ENJOY!!!
Alot has happened in the 5 months since I wrote something in this column, so's I've got alot to vent.
I'm still gettin sued (case you remember the last version of "5 M A", cuz that's what I wrote about) and I still could give a galopogose turtles left nut about it! I was a minor at the time, I have not a dime to my name, and the only thing of value in my possesion (atleast to me) is my guitar. Try snatchin it, and you'll get a black eye for your troubles!
Radio still sucks...but not for long. I've been purusing the classifieds in hopes of finding a cheap way to get atleast 1 song on a c.d. Will it go anywhere? Who know's. If I had to make a prediction, I'd say it's gonna be the shizzle fo-nizzle. But it's my work, and I'm one biased sum bitch, so my thoughts don't count in regards to that.
I'm gonna be taking a vacation (not a much needed one, cuz after all...my life consists of sleeping, jamming, and finding new ways to enter an inebriated state of consciousness) starting this Weds, I'll be in Maine with two close friends from way back when. Should be a fun time. Considerin we're just gonna be gettin drunk and fishin pretty much the whole extent of the trip. If I'm not picked up by Maine's finest, it'll have been a worthwhile expadition.
Here's a piece of shocking news....I read a book yesterday! (But here's the part that'll take away the shock factor) It was about Nirvana! Good fuckin read though. (And considerin how I've read the book 3 times now, that says alot!) If you're a fan of them, or rock in general, I suggest ya check out "Come As You Are: The Story of Nirvana" It's kinda dated, but I'm sure you can find it cheap (if not at your local library) at any book store. There's alot of books out there in regards to Kurt Cobain/Nirvana, but out of'em all, this one's the best in my eye's. Some will say the newest book (Journal's) is the best...but I, for one, will never read it.
Why? Because it never should've been published. Seeing how Cuntney Love over saw this project even furthers my belief that she had something to do with his demise. (Yea, case you didn't already know, I don't believe in the suicide theory...and I have good enough reason not to. But to each is own)
Why do I say that? From what I've heard and gathered, what lies in that book are very personal, very candid things that no one needs to know about. I keep a journal, and if I go out before my prime, and someone publishes it to make a quick buck, you can safely bet I'm gonna come back from the grave and assault their ass with a 3 hole puncher til they scream bloody murder! This guy's been my idol for most of half my life. To see his "loving wife/widow" release something like this boggles my mind. (This the same person who at his memorial ceremony told people "half of what's in the letter he left is none of your fucking business"...and now she's puttin his personal diary out for sale?!?! Make's ya think!) But that's a topic that's been raped, pissed on, and spat out for almost 10 years...so what more can I add that hasn't been said already?
Well...that'll do pig.
Till later...I AM S l a M, and you ONLY...wish you WERE!!!