I haven't updated the Quotebook since December 12th, and honestly, I don't think I will again... I might when I get another group but until than its dead...
The Quote book is filled with a lot of inside jokes... Some don't really make sense unless you read the explanation first....
October 25th, 2003 7:16 PM
"I dunno about you but half an gallon of pig semen is enough to drive me over the edge" - Moi
October 25th 2003 7:14 PM
"What year is this?" - Moi
"Uh... 2003" - A lex of Gonads
"Jesus, its 2003, and you're worried about witches stealing your dick" - Moi
December 12th, 2002 9:06 PM
"I should work on my website but that would take effort and effort is gay... One he tried to hit on me and I was like 'bad effort'... and than I smacked him..." - Me
December 3rd, 2002 12:43 AM
"To some people gods a man, to others gods a woman, to me gods a goat" - Moi
December 3rd, 2002 12:37 AM
"Once it passes the ass theres no stoping it" - Nathan
November 24th, 2002 4:11 PM
"Never french kiss a cat, its painful let me tell you" - Moi
November 13th, 2002 2:43 PM
"After sexual passion my dung fell off" - John
October 31st, 2002 7:40 AM
"I'm gonna be Halloween for Chirstmas" - Nathan
September 26th, 2002 8:32 AM
"jesus, if its not my penis its you" - Moi
September 24th, 2002 8:50 AM
"You're getting wise in your fat age" - Moi
September 21st, 2002 1:49 AM
"Banannas are evil, they have potassium, thats like pot and ass put together" - Moi
September 18th, 2002 8:47 Am
"Wheres my thingy" - Nathan
"Hopefully in your pants" - Moi
September 8th, 2002 5:11 PM
"Did I just say dumb mattresses?" - Nathan
September 8th, 2002 2:07 PM
"You're only using me for my ass" - Moi
September 7th, 2002 9:04 PM
"oh, Mister Spider, please don't touch me there" - Moi
September 3rd, 2002 7:25 AM
"He had sex the save way, over the phone" - Nathan
August 27th, 2002 6:11 PM
"I was trying to be nice, but you all suck" - Pierre
July 11th, 2002 12:31 AM
"Whats mine is mine and whats yours i'm stealing" - Moi
July 10th, 2002 4:51 PM
"I'm going where the rocks are small and the bitches are fine" - Nathan
June 21st, 2002 2:58 PM
"You're gay in a Matt West sort of way" - Moi
June 21st, 2002 7:22 AM
"Life is like Matt, sooner or later you're gonna get it up the ass" - Moi
June 20th, 2002 11:10 AM
"Life is like me, sooner or later, you're gonna get fucked... probably never" - Nathan
June 17th, 2002 7:33 AM
"Can I see your ball so I can suck it and make it red?" - John
June 17th, 2002 7:27 AM
"I can't date Renee, we're like sisters" - John
June 12th, 2002 1:53 PM
"You know whats fasternthan a speeding bullet? Tim falling from the sky" - Me
June 12th, 2002 1:29 PM
"If I was a dog, I'll get all the bitches" - Me
June 10th, 2002 8:39 AM
"Hey! Suck my tea bag pal" - Me
June 9th, 2002 5:55 PM
"Personally, I think speedos were made for people with out beards" - Me
June 9th, 2002 2:31 PM
"My penis is cool, it breaks stuff" - Nathan
June 9th, 2002 2:29 PM
"The quotebook's new and improved, now I can pee on it" - Me
June 9th 2002 1:33 PM
"I thought I had the plague so I started killing people for their organs, than it turned out to be
poison Ivy... My bad..." - Me
June 6th 2002 7:27 AM
"Listen to his fatness" - Me
June 6th 2002 7:24 AM
"You know you had a bad day, when you wake up with your fingers in a dog's butt" - Me
June 6th 2002 7:23 AM
"Its funny than it hurts" - Nathan
June 6th 2002 7:19 AM
"Last night I was making love to my paper love doll and I got a nasty paper cut" - Me
June 5th 2002 11:24 AM
"Hey, how are you?" - Me
"I'm Ovalating" - Nathan
June 5th 2002 7:25 AM
"Wheres my Pen" - Nathan
"I Duno" - Me
"Is it in your pocket?" - Nathan
"No, I'm just happy to see you" - Me
June 5th 2002 7:21AM
"My ass is still a no john zone" - Me
June 5th 2002 7:14 AM
"How fat is Tim? Holy Shit" - Matt
June 5th 2002 7:10 AM
"Layton's gay, he likes dildos" - Me while pointing at Nathan
"Isn't your name Layton?" - Nathan
"ohh shit" - Me
June 4th 2002 2:56 PM
"My jaw won't be healed so you'll mosh and I'll take my shirt off" - Me
June 4th 2002 12:04 PM
"I like my fake teeth, I can scare people now and I know its not my face that disguts them" - Me
June 4th 2002 7:43 AM
"John, If you were the bus driver, the bus would be full of fat people" - Me
June 4th 2002 7:29 AM
"John, I can look at you and tell your not Tim" - Me
June 4th 2002 7:28 AM
"All be damned, he can pee while running" - Nathan
June 4th 2002 7:23 AM
"My hand got lucky last night" - Me
June 3rd 2002 11:26 AM
"When I was making baby-Laytons in this sheep I.... Ahh..... Yeah....." - Me
June 3rd 2002 7:53 AM
"I'm on a pee strike, No more peeing for Layton" - Me
June 3rd 2002 7:38 AM
"Opps wrong way" - Nathan
June 3rd 2002 7:35 AM
"I had this dream that I was a chocolate maker and when I woke up I had poop on my bed" - Nathan
June 3rd 2002 7:33 AM
"I had this dream where I was eating a big marshmellow and when I woke up my pillow was gone" - Me
Heres a peice of chat that I thought was funny. More are in the Chats section.
Dated: July, 1st 2002
mrtmbg6962:The same. The computer's been gay lately so I've been bored, quite bored.
thenakedgrandma:THats to bad. Ifs my computer was gay, we could mate them
mrtmbg6962:Wow, what a good idea.
thenakedgrandma:It is. It would make like a super gay
computer
thenakedgrandma:Like a micheal jackson of the computer
age
thenakedgrandma:with out the molesting part
mrtmbg6962:Hahaha...I wouldn't doubt it.
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