This is the funny chats section. At the moment there is only, one chat up but its funny so, enjoy....
This is a chat I had, with BloodiedTornEros. I believe this was back in Janurary (2002). I got her AIM name from a friend that doesn't like her. ANd I was asked to harass her and so I did. She came back online an hour after she left. And shes not to horrible of a person... It was a funny chat none the less....
TheNakedGrandma (10:13:19 PM): I love you BloodiedTornEros (10:13:26 PM): ....... BloodiedTornEros (10:15:18 PM): are you mentally ill?
TheNakedGrandma (10:15:36 PM): Just deeply in love
BloodiedTornEros (10:15:52 PM): are you looking in the
mirror right now?
TheNakedGrandma (10:16:16 PM): No
BloodiedTornEros (10:16:30 PM): *snaps fingers* well
then you must be on drugs
TheNakedGrandma (10:17:06 PM): Drugs don't make
me feel like you can;-)
BloodiedTornEros (10:17:23 PM): well i ain't making you
feel shit
TheNakedGrandma (10:17:48 PM): But I love you:-(
BloodiedTornEros (10:18:12 PM): justin?
BloodiedTornEros (10:19:58 PM): let me guess
BloodiedTornEros (10:20:00 PM): i'm right
TheNakedGrandma (10:20:10 PM): Nope:-P
BloodiedTornEros (10:20:20 PM): look i'm tired
BloodiedTornEros (10:20:25 PM): and i've had a long
ass day
BloodiedTornEros (10:20:28 PM): who are you
TheNakedGrandma (10:20:37 PM): Just a fan;-)
BloodiedTornEros (10:20:45 PM): look
BloodiedTornEros (10:20:52 PM): i'm trying to be nice
and not vent on you
BloodiedTornEros (10:20:54 PM): who are you
TheNakedGrandma (10:22:03 PM): the person that is in
love with you
BloodiedTornEros (10:22:09 PM): David?
BloodiedTornEros (10:22:19 PM): nope
BloodiedTornEros (10:22:28 PM): he wouldn't use such
a retarded s/n
BloodiedTornEros (10:22:34 PM): he's got more brains
than that
TheNakedGrandma (10:22:35 PM): So what are you
wearing?
BloodiedTornEros (10:22:40 PM): and a better sense of
humor
BloodiedTornEros (10:22:47 PM): none of your buisness
BloodiedTornEros (10:22:51 PM): i'm blocking you
TheNakedGrandma (10:23:05 PM): You can't block me
BloodiedTornEros (10:23:15 PM): i can too
TheNakedGrandma (10:23:15 PM): I'll find you again
BloodiedTornEros (10:23:23 PM): w/f
BloodiedTornEros (10:23:29 PM): you're very sad
BloodiedTornEros (10:23:40 PM): i hope you find a nice
scary ass man to love you
TheNakedGrandma (10:23:45 PM): I'm every horny
BloodiedTornEros (10:24:02 PM): that's nice
BloodiedTornEros (10:24:05 PM): go fuck your hand
TheNakedGrandma (10:24:19 PM): I'll be thinking of
you;-)
BloodiedTornEros (10:24:37 PM): *shudders*
BloodiedTornEros (10:24:39 PM): no
BloodiedTornEros (10:24:40 PM): no
BloodiedTornEros (10:24:41 PM): no
BloodiedTornEros (10:24:42 PM): no
BloodiedTornEros (10:25:28 PM): colt?
TheNakedGrandma (10:25:36 PM): *masturbation to
your beautiful picture*
BloodiedTornEros (10:25:46 PM): *shudders*
BloodiedTornEros (10:25:50 PM): darkwaltz?
BloodiedTornEros (10:25:51 PM): led?
BloodiedTornEros (10:25:54 PM): fanta?
TheNakedGrandma (10:26:00 PM): no
TheNakedGrandma (10:26:01 PM): no
TheNakedGrandma (10:26:02 PM): no
TheNakedGrandma (10:26:07 PM): Like I sad
TheNakedGrandma (10:26:11 PM): Just a fan;-)
BloodiedTornEros (10:26:18 PM): justin
BloodiedTornEros (10:26:22 PM): leave me the hell
alone
TheNakedGrandma (10:26:36 PM): No:-P
TheNakedGrandma (10:26:44 PM): I love you too much
TheNakedGrandma (10:26:47 PM): I want you
BloodiedTornEros (10:26:48 PM): *sighs deeply*
BloodiedTornEros (10:26:52 PM): please leave me alone
BloodiedTornEros (10:27:13 PM): mitko?
BloodiedTornEros (10:27:25 PM): no....he's online
TheNakedGrandma (10:27:25 PM): But I want you:-(
BloodiedTornEros (10:27:30 PM): wtf r you
BloodiedTornEros (10:27:36 PM): i don't want you
TheNakedGrandma (10:27:40 PM): :-(
TheNakedGrandma (10:27:44 PM): You don't:-(
BloodiedTornEros (10:27:47 PM): no
BloodiedTornEros (10:27:48 PM): never
TheNakedGrandma (10:27:55 PM): but but I'm sexy
BloodiedTornEros (10:28:08 PM): i'm engaged to the
man i want and it sure as hell ain't you
TheNakedGrandma (10:29:44 PM): Chicks in
relationships are such a turn on;-)
BloodiedTornEros (10:29:54 PM): *shudders*
BloodiedTornEros (10:29:57 PM): who are you
TheNakedGrandma (10:31:37 PM): I'm in love with you
thats all that matters
BloodiedTornEros (10:31:47 PM): no
BloodiedTornEros (10:31:49 PM): give me a name
TheNakedGrandma (10:32:42 PM): Give me a few
minutes and you'll never forget my name;-)
BloodiedTornEros (10:33:01 PM): lol
BloodiedTornEros (10:33:09 PM): i wouldn't give you a
half a second
TheNakedGrandma (10:33:38 PM): You know you want me as
much as I want you
BloodiedTornEros (10:33:50 PM): the hell i don't
TheNakedGrandma (10:34:48 PM): Just have to gived time
and You'll change your mind;-)
BloodiedTornEros (10:34:59 PM): nope
BloodiedTornEros (10:35:02 PM): but i know who you
are
TheNakedGrandma (10:35:16 PM): And you want me bad;-)
TheNakedGrandma (10:36:12 PM): Come on baby talk to me
BloodiedTornEros (10:36:19 PM): go to hell
TheNakedGrandma (10:36:40 PM): Only if it gets me in your
pants
BloodiedTornEros (10:36:51 PM): go fuck yourself
TheNakedGrandma (10:37:32 PM): I think of you when I do
BloodiedTornEros (10:37:44 PM): die
BloodiedTornEros (10:37:53 PM): you would be from
SU
BloodiedTornEros (10:37:56 PM): Dirk
TheNakedGrandma (10:38:23 PM): You would rather have
Dirk instead of me?
TheNakedGrandma (10:38:26 PM): You bitch
BloodiedTornEros (10:38:37 PM): i'd rather have david
than any man
TheNakedGrandma (10:39:03 PM): Does he please you Like I
would?
BloodiedTornEros (10:39:41 PM): he pleases me more
than you could ever
TheNakedGrandma (10:40:08 PM): Once you take a ride on
this beast you'll never go back;-)
BloodiedTornEros (10:40:15 PM): lol
BloodiedTornEros (10:40:21 PM): you could never
please me as david does
BloodiedTornEros (10:40:23 PM): you ain't man enough
TheNakedGrandma (10:40:46 PM): Give me time love, just
give me time
BloodiedTornEros (10:41:05 PM): not one second ever
TheNakedGrandma (10:41:34 PM): Even the way you type
turns me on
BloodiedTornEros (10:41:48 PM): that's nice
TheNakedGrandma (10:42:03 PM): Believe me, it is
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BloodiedTornEros because of error (10:42:04 PM):
User BloodiedTornEros is not available.
Heres a peice of chat that I thought was funny. More are in the Chats section.
Dated: July, 1st 2002
mrtmbg6962:The same. The computer's been gay lately so I've been bored, quite bored.
thenakedgrandma:THats to bad. Ifs my computer was gay, we could mate them
mrtmbg6962:Wow, what a good idea.
thenakedgrandma:It is. It would make like a super gay
computer
thenakedgrandma:Like a micheal jackson of the computer
age
thenakedgrandma:with out the molesting part
mrtmbg6962:Hahaha...I wouldn't doubt it.