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ALGORE'S
HEAD EXPLODES DURING DEBATE, SITES LACK OF SIGHING.
GORE'S
TORSO DECIDES TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT, INDEPENDANT OF HEAD. CRITIS
SAY NO REAL DIFFERENCE
| I fell for it once but have
found the floor now... Big guns in, little guns out!! MP3.com's Slorge Gridlock voted new teen sensation!! Bonus Report: More to this cloning thing than I gave credit for earlier Listening to MP3's causes world peace on other worlds |
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SCMN
CHRONICLE reports weird happenning at the Slorge Place Nose falls off Lincoln's face at Mount Rushmore, SD Many dead at cemetary Believe it or not, there IS and Easter Bunny SLORGE |
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"I'm not a mean bitch.
really!! C'mon folks!!!" ALGORE invented the Canadian dollar ALGORE invented canned pineapple ALGORE invented music "Sorry, I blew it again" - Monica Lewinski Gun toting NRA member slain at Chucky Cheese |
This is an obvious parody of the Drudge Report. Don't sue me!! (Though lot's of this crap is true!!)