| Dan-Antics! |
| Here's the short list of things your child may do when he sees Mr. Abrams on t.v.: (At least, this is what I have personally witnessed.) |
| Scream his name over and over even after the report is over. |
| Blow kisses to the t.v. |
| Kiss the t.v. |
| Clap his hands |
| Stomp his feet |
| Hold his belly and laugh |
| Push you out of way to get to the t.v. |
| Step on the cat to get to the t.v. |
| Trip and almost go through the glass curio cabinet to get to the t.v. |
| Scream at you and wave his arm if you are blocking the t.v. It does not matter if you are making his lunch at the time or not |
| Scream Dan's name when you are in the middle of an important phone call |
| Insist that his toy, in this case a Fisher Price people, "Dan", eat, play, read, sleep, bathe, and travel with him |
| Eating consists of placing "FP Dan" in the middle of whatever is on his plate |
| Show visitors "FP Dan" so that they ask you what is going on |
| Employ the use of different "Dan" chants at the store so that the effective use of coupons is impossible. You know, you can significantly cut down your shopping time if you pace yourself at a fast trot and lob things into the cart as you go. Do not stop to contemplate sale items. The savings are not worth your sanity |
| Wake you up at half past the rooster so that he can torture you into turning on the t.v. to see if Dan is on |
| Make certain everyone you know is aware of his penchant for Dan |
| The list is quite exhaustive so I've included only some of the highlights. I would guess your child might exhibit his enthusiasm in different ways. Go with it and do try to remember it so you have something to laugh about in your old age. |
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