These poems are pathetically SILLY. They come with a very strong warning...read at your own risk. Btw, if you don't have a bawdy and puerile sense of humour, then you should not be reading what's on this page (duh!).
P.S. Please do not drive after reading these poems. Thank You.

Innomable

French Sucks

My New Man

SLATFATS (So Long and Thanks for All the Shags)

Green-Eyed Monster

Numb ERs

Argentina

Insufferable

A poem not named desire where no top girl is waiting for things to fall apart

Guess Who

Irritating Pimple

My Boobs

Fake Parallel

TGIE - Thank God It's Everyday/DTGIE- Don't Thank God It's Everyday 2001

~ The Blonde Trilogy:
Blonde Without a Brain - Blonde.
Blonde With a Brain - A brunette who dyed her hair blonde.
A Cunning Blonde.

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