Why do I wank?
I wank cos that's the next best thing
If not the best -
There are no men in Mauritius

Why should I work?
I should cos it's a good thing
If not the best -
It brings money

I wank because I'm bored
It gives me something to do
It adds spice to my life
And from it I can derive satisfaction

I should work because it gives me something to do
Work can kill boredom
And co workers can spice up my life
Of course, work can derive satisfaction

Why do I wank everyday?
Because it brings me to another dimension
One where everything is starry and heavenly
If I work everyday
I get into another world
One which is competitive and cruel
Wow, for a second I would have thought
Wanking and working were the same

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