Q: How do you stop a baby from falling down a manhole?
A: Stick a javelin through it's head.
Q: what happens when a small child falls in to a bakeing project and suffocates in the batter?
A: Bluebaby Cheesecake.
Q: What happen when you shift a baby's skeleton backwards and then barbecue it?
A: Babyback Ribs.
Q: How do you make a dead baby float?
A: Take your foot off of it's head.
Q: What is more disturbing then a pile of dead babies?
A: The one in the center, trying to eat it's way out of the pile!
Q: How can you make a dead baby drive?
A: Cram it into the floppy drive.
Q: What do you call a grinded up baby in a bucket?
A: Bean dip
Q: What's the difference between a baby fried in a microwave and a baby fried over an oven?
A: One's dinner, one's breakfast.
Q: What's blue and knocks on glass?
A: A baby in a fishtank
Q: What is charred black and smells really bad?
A: A baby chewing on an extension cord.
Q: Why did the baby cross the road?
A: It was stapled to the chicken.
Q: How do you get a baby out of a tree?
A: You give a Mexican a stick and tell him it's a penata!
Q: What has 4 legs and one arm?
A: A Doberman on a children's playground!
Q: What is more fun than stapling dead babies to the wall?
A: Pulling them off.
Q: What's more fun than nailing a baby to a fence?
A: Ripping it back off.
Q: What do you do with 4 dead babies and a sheet of glass?
A: Make a coffee table.
Q: What is easier to unload, a truck full of Dead Babies or a truck full of bowling balls?
A: Dead Babies, you can use a pitchfork
Q: Why do you unload a truck full of babies with a pitchfork?
A: So you can tell which ones are still alive.
Q: How do you fit a hundred babies in a swimming pool?
A: Through a blender.
Q: How do you get 'em out?
A: Use a straw.
Heres a peice of chat that I thought was funny. More are in the Chats section.
Dated: July, 1st 2002
mrtmbg6962:The same. The computer's been gay lately so I've been bored, quite bored.
thenakedgrandma:THats to bad. Ifs my computer was gay, we could mate them
mrtmbg6962:Wow, what a good idea.
thenakedgrandma:It is. It would make like a super gay
computer
thenakedgrandma:Like a micheal jackson of the computer
age
thenakedgrandma:with out the molesting part
mrtmbg6962:Hahaha...I wouldn't doubt it.
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