ShadowWalker137: You misspelled "Hell".
Skyzy88: Hell is more fun with hyphens.
And now she is going on about Softball and her roommate's daughter. From here on out, the roommate's daughter will be known as "The Annoying One". Not becase she is annoying - I don't know that - but because she exists, it gives Kathy more nothing to talk about. Phone rang! Saved! Or so I thought. The second I hung up the phone, she started telling me about her last call and how she is so wonderful and can solve every problem. I don't care!
It feels like Kathy lies in wait for me, like some giant lion hiding in the brush just waiting to ambush. "Skyzy! Skyzy! You'll neva beloive whoo Ay jus' taulked to!" Let me guess . . . someone with an indeciferable accent? Oh, wait, that's just you sucking at accents. Again.
Me: "Okay, I'm out to lunch"
Kathy: "Hehe. Out to lunch?"
Me:"..."
Kathy: "That's okay, because I'm out to lunch every day"
Ha! Kathy's head is doing a prolonged spelunking vacation into her colon. She's a fucker. No Turtle today and I have had to put up with her condescending, know-it-all, I'm-better-than-you shit all day today. She even told me this morning that a link I had sent someone was "out-of-date" and her link was more recent. As usual, it wasn't. Mine was the best link.
Since there is no Turtle today, Kathy has an "excuse" to work overtime. Even. Though. There. Is. Nothing. For. Her. To. Do! McFly came in here to talk to me, and of course, she commandeered the conversation. She fucking needs to die. She is so irritating me today. DIE!