Men Are Hard To Please

The problem with GUYS:

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;
If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT.
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!

Girls, if you show this to guys they will say it's not true.
But if you don't show them this, guys will thinks you're selfish.
The moral of the story is... Let the guys read it anyway and make every girl see this, just for laughs.

Reasons to Love Men
Okay ladies... the girls decided that we should put something on this website that actually appreciate what the male has done for us females... so this is a little tribute from us to guys out there!

They've got that comfortable place on their shoulder that's
perfect for snuggling into while we fall asleep.

They're at peace with their bodies, except for
maybe some minor anxiety over height, weight, and baldness.

They're enthusiastic about our bodies, even when we're not.

They fall in love so hard, once they finally fall.

Chest hair, forearm hair and the feel of a newly shaved cheek.

Bravery around snakes, water bugs, bats and flat tires.

Their unapologetic lust for a nice hunk of beef or chocolate cake.

Their ability to solve problems simply by throwing a ball around.

The glimpse you get, when they wear their baseball cap backward.

How tender they get when they cry, and how seldom they do it.

What they lack in talk, they tend to make up for in action.

They make excellent companions when driving through
rough neighborhoods or walking past dark alleys.

They really love their moms. They remind us of our dads.

They don't mind accompanying a woman to a party
even though she looks like a movie star and they look like the chauffeur.

Their near-endless appetite for discussing the ins
and outs of work and money - ours as well as theirs.

Their genuine ardor for tinkering with toilets,
changing oil and assembling gas grills - jobs any
intelligent woman can do but would be nuts to volunteer for.

They never care what their horoscope,
their mother-in-law, nor the neighbors say.

They rarely lie about their age, their weight, or their clothing size.

How awestruck they are in the face of a Wonderbra or a homemade cookie.

How nice their butts look in jeans.

How nice their hands look holding ours.

Their face is a treasure to behold when they give us a present they picked out

Their ignorance is usually amusing

They have a great sense of competition

They give great hugs, ( and always melt our hearts when a sweet "I love you" is added)

Though they often try to hide it, they're very tenderhearted and caring.

They have an uncanny ability to look deeply into our eyes and connect with our heart, even when we don't want them to.

They don't care whether colors match, but are willing to be concerned if we want them to be

They give us a peek at the little boy inside when they get sick or happy or hurt.

1. The nice men are ugly.

2. The handsome men are not nice.

3. The handsome and nice men are gay.

4. The handsome, nice, heterosexual men are married.

5. The men who are not so handsome, but nice, have no money.

6. The men who are not so handsome, but nice, with money,
think we are only after their money. :)

7. The handsome men without money are after our money.

8. The handsome men, who are not so nice, and heterosexual,
don't think we are beautiful enough.

9. The men who think we are beautiful
(who are heterosexual, somewhat nice, and have money), are cowards.

10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice,
have some money, and are heterosexual,
are shy & NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!

11. The men who never make the first move,
automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.

NOW...WHO IN THE HECK UNDERSTANDS MEN?