Meeting up with mates can be frought with danger. You arranged everything when you were sober, where did you say you'd meet? Pub GPS can solve all your pub - mate co-ordination problems at a stroke.
Your location is beamed via our hitech satelite along with details of all the pubs in the area. Our handy map will show you where the pubs are and which mates are in them.
Why not subscribe to our delux package that also shows any late night lock-ins and also warns you of any ropey old slappers you may have got off with last night.

Imagine the scene, you've just bought a pint of your favourite lubricant when a stunner^* asks you to dance. You don't trust the local gannets to leave your pint alone if you put it down but this is the first whiff of action you've had in months. We all know beer and dancing don't mix. Best case, you spill your hard-earned pint, worst case you throw it all down your prey and down your trousers so it looks like you've flooded your pants. Not a result!
Thanks to it's gyroscopic action "The Dance Gyro" will help you maintain your balance whilst you strut your funky stuff. Concealed within a stylist sovereign ring, this tiny gyro moves like Tom Jones on speed to keep your hand steady at all times.