Customer: "Hi, Kathy?"
Me: "No, this is Skyzy"
Customer: "This isn't Kathy?"
Me: "..."
Customer: "I need to speak with Kathy. She screwed up my computer."
Dude! Kathy is so bothersome! She is doing her fake accents again. She thinks she can do accents from all over, like Bronx and Irish, and British. Of course she thinks she can do Scottish because that's all she listens to every day on her stupid computer.
You know how people think they can do an accent, and when they do it, it is absolutely ridiculous and horribly screwed up? And basically, you just look at them like they're retarded until they get the point that their accent sucks ass? Yeah, doesn't work with KrazyKathy.
Skyzy88: you need to contribute to this website
Turtlelan1: i will
Skyzy88: no!
Skyzy88: now
Turtlelan1: what
Skyzy88: contribute some stories
She is known as Turtle because once upon a time, in a land called France, there was a Frenchman born. He loved to wear turtleneck sweaters and he was so beautiful. One day, he came to work at our company. Now, Turtle and Skyzy had never seen a more handsome speciman and swooned regularly over his beauty. From that day forth, he was immortalized as "Turtlelan" due to his choice of outerwear and the fact that he just might do something with Local Area Networks (not telling! don't want to reveal to much information!). Also, Lancelot. Because of her love for him, Turtle changed her name to "Turtle". It was her manner of worship for this creature of beauty.
Not to mention, the glorious frenchman also associated with another hottie frenchman, whom we shall call Ninja. Unfortunately, I did not take it upon myself to change my name to Ninjalan1.
Well, then again, Turtle is a better name than "Snorkle" [sic] (which she was previously known as).
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