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Springfield Artifacts
7. Buttzilla
What it is:
The aforementioned vandalized (and thus obscene) weather balloon. Originally launched as part of a Springfield elementary Science Week, the balloon was altered to resemble the school's own Principal Skinner, bending over and exposing his butt. The vandal, a little boy named Bart Simpson, also included a caption, "Hi! I'm Big Butt Skinner." As a punishment, Simpson was sentenced to helping Skinner with an astronomy project. That in turn lead to the discovery of the Springfield Comet.
About six bucks. (If you can find someone in need of a bunch of industrial strength Mylar plastic sheeting.)
Where to See it:
Hanging in the vandalized weather balloon wing of the Springfield Natural History Museum.
8. The Springfield Municipal Catapult
Its Origin:
The catapult was used over two centuries ago as a form of legal penalty by Springfield's founders for various vices, including the consumption of alcohol. After the town's 200-tear-old prohibition law was briefly revived, the catapult was brought back as well.
Recent Victims:
None, save for an unlucky testing cat and an annoying Federal official.
Why It's Worth Seeing:
It's a well made piece of catapultery. plus you never know, maybe some soused-up frat boy who's showing off for his friends will catapult himself all the way to Shelbyville. Wouldn't that be a sight!?
Where to See it:
In the backyard of the Springfield Historical Society, under the blue tarp.