ENJOY!!!
$57,669.82...Gee, that's a nice sum of money. Unfortunately...it's not a settlement check payable to me. Supposedly, a person who I reamed way back when in my days as a minor is looking for this substantial amount for pain and suffering and chiropractic therapy. Whoa's ME!
Will someone please explain to me how a man, who can get underneath his automobile to check for damages...who states he is in no agonizing pain...needs therapy? Yea, maybe the mental type to make him a better liar and more of a sympathy case. But that's not the kind of therapy these six sheets of paper tell me.
I cracked my damn head off the windsheild of my sisters car...resulting in possible brain damamge...but I still remember the whole thing pretty damn clearly. The roads were ridden with a misty residue. I was on my way towards Burger King. No one in my family knew I took the car. And then all of a sudden, WHAM...I see the hood of a Mazda 626!! (This the car I was operating)
Over the span of almost 3 years...here we sit. Me owing a grand amount of money. Money the likes I've never been privy to. (If I had it, I wouldn't be constructing this at a geocities site!!!)
I'm not worried in the least though. Acctualy, it's the best laugh I've had in quite some time. Cuz it went from this dude's wife being in the car. And she wasn't. To this, which makes absolutely no sense. Why after a lengthy amount of time does this guy all of a sudden think he deserve this? Perhaps he's plannin on a new addition to his trailer? Maybe lil' Moe needs a new set of braces?
What I do know is this. Our insurance company has said many a times "We'll cover it...you've got nothing to worry about" This man was not in a state of suffering the last time I saw him (he'll...he was pretty much doing the Curly shuffle after I hit him) and finaly...HE AIN'T GETTIN SHIT! :)- (that's me stickin my tounge out with a smile case yer not smiley-savy)
Court will come and court will go. As will his chance of raping my life savings and the judicial system.
It all goes back to a Brady Bunch episode I remember from my childhood. Some bald goof was tryin to sue Mike. He had a neck brace on his head..and yada yada, some dude slammed a breif case shut, he swiveled his neck...lost his case. That's just about what will happen with this guy. I'm not Tom Selleck, I don't own a magnum, and the only P.I. work I'm interested in pursuing is Penile Insertion with the opposite sex. But, as you've noticed, I'm a very graphic and detail oreintated kind guy. I get to the bottom of shit...and I'll get to the bottom of this.
This man's injured. He's suffered. Well...I've got a disposable camera and a lot of time. Let's just see how deprived this man really is, shall we? I'm sure gettin a few pics of him bending over, picking up heavy objects, or any other form of exertion will shut his ass up. Oh, and then comes the wrongful suit case which I will benefit from. Maybe I'll throw a little "Defimation of Character" into the mix?
I don't know much but I know this...ya fuck with a Sputnik, all that's good turns to shit!
Till later...I AM S l a M, and you ONLY...wish you WERE!!!