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| �SLAFATS (So Long And Thanks For All The Shags)" Wanna get me a fag? And I�ll give you a shag Wanna get a new designer cunt? I swear it will not hurt Do you know Liza and Louise? They are such a tease They could turn you on in a second And it isn�t because they are blonde Now, did you know that Perfect Government is an oxymoron? And that at least one of the moron brothers is a moron? Oooh, Punk covers are so good The punk version of Hotel California gets you in a mood Champs Elysees is even better With Fat Mike�s mutter What would you give to see me pee? Will you throw away all your cds? Throw away your tv? Stop paying your fees? (cos you will have to pay me) This poem is getting out of hand Forget it, just listen to NOFX: They ain�t shit. Note: SLATFATS is a NOFX album [same as my title but remove the shags and put shoes.] This poem is about them and their songs. And now for something different... |