Why waste all that loafing energy walking to the chip shop. Let us bring the kebab to you.
Simply pop the can in the oven for 10 minutes and hey presto your kebab awaits you.. Abrakebabra!
The delux tin also contains chips, extra chilli sauce and at least 30 types of bacteria for that full experience.

Night out on the razz, can barely stand let alone speak but still peckish. The local take-away refuses to deliver to you anymore as they can never make out your mumbled address and frankly they are sick of your abusive behaviour.
We've all been there! That's why The Dribbler^tm was made just for you.
Simply record your orders before you go out drinking. When you get back simply hold the device to your telephone and press one of the banana-finger sized buttons. It'll even dial the correct take-away for you!
All you have to do is keep your comatose body awake long enough to answer the door.