Microwave devices that make popcorn.....what next?
ALGORE IS RADIOACTIVE AND APPLAUDS BUSH AS "YOUR NEXT PRESIDENT"
| It takes a big fish to win
a tractor pull. Here's proof! East meets West, North and South sit this one out. MP3.com's Slorge Gridlock voted new king of pop!! Bonus Report: Apparently there's lot of money to be made on the internet and you don't really have to do anything!!! Listening to MP3's causes left brain to coordinate with right brain. NO MORE CONFUSION!! |
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SCMN
CHRONICLE reports weird happenning at the Slorge Place Lincoln's nose recovered. Discovered that it's same size as Barbara Steisand's More dead found in cemetary Believe it or not, there IS a Great Pumpkin!! SLORGE |
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Revealed! Hillary's Butt is
huge!!! ALGORE invented the loudspeaker ALGORE invented cathode-ray tubes ALGORE invented air "I kinda like Al, too"- Monica Lewinski Gun toting NRA member slain at Sunday School |
This is an obvious parody of the Drudge Report. Don't sue me!! (Though lot's of this crap is true!!)