evil
LostInDreams008: lol
MSUGhetto: well, we WERE evil
MSUGhetto: now we're next door to evil
MSUGhetto: what do you think i know that you know that i know now?
MSUGhetto: wow that hurts to think
lilmisspriss212: Haha,that always seems to be the case huh.If only you were still with Jeremy.
ghetto_bridget: Or not. :-P I think he's pissed at life cuz he's the only one of his brothers not getting laid! Hahahahaha...fuck him...but not really...:-D
Moo i am a duck: !!!!!!
Moo i am a duck: how rude!!!
MSUGhetto: i was tempted to be like "I dunno, ask my ex, here's his number"
MSUGhetto: lol
Moo i am a duck: lol
Moo i am a duck: i would have kicked him
MSUGhetto: cept he was online....so twasn't exactly possible....
MSUGhetto: that makes me think of old-fashioned guys in straw hats with sweet tea
inkyPEYohTAY: hahahaha
MSUGhetto: what about on bottom *devious drugged grin*
inkyPEYohTAY: lol
MSUGhetto: example: actress4life213: immana send you stuff from his face book
smarty_1_98: cuz life likes to try kinky things on ya when you're not ready
smarty_1_98: i think there needs to be like, life lube or something
Kevin: good call
smarty_1_98: i thought so
Kevin: life is without a doubt gay
smarty_1_98: lol
MSUGhetto: LOL
MSUGhetto: what wouldn't you do for a bridgey-poo?
MSUGhetto: i think i'm going to go cry now...
name is st jimmy: who was it about?
MSUGhetto: *shudder* don't make me think about that
MSUGhetto: UGH
name is st jimmy: who
name is st jimmy: who
name is st jimmy: who
MSUGhetto: your brother
name is st jimmy: eww
MSUGhetto: no kidding
MSUGhetto: think about that next time you hear music in the living room
name is st jimmy: or not
MSUGhetto: *HUG THE PERVERT GIRL*
InkyPeyOhTay: LMAO
MSUGhetto: what, unrequited love or walmart?
MSUGhetto: or the obvious answer, "yes"
MSUGhetto: and then i sorta crashed on her couch for a little bit
MSUGhetto: and woke up to her telling joel she was gonna do a striptease for him
MSUGhetto: and then i left
MSUGhetto: for i was skerred
InkyPeyOhTay: lol
InkyPeyOhTay: i woulda been too
MSUGhetto: gar! you got me addicted
Angie5454: lol my goal is to corrupt the floor one person at a time hahahaha
Angie5454: j/k
MSUGhetto: no you're not...
IcE IxI: or my toe
IcE IxI: sometimes i figure the toe would taste better
IcE IxI: yikes
IcE IxI: well, what like mix the two together
MSUGhetto: EW
MSUGhetto: stop
MSUGhetto: they're chocolate chocolate chip girl scout cookies
ReNEgaDe404: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ReNEgaDe404: sooooooooooooo good
ReNEgaDe404: i have some
ReNEgaDe404: i'm gonna get some
ReNEgaDe404: brb
ReNEgaDe404 is away at 5:00:42 PM.
ReNEgaDe404 returned at 5:02:06 PM.
ReNEgaDe404: MY COOKIES WERE EATIN
ReNEgaDe404: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
MSUGhetto: tis a sad day when one's own cookies aren't protected from the eating monster
GVSUlovesme: im spying on u
MSUGhetto: oooOOooo
MSUGhetto: should i be scared?
GVSUlovesme: yes, very scared
GVSUlovesme: u better sleep with ur teddy tonight
MSUGhetto: ya know, I have a teddy here too...
MSUGhetto: a good, snuggle-sized one
MSUGhetto: and 2 minis
MSUGhetto: and a newly-purchased pillow made of that microbead stuff
GVSUlovesme: that may help u
MSUGhetto: i hope so!
MSUGhetto: That is so true.
Clue: WHAT CONTINENT ARE WE ON?!
Adrienne: ASIA!!!!!
Adrienne: THEY RIDE COWS!!
Her Group: Uh...COWBOYS!!
MSUGhetto: WHY?!
inkyPEYohTAY: LOL
inkyPEYohTAY: wow
inkyPEYohTAY: Finnish Reggae?
MSUGhetto: yes
inkyPEYohTAY: *tries to picture*
MSUGhetto: exactly my connundrum...
StormLovinDJ: no?
StormLovinDJ: ohhhh
StormLovinDJ: bout cum
LostInDreams008: yup
LostInDreams008: what do you think?
StormLovinDJ: i think if its jew boy cum its kosher
StormLovinDJ: if not....
StormLovinDJ: cuz what u eat determines the flavor of ur cum.....
StormLovinDJ: so....if u have bacon flavored cum....cant be kosher
tigerbunny410: her name is Misty
tigerbunny410: a.k.a. crackwhore
MSUGhetto: HAHAHA
MSUGhetto: a thought just occured: if your cat is a crackwhore, do you pimp out your pussy?
tigerbunny410: omfg
tigerbunny410: i have nothing to do with my pussy
tigerbunny410: cripes
Bridget: That can get expensive...
ReNEgaDe404: beat her up
ReNEgaDe404: beat her up!!!
MSUGhetto: no!!
MSUGhetto: I sleep with her!
MSUGhetto: She could suffocate me in my sleep!
ReNEgaDe404: lol
MSUGhetto: krissing: (verb) to do kris
MSUGhetto: wow....me and my awesomely horrendous grammar jokes
inkyPEYohTAY returned at 5:06:33 PM.
inkyPEYohTAY: OMG the things that happen when I go to lecture...
inkyPEYohTAY: last night
MSUGhetto: woot
MSUGhetto: :-D *proudness*
MSUGhetto: i've trained you well
MSUGhetto: LOL
MSUGhetto: he should
MSUGhetto: i'd go
Shibby D00: he should use his campaign money for that instead
Shibby D00: cuz then we could do mary-jane, and no standardized tests
MSUGhetto: HAHAHA
MSUGhetto: sweet
Shibby D00: i mean...woot
Shibby D00: f*** thats gonna be quoted isn't it
MSUGhetto: oh yeah
FuN INc18: good
MSUGhetto: some would say he is....lol
FuN INc18: ...har har.
Brian : Horny Dude #2: and keep that thing to you self
Horny Dude #2: or I'll bite it off
smarty_1_98: hehehe
MSUGhetto: it's an eyepatch! ^^
name is st jimmy: WITH MY DAD
MSUGhetto: LOLOLOLOL
MSUGhetto: oh my
MSUGhetto: that was wrong
name is st jimmy: ewwwww... bad timing
IcE IxI: he said he had sex w/ his toe
kongming87: and then the one after that that says "STOP READING THESE DAMN FORTUNE COOKIES!"
MSUGhetto: i would make fortune cookies like that
inkyPEYohTAY: that came out wrong
MSUGhetto: huh?
MSUGhetto: yes, yes it did
MSUGhetto: i want a song made up about my boobs
tigerbunny410: she calls them coconuts
MSUGhetto: i call mine melons
tigerbunny410: ohhhh
tigerbunny410: here you go
tigerbunny410: no no
tigerbunny410: you have coconuts now, or my song won't work
MSUGhetto: lol, ok
MSUGhetto: i have a lovely bunch of coconuts
tigerbunny410: you've got a lovely set of coconuts, diddly dee dee...there they are just bouncing up and down
tigerbunny410: bum bum bum
Keithkes: lol
Keithkes: do u have 2 brand me?
Keithkes: lol
MSUGhetto: ....only if you like it that way ;-)
Keithkes: :-/
Keithkes: lol
MSUGhetto: aww...i was gettin my cattle prod all ready and everything :'(
Keithkes: HAHAHAHAOMGHAHAHAHAHA
TheSnipz 4U: but i'd be called weird, cuz i'm black.
MSUGhetto: you'd be dark emo
TheSnipz 4U: heh?
TheSnipz 4U: dark emo?
TheSnipz 4U: what u mean?
MSUGhetto: you're so emo, your insides AND outsides is dark
MSUGhetto: lol
TheSnipz 4U: Hahahahahahaha
TheSnipz 4U: thats funny
TA Chet: No, not ALL of them, but they were pretty damn good at it.
MSUGhetto: grass is cheaper
MSUGhetto: well, depending on the grass...
"The idea that India's a place where people don't know how to have sex is very not true in my experience!"
"That's a fantastically erotic idea!"
"It was the sixties. Sex, Drugs, and Rock n' Roll. I of course never used drugs." *laughter* "Nor should you." *more laughter*
"Let me start by saying something about the little dispute between the Ayatollah [Khomeini] and me...Look who's dead! You know that saying, "the pen is mightier than the sword"? Don't mess with a novelist."
"They fuck with you, your mum and dad..."
Well, that's all I remember, but the lectures on 3/17 were FRIGGIN SWEET!
LeahSuzie519: Not compared to my 18inch Ducky
MSUGhetto: i didn't that was a "u" at first...
LeahSuzie519: Why?
LeahSuzie519: what are u talkin about
MSUGhetto: i didn't realize that the u in ducky was a u at first, and it scared me
LeahSuzie519: what did u think it was?
MSUGhetto: dicky
LeahSuzie519: as in the pants or what boys are suppost to have
MSUGhetto: yes.
MSUGhetto: sure.
LeahSuzie519: i am guessing the more dirty one
MSUGhetto: lol
LeahSuzie519: i ate food already it was pretty good
MSUGhetto: food=happiness
MSUGhetto: mastication=happiness too
LeahSuzie519: mastication???
MSUGhetto: lol
MSUGhetto: chewing dear
MSUGhetto: chewing
LeahSuzie519: oh i did know that i thought u miss typed masterbation, my bad.
name is st jimmy: he gets my approval
"...Fortunately for me, 2 out of three people I asked believed in dinosaurs..."
"...And my friend was like 'Let's do the gender question, so I can incorporate Freud. Then I can say penis and vagina in public in Pakistan!'"
"...And that's why they called me the Mass Debater..."
...It's almost like using a breast pump, if you will, to get out the "milk" of Western civilization, then storing the milk in an Islamic fridge...Then the Westerners were like "We want it back!" and they were like *Middle Eastern accent*"Sure, take it, it didn't taste good anyway!"
Kristen: Did he just say breast pump?! Now it should be "If you pump it, it will come."
Alex: Never get on a breast pump.
Bridget: Why?
Alex: Just...don't do it.
"...And with the flames of Hell licking at his balls, Mr. Islam knew he was in deep shit..."
"...And now I bet you're wondering where Mrs. Islam is. Well, she's on the sideline, sorta playing the cheerleader for the West:
'Gimme a J! Gimme a C! Judeo-Christianity!'
'I Slam! You slam! We all slam Islam!'
'Take that burka and shove it!'"
Yes. 202 is great sometimes.
smarty_1_98: ya wanna do it for me?
Whitney : um i havent done mine?
smarty_1_98: oh come on...The Case For Islamo-Christian Civilization....ya know ya wanna
Whitney : it does sound interesting, but i have to read about old gay greeks
Shibby D00: hehe
MSUGhetto: yay!
MSUGhetto: and i just thought it was lesbian tuesday!
Shibby D00: hehehe
Shibby D00: today can also be classifyed as laundry tuesday
MSUGhetto: ah yes
smarty_1_98: somewhere in the world
smarty_1_98: someone
smarty_1_98: is doing something
Trey: not here
smarty_1_98: really?
Whitney : yeah this guy had a really small hm-hm, and then he came into the coffee shop, so we clapped and then he introduced himself, and i was like dude, i just saw you naked, i dont want to know who you are
MSUGhetto: your period perhaps?
LostInDreams008: yeah
LostInDreams008: that works
Joel: Sounds like a personal problem...
Bridget: You need help in there?
*A few seconds later*
Bridget and Kristen: Woot! We got it off! Yay!
Bridget and Whitney: Does he know that?
Kevin: No...That's not important...
Jake: May I have your daughter's hand in marriage?
Gnome: Take the girl but leave the hand!
IcE IxI: have fun
IcE IxI: make sure its not anal!
IcE IxI: mine. woot. credit card debt is my friend
InkyPeyOhTay: *days
MSUGhetto: lol
MSUGhetto: masochist
nameisstjimmy: you don't wanna ask
InkyPeyOhTay: *retracts the question*
nameisstjimmy: lol
nameisstjimmy: hey, do you have an extra pair of question retractors? i lost mine...
InkyPeyOhTay: lol
InkyPeyOhTay: *looks in his drawer*
InkyPeyOhTay: *pulls out a pair of question retractors and sends them to you*
nameisstjimmy: *woot*
InkyPeyOhTay: *:-)
MSUGhetto: LOL
InkyPeyOhTay: well...you know what I mean
Bridget: *shows how to do a self-check mammogram* This is how you do it!
Kristen: It's like the breast exam conga!
Bridget: What about the self-checking salsa?
Kristen: That's hot!
Bridget: Hahaha, that's hot...and it's salsa...
Kristen: My head hurts now...
*3 minutes later*
MSUGhetto: hahaha....coughy....coffee....
name is st jimmy: yeah... thats the joke i was aiming for
MSUGhetto: i'm oblivious some days
MSUGhetto: well, lots of days
Alex: The newspaper said she looked like a nun until she turned around.
Bridget: A nun in blue? Fashion Nun!
Alex: That makes me think of Fashion Nun Barbie.
Bridget: I want to make one of those now.
Bridget: AG's such a pimp. ........Did I just say that?!
IcE IxI: but no not really
IcE IxI: i'd rather just settle for a cookie
Whitney : yes
smarty_1_98: then you are mature enough to have sex
Whitney : good to know
Alex: Why would women want to be martyrs, and wouldn't men rather have experienced sluts?
Bridget: I want grapes if/when I get to Heaven.
Alex: But do you want female virgins?
Bridget: Not really. I'd rather have male sluts.
Alex: Oh yeah.
nightmagician01: reallyyyyyyyy
MSUGhetto: with a fork, btw
nightmagician01: that would hurt
MSUGhetto: i dont knoooooooooooooooooooooooooooow
LostInDreams008: unstick your O button?
LostInDreams008: there is a word in my cereal bowl!!!
LostInDreams008: it says ooooooooo
LostInDreams008: uh, your eating cheerios
MSUGhetto: lol
MSUGhetto: i miss cheerios
MSUGhetto: yes, he does look like a guy...since he is a guy...
Starr285: OHHHHHHHHHh
Starr285: Okay then.
MSUGhetto: LOL
MSUGhetto: as everyone should
Tremontirockgrl: lol
Tremontirockgrl: i hate my ass
Tremontirockgrl: its small
MSUGhetto: lol
MSUGhetto: make it bigger?
Tremontirockgrl: ya,mine needs to be bigger
MSUGhetto: mine surely doesnt
Tremontirockgrl: thats for damn sure
MSUGhetto: thanks
Tremontirockgrl: lol
Tremontirockgrl: np
Tremontirockgrl: be proud of it
MSUGhetto: i feel so proud of me too!
MSUGhetto: ::shines proudness::
Piratical Terror: ooo. shiny
Piratical Terror: SHINY
Piratical Terror: SHIMMER SHIMMER SHINY
Piratical Terror: CANNOT TEAR EYES AWAY FROM GLISTENING BRIDGET
MSUGhetto: michelley, how i be so shiny?
Piratical Terror: cuz you learn from the best
Piratical Terror: "god signs all my permission slips."
Piratical Terror: HEAHehahEHAHeHAheAHHEAe
Piratical Terror: i laugh just thinking it
MSUGhetto: it's a good hero to have around
MSUGhetto: especially when evil steaks are attacking
Piratical Terror: and then from the shadows...... A1 SAUCE!!!!
Piratical Terror: ::splat splat:: and with his saucy goodness the A1 drowns the villainous meats in a wholesome blend of vinegar and....whatever else is a main ingredient of steak sauce
Shibby D00: oh dont you worry....its not hard to have fun while doing that
MSUGhetto: lol
Shibby D00: i gots meh pillows and my blanket and my bearseses
MSUGhetto: dream of happy things happening to me and kris tonite
Shibby D00: hehe
Shibby D00: or boys...boys with kilts and scottish accents
spoomonkey13: sure they are you just have to match the accessories
MSUGhetto: goodie
MSUGhetto: i thought joel wanted you
MSUGhetto: *tear* he favors inanimate objects over you...
MSUGhetto: and she told joel that
MSUGhetto: and he's like that wasn't very nice
MSUGhetto: and i was like how do you know that wasn't an invitation?
MSUGhetto: and she's like huh?.......OOOOOH
SpartyJournKid08: lol
MSUGhetto: and tries to crawl from the futon to the counch onto me
MSUGhetto: and falls off the futon just after rolling over
SpartyJournKid08: lol
SpartyJournKid08: oh my
SpartyJournKid08: that's quite a situation
IcE IxI: Ohh..that would be great
IcE IxI: no more crotch bleeding
IcE IxI: but then you get all sweaty and mean!
IcE IxI: or something like that.
MSUGhetto: well, that's not really accurate for elizabethan dialect...but sure!
IcE IxI: guess what, its accurate amandabbeathan dialect
IcE IxI: because i should rule england..thank you.
IcE IxI: with an IRON fist
MSUGhetto: why not diamond? it's harder AND prettier!!
IcE IxI: ok
IcE IxI: with a diamond FIST!
spoomonkey13: not much
MSUGhetto: aww...no shaking bacon for thee?
spoomonkey13: i just had an interesting mental picture of a guy in garb asking that....
MSUGhetto: oh dear god
IcE IxI: OTAY!
MSUGhetto: i feel like the little rascals...
IcE IxI: HAHAHA its great
MSUGhetto: oh you be preachin to the choir hun
MSUGhetto: the power of me compels you!
MSUGhetto: MUhahaha!!
AngelDragoon11: Nope, presidents day, my friend. ^_^
MSUGhetto: !!!!!!
AngelDragoon11: Joke one you! BWHAHAHAHA
MSUGhetto: damn you and your presidents who have days...
name is st jimmy: yay!
name is st jimmy: i am brian incarnate!!!
name is st jimmy: yes
name is st jimmy: well, if you didn't get blood on it.........
alicnicmic: ummm...
alicnicmic: i hate pickpockets and art is cool.
alicnicmic: HE HUGE
MSUGhetto: oooooo
alicnicmic: i mean HUGE
MSUGhetto: lol in what way?
alicnicmic: every way.
MSUGhetto: oooo
jeckyll08: it is fun to tease her, we keep sayin were going to buy bullet proof vests
MSUGhetto: FOOOOOOOD!
MSUGhetto: i'm coming to thee!!
name is st jimmy: cause............. it sounded fun?
MSUGhetto: math=fun? HAHAHAHAHAHA no
name is st jimmy: ok
name is st jimmy: *is damned, along with pig latin*
MSUGhetto: okie dokies *shaky jiggle shaky jiggle*
MSUGhetto: how you like them melons?
StormLovinDJ: uh oh
MSUGhetto: it's too dark to be that, silly
MSUGhetto: i think it's chocolate syrup
StormLovinDJ: lol
MSUGhetto: too late
LeahSuzie519: oh yeah that is true
MSUGhetto: mostly in kris's room
LeahSuzie519: around what????
MSUGhetto: not the block, that's fo sho
LeahSuzie519: i wouldnt know i prefer the corner!!!
SpartyJournKid08: :-D
MSUGhetto: lolol
SpartyJournKid08: sorry...i'll calm down now
MSUGhetto: lol
MSUGhetto: down boy
MSUGhetto: what?!
IcE IxI: there are a lot of people that look like their great ancestors were lemurs
IcE IxI: u know that big eyed lookin thing?
IcE IxI: kinda like a cross between a squirrel and a raccoon?
IcE IxI: w/ like big ol eyes
MSUGhetto: oh my
MSUGhetto: don't get with a lemur
MSUGhetto: i would be scared
IcE IxI: not my type.
IcE IxI: no big
MSUGhetto: what would happen if you got with him and had kids? holy wow...
IcE IxI: black lemurs?
IcE IxI: do you really think that would be attractive?
MSUGhetto: hence the "holy wow"
IcE IxI: haha tru dat
IcE IxI: i dunno i wouldnt wanna put kids through that.
Bridget:*chokes on sex*
Kristen: [3 seconds later] Oooooooooohhhh....
(Listening to Flogging Molly's The Pirate Song)
spoomonkey13: *psh
MSUGhetto: dude...
MSUGhetto: maybe you do need to go if you can't even type out psh
MSUGhetto: lol
MSUGhetto: j/k
MSUGhetto: i love your butt
MSUGhetto: so does bridgy
MSUGhetto: she said so
SpartyJournKid08: aww
SpartyJournKid08: i love ur guys' butts too ;-)
MSUGhetto: please come over now
MSUGhetto: we are going to die from starvation, and then we won't have butts for you to love
Lauren: Don't hate me cuz you ate me?
Whitney: No, dont hate me cuz you aint me...
Lauren: ATE me? what?
Whitney: You know like on jerry springer when there all like 'girl, dont hate me cuz you aint me"
Lauren: I dont get it, why would they hate you if they ate you? I'm so lost...
[five minutes later]
Lauren: OHHH, dont hate me cuz you AIN'T me
Shibby D00: its true
(Kelly, I heart you like whoa!)
LostInDreams008: yes.... i don't like to be in head
MSUGhetto: or...well, i'm not gonna say you hate being ON it
MSUGhetto: but that would be WRONG
MSUGhetto: so we won't go there either
LostInDreams008: but i like to be on marks head
LostInDreams008: i did that last night
LostInDreams008: :-)
MSUGhetto: everyone likes to be on mark's head
LostInDreams008: yes... no wonder hes such a whore...
Kristen: Yeah...I'd glady deal with random hard-ons for lack of periods.
MSUGhetto: if i was sleeping, would i be talking online?
psfpatr: maybe
(Yup...he's my brother alright...)
Bridget: Damn! It was worth almost $6 million...sweet...
Kristen: My question is how they got it in there.
Bridget: Very carefully.
IcE IxI: my initials ar ADD.
IcE IxI: really, they are
MSUGhetto: i have a friend whose initials are LSD
MSUGhetto: and her parents are both cops
IcE IxI: oh?
IcE IxI: hahaha, ironic!
MSUGhetto: i know!
IcE IxI: sooo they could technically be busted for having LSD?
IcE IxI: *dies*
(Yeah, we were talking about Leah.)
(yeah, I guess you kinda had to be there...)
kongming87: this time not a sexual one
MSUGhetto: damn
kongming87: lol
MSUGhetto: i mean, whatcha need?
p1nkr0ckpr1nc3ss: eat me
Ryan : sounds good to me
p1nkr0ckpr1nc3ss: michelle is now going to kill you
Lauren: you're going to control us even after death?
Whitney : yeah
MSUGhetto: shiiiiiiiiiiny...
name is st jimmy: shiny things are my friend
MSUGhetto: *glazed look*
MSUGhetto: *drool*
Shibby D00: mmm
MSUGhetto: and i'm like "sweet, arpeggios!"
Shibby D00: lol
MSUGhetto: and then i stopped and i was like "WTFUCK?! did i just say sweet, arpeggios?! i am such a band geek."
Shibby D00: lol
leahd9866: what???
leahd9866: there would be nothing wrong with that
smarty_1_98: well, then there woiuld have to be more kevs and ghettos to deal with the more leahs
leahd9866: haha
leahd9866: no that is defintaly something that we can not have
smarty_1_98: exactly
smarty_1_98: who needs more kevs?
leahd9866: the fact of either of u reproducing at this time scares the shit out of me
leahd9866: actually ever
smarty_1_98: hahahahahahahahahahaha
smarty_1_98: i'm so tired...
smarty_1_98: i can't stop laughing
smarty_1_98: enough to make a comeback
Whitney : huh?
smarty_1_98: i need to learn the html code for pics
smarty_1_98: pics* not quotes
smarty_1_98: i'm off tonight
smarty_1_98: i just put a pic of tim on my desktop
Adam : and what is tucker going to do?
p1nkr0ckpr1nc3ss: define behave....
p1nkr0ckpr1nc3ss: i dunno
Adam : no farther than new years
p1nkr0ckpr1nc3ss: ...................................
p1nkr0ckpr1nc3ss: than no i probably wont behave
(I think they were talking about what she shouldn't do when she goes to see her boyfriend...And Tucker is her boyfriend's roommate)
smarty_1_98: if i were me i would be too
smarty_1_98: woot!
smarty_1_98: it's not a good thing to lose yourself
escapenews2002: haha - if I had a quotes page, I'd put that on there
smarty_1_98: yeah...if i had a quotes--oh wait i do! lol
pink_dancer_13: rhymes with orgasmic
smarty_1_98: lolol
smarty_1_98: but...there's no k in his name
smarty_1_98: lol
p1nkr0ckpr1nc3ss: thats ok. cuz its jer...
p1nkr0ckpr1nc3ss: so you can just add k
smarty_1_98: yay mardi gras beads
smarty_1_98: holy wow that was ADD
Adam: you're insane
smarty_1_98: i know
MSUGhetto: i hope not
MSUGhetto: shit on your project would be icky
MSUGhetto: i feel so loved.
A Forlorned Hope: it happens
MSUGhetto: i'm a caf lady
jeckyll08: LOL
jeckyll08: that is weird
MSUGhetto: i know
MSUGhetto: caf lady ghetto
jeckyll08: LOL
jeckyll08: don't put illegal substances in the food
MSUGhetto: aww...take all the fun out of it...
jeckyll08: he he
jeckyll08: i know
jeckyll08: but it is good advice
LostInDreams008: my body is having a hayday
LostInDreams008: yeah my body is like "shit shit, fire the missiles!!!"
Whitney : yeah i dont think im going to die now.
Whitney : qute a bit better
smarty_1_98: yay for not dying!
smarty_1_98: don't die whitney
smarty_1_98: i'd have to cry
smarty_1_98: a lot
Whitney : aww i wont die.
smarty_1_98: good
smarty_1_98: i'd wear pink to your funeral tho
Whitney : YES!!
IcE IxI: and neils. i dont really like neils
IcE IxI: sarah's isnt really that diverse
IcE IxI: alex needs some work
IcE IxI: but yours...incredibly random
(haHA!! I'm better! Nanananabooboo!)
(Yeah? Ya wanna BET?! Well, I'm not gonna fight with you because I love you and you are the most fantabulous roomie I could ever ask for!!)
MSUGhetto: oh yeah
MSUGhetto: joel and tony are specifically saying things to get quoted sometimes
Shibby D00: meow
MSUGhetto: lol nice hun
MSUGhetto: you might wanna do better than that
Shibby D00: i would be like damn you! stop staging quotes..then the dumb people get shown up because you actually think about your dumb comment
MSUGhetto: yeah...friggin smart people
IcE IxI: oh my goodness!
MSUGhetto: lol
MSUGhetto: you should be proud
IcE IxI: proudness!
IcE IxI: mmhmm!
MSUGhetto: life is like whoa
Bridget: So?
LostInDreams008: i know the feeling
MSUGhetto: lol
MSUGhetto: what minions do you play god to, if i may?
MSUGhetto: and can i be a minion? it sounds like fun
Shibby D00: hehe
Shibby D00: i play god to my little 3d minions
MSUGhetto: huh?
Shibby D00: you are a minion....i had you created in a barbie image
MSUGhetto: woooooot!!
Shibby D00: with bigger boobs than head
Shibby D00: to my minions!
kongming87: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
psfpatr: so lol
MSUGhetto: why are you laughing at food??
psfpatr: not sure
MSUGhetto: it was delicious
MSUGhetto: GOLDEN delicious
MSUGhetto: it used to say "available"
kongming87: lol
kongming87: but how available are you really?
MSUGhetto: i'm so available...um...wow, my harvey dangerfield just went out the window...
kongming87: lol
Bridget: Can we put butter on you then?
Brian: Mmmm, butter...
Joel: I wanna seesaw too! But I don't wanna see Saw...
Bridget: I wanna seesaw...And see Saw!
Bridget: Yeah, you wanted to get laid.
Brian: I still wanna--I'll stop now...
Bridget: Which is exactly why you're not getting it.
MSUGhetto: there is no words for the gross-ness of that
(This guy tried to hook up with her and she was describing the smell of his breath.)
LostInDreams008: quote me on that
Joel: You're a Milky Way with peanuts
Bridget: Your mom's a Milky Way with peanuts
Joel: Yeah...
MSUGhetto: ooooo really?!?!
MSUGhetto: what?
Shibby D00: a black and white unicorn with a rainbow(in color) on its butt
MSUGhetto: lol yay!
MSUGhetto: a black and white rainbow would be pointless...
Shibby D00: funny shit there
Jeremy: Yup. Least I'd still have my bed!
Bridget: But...but...all the stuff...
Jeremy: And no Tony...heh heh...
smarty_1_98: um...me-ish?
MSUGhetto: or else...just steal my bed
A Forlorned Hope: well with alternatives like those, who needs prostitutes?
MSUGhetto: yup, you're right...kristen is my little whore
MSUGhetto: there's a magic forward fairy?
MSUGhetto: is it a cousin to the tooth fairy?
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what not to do around a blonde...
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MSUGhetto: it's just...not there for some reason
MSUGhetto: god knows what they'd find in the right knee...
name is st jimmy: maybe the left ligament
MSUGhetto: and chicken fingers
Piratical Terror: nummy chicken
Piratical Terror: full of chickeny goodness
MSUGhetto: mmm dead breaded and fried deliciousness
Piratical Terror: with dipping sauces?
MSUGhetto: most likely!
MSUGhetto: and good soupy goodness to accompany
Piratical Terror: you should get all the little cuppys of dipping sauces and fan them all out on your tray like a menagerie of condiments
Piratical Terror: then speak through your nose like a snob and say "actually, buffy dear, the honey is tangier and thus less 'bourgeouise' then the barbeque sauce"
MSUGhetto: and then complain to the kitchen staff about there being no tiny teacups
MSUGhetto: and no bloody tea
MSUGhetto: so that i may drink with my pinkie raised in the air like a proper snob
Piratical Terror: you tell em!
Piratical Terror: bridgey boo, the MSU snob whore
Piratical Terror: cool
MSUGhetto: no, Bridgey-poo, the MSU hussy with no shame
Piratical Terror: we have just added snob though
MSUGhetto: ah yes, sorry
MSUGhetto: Bridgey-poo, the MSU snob hussy with no shame
MSUGhetto: cuz there's no way in hell i'd be able to walk 500 miles
MSUGhetto: i'm scared
MSUGhetto: i sleep with her
name is st jimmy: i'm more horny... i took the quiz... 79% horny..
MSUGhetto: yeah well
MSUGhetto: they asked the wrong questions
name is st jimmy: true.... but i still win
name is st jimmy: lol
MSUGhetto: just cuz i've never rented porn doesn't meant i'm not horny
name is st jimmy: well, i'm a guy, and any straight guy who doesn't own at least one piece of porn, of any type, is hardly a man.
MSUGhetto: yeah well
MSUGhetto: i'm a girl, and that doesn't count for me
A Forlorned Hope: Here, use mine
A Forlorned Hope: i know
MSUGhetto: you're such a ball slut
A Forlorned Hope: *sighs*
A Forlorned Hope: Don't remind me
Kris100012: lol
Kris100012: riiiight
Kris100012: i'll hav to get a piece of that action
Kris100012: i will b super girl!! with balls?
MSUGhetto: woot
MSUGhetto: super hermaphrodite!
name is st jimmy: what? who? i'll kill him!
MSUGhetto: i need a job too
Piratical Terror: poo
Piratical Terror: why don't you have a sugar daddy instead?
MSUGhetto: should i be scared?
IcE IxI: no?
MSUGhetto: do you have any power over me?
IcE IxI: not really?
MSUGhetto: ok, not scared
name is st jimmy: lol
name is st jimmy: who ordered you?
MSUGhetto: the guy on the phone with me
MSUGhetto: i don't think you know him...
MSUGhetto: his name is jeremy...
name is st jimmy: about this tall? big guy?
name is st jimmy sometimes shaves his head?
MSUGhetto: totally doesn't live in ferndale either
name is st jimmy: wears the same hoodie alot?
MSUGhetto: big, black comfy hoodie?
name is st jimmy: yeah..
MSUGhetto: naw, totally not him
name is st jimmy: never seen the guy
(FYI, Joel is Jeremy's brother...)
MSUGhetto: s
spoomonkey13: no... you had it right before... they only rock one of your socks...
MSUGhetto: which one?
spoomonkey13: the left one
MSUGhetto: why is it always the left?
MSUGhetto: "suck my left nut!"
MSUGhetto: "the beach boys rock my left sock!"
MSUGhetto: why can't the right get some?!?!
spoomonkey13: yeah well the right one can suck my left nut!!!!
MSUGhetto: the poor right...
spoomonkey13: well boo-fricken-hoo
MSUGhetto: that's right
spoomonkey13: no it's left
MSUGhetto: they're all sticky...and colorful...and full of uses
A Forlorned Hope: and thats dirty
MSUGhetto: yes, yes it is
Piratical Terror: you have
Piratical Terror: i'm so proud
MSUGhetto: i had a teacher sexy as hell
Piratical Terror: ooh
Piratical Terror: you slut
MSUGhetto: so?
Piratical Terror: remember that it is illegal until you are no longer in his class
MSUGhetto: well, since i was talking about you...
Piratical Terror: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Piratical Terror: now i get it
MSUGhetto: i ate them
MSUGhetto: they were good
MSUGhetto: mmm nuts
MSUGhetto: salty nuts
MSUGhetto: mmmm
Forlorned Hope: The old kind, who shares her horrid relationship experiences with all her friends and children
Kris100012: ur such a relationship whore brandon
A Forlorned Hope: "President of the Heartbreakers Club, and Head Relationship Whore"
MSUGhetto: lolololol
A Forlorned Hope: Jesus word travels fast
A Forlorned Hope: now I won't be able to show my face around your college
A Forlorned Hope: thanks
A Forlorned Hope: lol
MSUGhetto: hahaha
MSUGhetto: dude...
MSUGhetto: everyone would flock to you on campus
MSUGhetto: "brandon is coming?! OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!! I HAVE to talk to him...he's so precious, and he's HEAD relationship whore...i'd so rape him if he wasn't gay!!"
MSUGhetto: that's what they would say
A Forlorned Hope: Right....
MSUGhetto: yeah
MSUGhetto: they so would
MSUGhetto: no doubt
A Forlorned Hope: And what makes you say that?
MSUGhetto: cuz they would, at least some of the chicks i know of here
I would recommend a mechanical pencil, then it won't become dull with repeated stabbings.--someone's reply
spoomonkey13: well we'll have to amputate...
MSUGhetto: no! anything but that!
spoomonkey13: im sorry... it's the only way... but you do get a lolly pop for being such a good sport!!!
MSUGhetto: yay! wowwipops!!
spoomonkey13: hahahaha
MSUGhetto: are you waughing at my meech inspediment?!
spoomonkey13: sounds like this is a good time to amputate...
MSUGhetto: i said he didn't
MSUGhetto: and jeremy said he had to so that he could kick him somewhere
MSUGhetto: and then i brought up steel-toed boots
MSUGhetto: which even hurt me to think about
A Forlorned Hope: meh
MSUGhetto: meh?
A Forlorned Hope: I've had worse
MSUGhetto: worse that a hefty kick to the nuts w/ steel toed boots? i don't wanna know
A Forlorned Hope: good
MSUGhetto: hehehehe
MSUGhetto: i love the flow of understanding!
MSUGhetto: wait
MSUGhetto: i ALMOST wish
MSUGhetto: i hate traffic
MSUGhetto: and how can you tell?
A Forlorned Hope: Here Alex, let me answer that question
A Forlorned Hope: Alex, I need both you and bridget to stand up and face each other
MSUGhetto: ok...
A Forlorned Hope: Lemme know when your done?
MSUGhetto: ok
A Forlorned Hope: Alright, now Bridget, I need you to take your hand
A Forlorned Hope: And slap Alex in the face
A Forlorned Hope: lol
MSUGhetto: lol
MSUGhetto: she just keeps giggling...
A Forlorned Hope: ok, slap her again
A Forlorned Hope: lol
MSUGhetto: lol
MSUGhetto: she won't stop Brandon...
A Forlorned Hope: ok, resort to stabbing
MSUGhetto: with what?
MSUGhetto: the butter knife?
A Forlorned Hope: um, sure
LostInDreams008: i dunno
LostInDreams008: let me check
MSUGhetto: he missed a week of classes...
MSUGhetto: but i guess he's good now...
Moo i am a duck: lol
Moo i am a duck: im glad that hes ok
MSUGhetto: yeah me too
Moo i am a duck: but thats funny
MSUGhetto: yeah i know!
MSUGhetto: me friend leah told me to call him and make fun of him
MSUGhetto: but i told her i'd call and sympathize for being crippled
MSUGhetto: then make fun of him
MSUGhetto: so considerate, aren't i?
A Forlorned Hope: It wouldn't surprise me
A Forlorned Hope: Confederate Flags are hot
MSUGhetto: yeah...not so much
A Forlorned Hope: So are shotguns
A Forlorned Hope: I'd date a shotgun
MSUGhetto: well, those sort of are
MSUGhetto: at least you know it can get off
A Forlorned Hope: lol
A Forlorned Hope: exactly
MSUGhetto: mmm pump action rifles...
A Forlorned Hope: *gets all hot and bothered*
MSUGhetto: lol
MSUGhetto: too bad they hurt if they blow
A Forlorned Hope: Yeah, but its something you learn to deal with
MSUGhetto: yeah...
MSUGhetto: load it w/ blanks
A Forlorned Hope: But who wants someone to fire a blank?
A Forlorned Hope: lol
Kristen: But it's so hard!
(They were eating ice cream, she was trying to get some out of the container, which was situated in Brandon's lap)
MSUGhetto: there we go!
MSUGhetto: happy lil devil
MSUGhetto: or, happy guy with bad eyebrows...
Bridget: Have fun with that.
Bridget: Naw, we're just a bit ADD with our emotions.
MSUGhetto: and i have no pics of jer to be like "whoa, normal!" or "whoa, pretty girl!" or "whoa, hair!" at
Kris100012: one of the few times in my life i'm kinda speechless
(Joel actually shut her up!)
alicnicmic: I like waiting in lines!
alicnicmic: are there any magazines to read?
Starr285: I have....Forbes
Moo i am a duck: **lol
MSUGhetto: whoa nice yo
Moo i am a duck: thaqx g
MSUGhetto: no type good today huh?
MSUGhetto: woot!!!
IcE IxI: woot!!!
MSUGhetto: more people should do that
IcE IxI: love they selves!
MSUGhetto: or love you!
IcE IxI: OH!
IcE IxI: peoples be lovin me
IcE IxI: that aint no thang
smarty_1_98: sure! wanna meet in case hall?
escapenews2002: lol
escapenews2002: sounds like a good plan to meeee
(This was Brian making fun of the creepy guy who wanted to meet me for coffee and sex based on my Yahoo profile saying I lived in East Lansing)
Kelly: Umm...the Rev turned into a bong?
Kristen: That sounds like something from the Bible...
kongming87: cause i figure if i walked into my home and saw a bearded person using MY computer i would be kinda freaked
MSUGhetto: he was humping my leg at the time
MSUGhetto: i should put that in there shouldn't i?
-About the above quote
MSUGhetto: that's almost a funny picture...
MSUGhetto: because Moses parted the sea...
Bridget: Steaming hot fudge!
Kristen: Ow! I burned my tongue!
Bridget: There�s a reason it was steaming�
name is st jimmy: uhh.. the bacon shaker?
MSUGhetto: fo sho
IcE IxI: know what cha sayin ya man
MSUGhetto: bow chika bow wow!!!
