21 April 2003
Turtlelan1: are you on the phone
Skyzy88: yeah
Skyzy88: with a customer for the past hour
Turtlelan1: god bless you!
Skyzy88: thank you
Turtlelan1: let me know when you are off

Save me from high maintenance customers! They monopolize your time. You can always tell the high maintenance customers by the first words out of their mouths. "I have a quick question". Either the answer to the question is not quick or they have more than one "quick question".

I especially love the customers who call at 5:59 pm when I leave at 6:00 pm. And then they have the audacity to say "I'm sorry. I hope I'm not keeping you too late". Why, yes. Yes, you are.

But, then again, I have a tendency to be high maintenance whenever I have to call a company for anything. By the end of the day, I am usually on a first name basis with everyone in the department.
I'm not really into gambling. (Unless you count getting a student loan in the hopes that a Masters in English would make me more employable than a BA therein. Lost several thousand on that one.)
--My Sister
Kathy is singing again. And tapping. Completely distracting me from being able to do work. I will use this time to relate some funny things my roommate, Kote, and I do and say. Yeah, absolutely absurd, but it still cracks me up.

We were looking to decorate our kitchen one day and Kote said that we need some pictures.
Me: Pictures? What about Pictures of Beer?
Kote: Pitchers of Beer? We can't hang those up.

Another day, we were in Vegas eating lunch.
Me: You know, the reason we get along so well is because we're both pretty mellow people.
Kote: Yeah, but not too mellow.
Me: Yeah, you're right. We both need a little drama every now and again.
Kote: Yep. We're mellow but also dramatic.
Me: ...
Kote: Hehe! We're mellow-dramatic!

There are so many more silly sayings. I'll just add one every day. It'll be a theme, or something.
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