Is your tissue bill sky-rocketing? Do you find a collection under your bed that can only be described a paper-mache hippo? Holding a jazz mag and a tissue just isn't feasable is it?
Spunkachief isn't just a pretty face, it's absorbant, machine washable and discreet.
Styles available - Suzy, Lucy, Fat Tracy and Flossy the sheep

Tired of old Widow Thimb and her four daughters? Lying on your hand has just lost it's magic? Yes even bathroom guitar solos can get monotonous after a while. Let the lady glove breathe new life into your bishop bashing. Simply pop te glove on and if you squint you can almost believe it's somebody else. It's unique circulation stopping device means you won't even feel your own hand for that not quite as good as you'd hoped feeling you only got with a woman up until now.
Available in three sizes with a range of rings and other jewellery.

Why not take advantage of your time out of the Love Lane to brush up on your lady skills? Knowing about a women's body isn't just for new-age men any more. Now they're spoilt even the laziest of men needs to know what buttons to press.
This popup book makes finding the love prawn a doddle. It's life sized so you can have a good practice and even contains a pull out map should you panic on the night itself.