| �Sunshine Parody� When I look at her face I see dirt All the nonsense she blows up my ass starts to hurt And I really don�t care if I�m nothing in her eyes I don�t give a shit about her There�s a thing that I built It�s under my kilt It�s coming to blow her away She is a jerk She is the worst I want her to go away She took a chance She lost her hand To some pimple-faced pimp tonight! Now she�s coming to school to get paid If she doesn�t get paid then she�ll never get laid But she doesn�t have any money She�s so boring And she�ll have to depend on her pimp Now I think that I�m falling asleep As she starts talking crap and I feel like puking Cos she will still be there tomorrow She�s a bitch And she has to depend on her pimp. Note: some people know who I am talking about here. Named withdrawn for my own protection. Back to poem index |