22 April 2003
Me (in the voice of Elmer J. Fudd): "Shhhh! Be wery, wery qwiet! I'm huntin' wabbits!"
FiFi (my other roommate): "thumpin' wabbits?"
Me: "??!"
FiFi: "jumpin' wabbits?"
FiFi: "humpin' wabbits?"
FiFi: "pumpin wabbits?"

FiFi is Kote's boyfriend. He is a foreigner from some European country (I will not identify which one for purposes of anonimity). When we first met him over a year ago, he had a very thick accent and we would constantly go "What?". Now, he speaks better English than I do. Which isn't very difficult. He's one of the best roommates in the world. He makes me coffee every morning, although he's been slacking off on that for the past couple of months. He is very clean and considerate and courteous. Only problem is is that he likes bananas! Ewwww!
Turtlelan1: i cant believe how you havent commit suicide yet
Turtlelan1: kathy is really annoying
Skyzy88: i can't believe it either
Skyzy88: or maybe death by head exploding?
Turtlelan1: good one
Skyzy88: yeah
Skyzy8
8: thank you

Kathy has been extremely talkative today. My head is about to explode. I hope it's really messy and cool-looking.

Uh, oh! Kathy is getting off the phone now. Kathy has this tradition, see. Whenever she gets off the phone, she has to tell me about her last phone call. In great detail. A play-by-play account. In the mystery that is Kathy's brain, she manages to turn a two minute phone call into a 45 minute recitation. And I get to sit here and enjoy all 45 minutes of pure drivel!.

Shut. Up. Kathy.

Eh, well, not gonna write too much today. I actually have a project to do now for WW. Only reason why I'm even writing this is because I'm trying to ignore Kathy's blathering about something that I'm not paying any attention whatsoever to and I can't concentrate on work with her incessant talking.

*Sigh
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