Since the Quotebook is filled with alot of inside jokes, I'll explain the ones I think need explaining... Or just some fun things to add...
December 3rd, 2002 12:37 AM
"Once it passes the ass theres no stoping it" - Nathan
- This was about his pants falling down
October 31st, 2002 7:40 AM
"I'm gonna be Halloween for Chirstmas" - Nathan
- This was just a simple mistake that made it way in to most of our jokes for like 3 weeks...
September 26th, 2002 8:32 AM
"jesus, if its not my penis its you" - Moi
- I was in science and Nathan looks at me and says "What does your book say Layton? Bubba likes Anal Sex?" and the teacher yells at me instead of him -_- And that was my comment to him while I went to the office...
September 24th, 2002 8:50 AM
"You're getting wise in your fat age" - Moi
- Said to Tim whos a little over weight
September 8th, 2002 5:11 PM
"Did I just say dumb mattresses?" - Nathan
- Me and Nathan were putting together a bed frame...
September 8th, 2002 2:07 PM
"You're only using me for my ass" - Moi
- Nathan told me to sit on a suitcase so he could close it
September 7th, 2002 9:04 PM
"oh, Mister Spider, please don't touch me there" - Moi
- There was a spider on my crotch >_>
September 3rd, 2002 7:25 AM
"He had sex the save way, over the phone" - Nathan
- I was talking about John Calling Mr. Grant and joking about phone sex (Grant is a prevert) and Nathan said that in Johns "defense"
August 27th, 2002 6:11 PM
"I was trying to be nice, but you all suck" - Pierre
- Pierre (Nathan's Dad) was trying to take the dogs for a walk but they wouldn't listen to him
July 27th, 2002 9:10 PM
"Hey, lets rack our balls" - Nathan
- Me and Nathan were standing by a pool table and he says this
July 11th, 2002 12:31 AM
"Whats mine is mine and whats yours i'm stealing" - Moi
- Nathan was singing the song (Not sure of the name of it but its by Our Lady Peace) to Tyreen and I mocked it by saying that and stealing his Coke
July 10th, 2002 4:51 PM
"I'm going where the rocks are small and the bitches are fine" - Nathan
- We were at 3 Mile (Swimming hole by my old house), and I pointed to some girls and he said that
June 21st, 2002 2:58 PM
"You're gay in a Matt West sort of way" - Moi
- Matt is my best friend... We make alot of jokes about him being gay (hes not)
June 21st, 2002 7:22 AM
"Life is like Matt, sooner or later you're gonna get it up the ass" - Moi
- See above
June 20th, 2002 11:10 AM
"Life is like me, sooner or later, you're gonna get fucked... probably never" - Nathan
- Not sure why this came up
June 17th, 2002 7:33 AM
"Can I see your ball so I can suck it and make it red?" - John
- Nathan brough a ball on the bus and it broke in half so we were sticking in on our hands and when they came off our hands were red... John said this...
June 17th, 2002 7:27 AM
"I can't date Renee, we're like sisters" - John
- Simple Mistake... We (as in me and john) knew Renee most of our lives and she is like a sister...
June 12th, 2002 1:53 PM
"You know whats fasternthan a speeding bullet? Tim falling from the sky" - Me
- Another joke about the fat kid
June 12th, 2002 1:29 PM
"If I was a dog, I'll get all the bitches" - Me
- Its true...
June 10th, 2002 8:39 AM
"Hey! Suck my tea bag pal" - Me
- I was drinking tea on the buss and Nathan was being stupid
June 9th, 2002 5:55 PM
"Personally, I think speedos were made for people with out beards" - Me
- We were watching TV and a guy with a beard comes on and I say this...
June 9th, 2002 2:31 PM
"My penis is cool, it breaks stuff" - Nathan
- On our way to Matts house, we stuck sticks in between our legs and fought with them... He broke my stick and said this...
June 9th, 2002 2:29 PM
"The quotebook's new and improved, now I can pee on it" - Me
- I put the quote book in a binder instead of a spiral... Not funny I know >_>
June 9th 2002 1:33 PM
"I thought I had the plague so I started killing people for their organs, than it turned out to be
poison Ivy... My bad..." - Me
- Me and Nathan were at my old house looking at my dads stuff and I stepped in Posion Ivy and I say this...
June 6th 2002 7:27 AM
"Listen to his fatness" - Me
- John wouldn't shut up... he was like "Listen to me guys" and I said this
June 6th 2002 7:24 AM
"You know you had a bad day, when you wake up with your fingers in a dog's butt" - Me
- I wrote up with my dog sitting on my hand >_>
June 6th 2002 7:23 AM
"Its funny than it hurts" - Nathan
- I hit him in the nuts...
June 6th 2002 7:19 AM
"Last night I was making love to my paper love doll and I got a nasty paper cut" - Me
- Me explaining how I got a cut on my finger
June 5th 2002 11:24 AM
"Hey, how are you?" - Me
"I'm Ovalating" - Nathan
- Mocking his mother Ovalating...
June 5th 2002 7:21AM
"My ass is still a no john zone" - Me
- John's hang got really close to my danger zone
June 5th 2002 7:14 AM
"How fat is Tim? Holy Shit" - Matt
- 'nother fat joke
June 5th 2002 7:10 AM
"Layton's gay, he likes dildos" - Me while pointing at Nathan
"Isn't your name Layton?" - Nathan
"ohh shit" - Me
- I meant to say Nathan.... -_-
June 4th 2002 2:56 PM
"My jaw won't be healed so you'll mosh and I'll take my shirt off" - Me
- I had a broken Jaw and we wanted to go to Rockfest >_>
June 4th 2002 12:04 PM
"I like my fake teeth, I can scare people now and I know its not my face that disguts them" - Me
- I have fake teeth and I scare people by taking them out
June 4th 2002 7:43 AM
"John, If you were the bus driver, the bus would be full of fat people" - Me
- Another fat joke
June 4th 2002 7:29 AM
"John, I can look at you and tell your not Tim" - Me
- john said he wasn't tim... You have to know them...
June 4th 2002 7:28 AM
"All be damned, he can pee while running" - Nathan
- I told Nathan I saw a cow last night that looked like a KKK member and it was walking towards me so I ran away and I almost peed my pants... That was his responce
June 4th 2002 7:23 AM
"My hand got lucky last night" - Me
- Masturbation joke
June 3rd 2002 11:26 AM
"When I was making baby-Laytons in this sheep I.... Ahh..... Yeah....." - Me
- Me talking about having sex with sheep
June 3rd 2002 7:53 AM
"I'm on a pee strike, No more peeing for Layton" - Me
- The Bathroom at school smelled bad and the above quote was my reason not to pee...
June 3rd 2002 7:38 AM
"Opps wrong way" - Nathan
- Inside joke.. Nathan always does something the wrong way...
June 3rd 2002 7:35 AM
"I had this dream that I was a chocolate maker and when I woke up I had poop on my bed" - Nathan
- Just nathan Being Nathan
June 3rd 2002 7:33 AM
"I had this dream where I was eating a big marshmellow and when I woke up my pillow was gone" - Me
- I had a feathered pillow... I woke up with feathers in my mouth and my pillow missing... Turns out my dog got to it....
Heres a peice of chat that I thought was funny. More are in the Chats section.
Dated: July, 1st 2002
mrtmbg6962:The same. The computer's been gay lately so I've been bored, quite bored.
thenakedgrandma:THats to bad. Ifs my computer was gay, we could mate them
mrtmbg6962:Wow, what a good idea.
thenakedgrandma:It is. It would make like a super gay
computer
thenakedgrandma:Like a micheal jackson of the computer
age
thenakedgrandma:with out the molesting part
mrtmbg6962:Hahaha...I wouldn't doubt it.
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