Le Ninja-Pirate Fight!
Shibby D00 (9:25:39 PM): le snif..le tear
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MSUGhetto (9:26:10 PM): le raise'd eyebrow...le chuckle
Shibby D00 (9:26:26 PM): le bitch slap...le kick
MSUGhetto (9:26:57 PM): le hair pull...le boobie punch
Shibby D00 (9:28:03 PM): le bite...le chomp
MSUGhetto (9:30:03 PM): le claw...le scratch
Shibby D00 (9:30:57 PM): le jump....le plop
MSUGhetto (9:31:10 PM): le plop?
Shibby D00 (9:31:25 PM): le you have a problem with my war tactics
Shibby D00 (9:31:27 PM): ?
MSUGhetto (9:31:47 PM): le didn't understand where the plop came from...
MSUGhetto (9:32:10 PM): le didn't think jumping made one go "plop" unless one le jumped into pudding
Shibby D00 (9:32:23 PM): le you will be wearing an iron lung when i'm le through with you!
MSUGhetto (9:32:52 PM): le you won't have anything left to wear with le iron lung when i le get started on you!
Shibby D00 (9:33:10 PM): le bring it on le biatch
MSUGhetto (9:33:41 PM): le it's been BROUGHT
Shibby D00 (9:33:53 PM): le slap...le slap harder
MSUGhetto (9:33:54 PM): le *snapsnapsnap*
MSUGhetto (9:34:04 PM): le BIATCH
Shibby D00 (9:34:22 PM): le jump kick flail flop
MSUGhetto (9:34:51 PM): le jump twist feint punch bitch slap
Shibby D00 (9:34:59 PM): le ninja attack!
Shibby D00 (9:35:13 PM): le cool ninja fight sequence music
MSUGhetto (9:35:20 PM): le pirate attack!!...LE YAR!
MSUGhetto (9:35:31 PM): le sweeter pirate fight sequence music
Shibby D00 (9:35:35 PM): le ninja stealth sequence
MSUGhetto (9:36:08 PM): le pirate cannon-ation of le area where le ninja be le stealth-ing
Shibby D00 (9:36:16 PM): le ninja rum action!
Shibby D00 (9:36:28 PM): le *gives pirates rum*
MSUGhetto (9:36:44 PM): le "ooOOoooh rum..."
MSUGhetto (9:36:48 PM): le drink
MSUGhetto (9:36:52 PM): le offer to ninja
Shibby D00 (9:36:59 PM): le ninjas watch as pirates get le wasted
Shibby D00 (9:37:10 PM): le pull out green tea
MSUGhetto (9:37:40 PM): le pirates spiked green tea beforehand in anticipation of le ninja tea time
Shibby D00 (9:37:54 PM): le ninjas get wasted with le pirates
MSUGhetto (9:38:09 PM): le pirates chuckle as le ninjas crack bad jokes
Shibby D00 (9:38:25 PM): le ninjas start blabbing drunkardly
MSUGhetto (9:38:43 PM): le pirates guffaw in drunked hysterics at shnozzed ninja babbling
Shibby D00 (9:39:12 PM): le ninjas get disgruntled thinking le pirates are making fun of their le ninja skills
MSUGhetto (9:39:34 PM): le pirates get disgruntled at ninja disgruntled-ness
MSUGhetto (9:39:45 PM): le pirates whip out pistols
MSUGhetto (9:39:52 PM): in le drunked rage
Shibby D00 (9:40:00 PM): le ninjas pull out swords after stealthily replacing pirates pistols with herrings
MSUGhetto (9:41:13 PM): le pirates look in le drunken confusion at pistol-herrings
Shibby D00 (9:41:35 PM): le ninjas laugh and begin to le sing eye of le tiger
MSUGhetto (9:41:57 PM): le pirates pull out cutlasses stealthily disguised
Shibby D00 (9:42:14 PM): le ninjas stop celebration and don le swords
MSUGhetto (9:42:42 PM): and le attack with "eiffel tower cutlass attack" as suggested by Piratical Terror
Shibby D00 (9:43:13 PM): le ninjas attack using le swords and le ninja stars
MSUGhetto (9:43:46 PM): le pirates attack le more and le harder with le cutlasses and le pistol-herrings
Shibby D00 (9:43:49 PM): le smart ninja pulls out stronger ninja rum and offers it to one le pirate
Shibby D00 (9:44:26 PM): le ninjas begin talk of hidden booty while in bloodthirsty battle
MSUGhetto (9:44:43 PM): le smart pirate who recognizes le smart ninja as le ninja who replaced le pistols with le herrings takes le bottle of le rum
MSUGhetto (9:45:03 PM): le sloshes it into le ninja's face
MSUGhetto (9:45:20 PM): le gets out le cannon
Shibby D00 (9:45:40 PM): le ninja realize that the le cannon is out and begin meditating in order to make le cannon backfire
MSUGhetto (9:45:55 PM): and le blasts away le ninjas with le french toast shrapnel
Shibby D00 (9:46:13 PM): le cannon ball gets turned around by le ninja's forcefield
MSUGhetto (9:46:22 PM): the other le pirates slap le ninjas' faces with le herrings as they le meditate
MSUGhetto (9:46:44 PM): le voodoo pirate le turns le toast cannon around
MSUGhetto (9:46:55 PM): and le raises zombies from le dead
Shibby D00 (9:47:02 PM): le ninjas use their le mind power to make themselves look like le beautiful wenches to le pirates
MSUGhetto (9:47:34 PM): le voodoo pirate reverses le ninjas' ploy to make them look like le bearded circus freak ladies
MSUGhetto (9:47:55 PM): le ninjas have underestimated le power of le voodoo pirate
Shibby D00 (9:48:19 PM): le ninjas throw le ninja star at voodo pirates neck and then continue mind ploy to make herrings look like beautiful women
MSUGhetto (9:48:58 PM): le voodoo pirate anticipated le attack and placed stupid useless pirate in front of le him
Shibby D00 (9:49:38 PM): le ninjas anticipate the voodo pirates move and send second star hitting voodoo pirate
MSUGhetto (9:50:17 PM): le voodoo pirate does le matrix-ripoff moves and avoids le ninja star while still thwarting le ninja ploy
Shibby D00 (9:50:41 PM): le ninjas begin attacking ruthlessly using their ancient ninja tactics
MSUGhetto (9:50:57 PM): le zombie pirates meanwhile le sneak behind le ninjas and le eat le brains of le stragglers
MSUGhetto (9:51:19 PM): le stragglers are le made into ninja zombies, loyal to le voodoo pirate
Shibby D00 (9:51:35 PM): le ninjas left standing attack voodoo pirate
MSUGhetto (9:51:36 PM): le ninja zombies le attack le ninjas from behind
Shibby D00 (9:51:59 PM): le ninjas offer a truce and bring out more rum
MSUGhetto (9:52:09 PM): le voodoo pirate dies, but le transfers le soul into le pirate captain
MSUGhetto (9:52:40 PM): le pirate captain offers green tea stolen from le trade ship from le ninja motherland
Shibby D00 (9:52:56 PM): le ninjas exchange rum for le green tea
MSUGhetto (9:53:14 PM): le pirate captain asks ninjas where le rum was le obtained
Shibby D00 (9:53:58 PM): le ninjas have le mind powers to create rum out of le herrings
MSUGhetto (9:54:50 PM): le pirate captain asks where le ninjas obtained these powers
Shibby D00 (9:55:11 PM): le ninjas have aquired le skills from ancient ninja ways
MSUGhetto (9:55:32 PM): and then le inquires as to whether le ordinary men like le himself may le learn le powers of le herring-rum transformation
Shibby D00 (9:56:03 PM): le pirate would have to learn ancient ninja ways
MSUGhetto (9:56:41 PM): le pirate indeed desires to learn le ninja ways
MSUGhetto (9:56:50 PM): and to make le allies of le ninjas
Shibby D00 (9:57:09 PM): le ninjas accept le pirate's proposal
MSUGhetto (9:57:31 PM): le pirate captain proposes le toast
Shibby D00 (9:57:46 PM): le ninjas toast with le pirates
MSUGhetto (9:58:08 PM): le pirates toast with le ninjas
Shibby D00 (9:58:45 PM): i love you ghetto
Shibby D00 (9:58:46 PM): hehe
MSUGhetto (9:58:55 PM): i love you too evil!
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