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26 March 2003

AWESOME THINGS TO KNOW ABOUT HOW GIRLS FLIRT
 

What girls really mean if they type or write in...

 Blue -- I'm feeling' HORNY

 Pink -- SEXY!

 Red -- I LOVE YOU!

 Green -- Feelin' a little CRAZY!

 Orange -- I'm HAPPY

 Yellow -- SAD!

 Purple -- Feelin' Girly

 Aqua -- Moody

What she really means when she says...

- I don't like you. (But she still flirts with you) -- I LOVE YOU!

- Call ya tomorrow. -- I AM NEVER CALLING YOU AGAIN!

- Like the shirt. -- It would look better on my boyfriend.

- Don't leave me. -- I WANT YOU!

- I like your new hair-cut. -- YOU ARE TOTALLY HOTT!

- I like you pants. -- I'd rather be in them with you.

What she means when she touches you ...

- On the Leg -- I want you bad!

- On the face -- I want to make-out!

- The Arm -- Hold My Hand!

- The Neck -- I want a kiss!

A little hint *wink, wink* What do you think? Do you get this all the time? So now you know...
 
11 March 2003
If Men Ruled The World


Breaking up would be a lot easier.
A smack to the ass and a
"Nice hustle, you'll get'em next time"
would pretty much do it.

Birth control would come in ale or lager.

Valentine's Day would be moved to February
29th so it would only occur in leap years.

The only show opposite "Monday Night Football"
would be
"Monday Night Football from a Different Camera Angle".

Instead of "beer-belly", you'd get "beer-biceps".

People would never talk about how fresh they felt.

Telephones would cut off after 30 seconds of conversation.

It would be perfectly legal to steal a sports car,
as long as you returned it the following day with
a full tank of gas.

When your girlfriend really needed to talk to you
during the game, she'd appear in a little box in the
corner of the screen during a time-out.

Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed
as an acceptable response to "I love you".

The funniest guy in the office would get to be CEO.

"Sorry I'm late, but I got wasted last night", 
would be an acceptable excuse for tardiness.

Lifeguards could remove citizens from beaches
for violating the "public ugliness" ordinance.

Hallmark would make "Sorry, what was your name again?" cards.
 
9 MARCH 2003
Reasons Why It's
GREAT to be a GUY!

1. You can open all your own jars.
2. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
3. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
4. You can whip your shirt off on a hot day.
5. Phone conversations are over in thirty seconds flat.
6. You can sit with your knees apart no matter what you are wearing.
7. You can be showered and ready in ten minutes.
8. You know eighteen ways to open a beer bottle.
9. Your underwear is $5.99 for a three pack.
10. New shoes don't cut and blister your feet.
11. You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
12. Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter.
13. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
14. You don't have to clean your apartment if the plumber is coming by.
15. You don't have to lug a bag of useful stuff around everywhere you go.
16. The world is your urinal.
17. Old friends don't give a damn if you've lost or gained weight.
18. You don't give a damn if someone notices your new haircut.
19. You can kill your own food.
20. You don't need to pretend you're "freshening up" to go to the bathroom.
21. Gray hair and wrinkles add character.
22. Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when you walk into the room.
23. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
24. You can admire Clint Eastwood without starving yourself to look like him.
25. You can write your name in the snow.
26. You know stuff about cars.
27. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
28. Movie nudity is almost always female.
29. Your butt is never a factor in a job interview.
30. You think the idea of punting a small dog is funny.
31. None of your co-workers have the power to make you cry.
32. The garage is all yours.
33. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
34. You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
35. Your last name stays put.
36. You can drop by to see a friend without bringing a little gift.
37. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you might become lifelong buddies.
38. There's always a game on somewhere!
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