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Springfield Artifacts

11. The Final Panel of Radioactive Man #1

What Happened to the Rest of the Comic Book:

Shortly after three young men from Springfield chipped in to purchase the comic book, they began squabbling over it. The squabbling continued well into the night, as the three held a sleepover in a treehouse. During a struggle, the comic was blown out of the treehouse into a mud puddle. A dog then pounced on the mud-soaked comic, tearing it apart. Finally, the remains of the book were struck by lightning. 

Former Value

(As part of a mint copy of Radioactive Man) $100.00.

Current Value:

Not worth the low-grade, sun yellowed, industrial pulp it's printed on.

Current Use:

Part of a Springfield bird nest.


12. The Springfield Angel 

What it is:

The bogus, fossilized skeleton of an angel, put together as a successful publicity stunt for the heavenly hills mall.

Its Composition:

Plaster of Paris, cemented pterodactyl wings, the bones of a former mall employee.

Its Former Home:

Next to to the rakes in Homer Simpson's garage.

Its Current Home:

Above the doors to the mall entrance C. (It's the one closest to the Pottery Barn)

 

 

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