Have you ever just walked into a room and just shouted "MAN DOES THIS ROOM SMELL LIKE MY AUNT HELGA'S STOCKINGS!"? No? Rats. Well, I'd have to say that I have. Numerous times. It's not a matter of
stopping yourself from shouting odd phrases about what a room/car/cat/fishbowl smells like, it's more
instinct. Yeah that's right, instinct. One cannot help but shout in a most unruley matter of what one smells at the present time. Thus, the creation of this page.
Warning: Going around and sniffing random objects could be offencive and can be considered weird. Adult Supervision Required.
- Have you ever noticed that the one person in front of you in a 3hour wait line always has on the funkiest smelling perfume/cologne? I mean really, it's never as if when you're in a short little line the person in front of you has on nice smelling perfume/cologne on, it's always with a 3hour wait line...
- The smell of "brand new books". How can people tell the "smell" of brand new books? Is it like a perfume called "brand new book" and the manufacters always sprit some on before shipping them? I DON'T GET IT!!
- Little siblings. I don't have one myself, but whenever I go over to a friends house its just there. That...that sibling smell. My theory is that little siblings have a "territorial boundry" type thing and they always "mark" where their territory is. Well, whatever the reason is, it's just there.
- The 3 year old socks laying on the floor of my room. WHY?!
- The computer keyboard. Just think of all the hands that have touched it and the strange smells...*shivers*
- Chicken. Sure, everything tastes like chicken, but there's no actual smell to it. Sure, if you add spices and whatnot, but thats if you add them. Other than that, it's just...Chicken.
- Worms. Everytime it rains, theres that wormie smell. You can't avoid it either, unless you have 5 tons of air freshener.
Do you have somethings that smell odd? Do you want them posted here so other People can read them? Do you want me to stop italicize words? Then click here to tell me!
