New developments at the Photomart.....
"I'LL WIN! I'LL WIN!! I'LL SAVE YOU!!" AND "AL'S A RAT-BASTARD LIAR"
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survive and others will not says the big guy at the place People say they want Clinton out and George Bush in, NOW BRAVE NEW WORLD or "It's a small world after all" Slugs devour towns entire supply of twinkies. Many empty packages found near deserted farm Listening to MP3's causes ear cancer |
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SCMN
CHRONICLE reports weird happenning at the Slorge Place CORN PALACE, Mitchell, SD taken over by dwarfs, hostages taken..... Canned ham? Olympic dreams shattered because of chemicals in SPAM? Believe it or not, there IS a Santa Clause SLORGE |
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means.... Find out what Algore has in store for Hillary. ALGORE invented the cigar-store Indian ALGORE invented breast implants ALGORE invented purple "Human beings are stupid, stupid, stupid!! says ALGORE Gun toting NRA member slain in Kindergarten playground by saftey scissors |
This is an obvious parody of the Drudge Report. Don't sue me!! (Though lot's of this crap is true!!)