There comes a time in everyones life...Where they notice things...aren't as they seem. They're more...nerfty then anything else. Yes, nerfty. I know that sometime in your lifetime you have noticed that somethings were more special and unique, or just plain odd that you don't have a word for them. That's when "nerfty" comes in. So I have taken the liberty to put all of the "nerfty" things that I know of onto this page. *stares at the computer lovingly*
True Words | The Bobbing Bird | Slinky | Weird Hand Noises | .__. | Tape Ball
True Words
Some words just aren't good words. Like "flabbergas". That's just one oooooddddd word... So below I will place the real words instead of those funky sounding ones...
School should really be Tree. - This is the result of me being on the school bus and started thinking about how "school" was such a funny name and that "tree" would be better...Don't ask...
Very should really be Verily. - Why does the English language always spell words odd? It's pronounced "vary" and yet spelled "very". So that's why I think we should all just call "very" "verily" because it sounds better and beacause, I, um, say so. *blinks*
Colonel should really be Kernal. - What the HECK is up with "colonel" anyway? There isn't even an R in the fricken word! WHY?!
Flabbergas doesn't really have another word that it would be, but "flabbergas" is just a funny word! It always reminds me of the green blob in "Flubber" just sitting there and making farting noises. And no, I have NO idea why.
You have an odd word that you would like to have up hear, but you don't know how to get it to me? Well then just click here and I'll do my best to get it up as soon as I can!
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The Bobbing Bird
Up...and down...Up...and down...Yes, the endless cycle. But what object could do that better than that of the Bobbing Bird? You know, the bird that bobs into and out of the little cup of water? Yes, that one. It's just so nerfty, continually bobbing...I LIKE THE WORD "BOBBING"!!! *mumbling under breath* It's just so...nerfty...
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Slinky
Ah! Slinky's are just SOOOO nerfty!! You just put one on the stairs and let 'em rip! THEY'RE SO COOL!! *comically smiles at computer screen while breathing really fast* *starts to sing* Slinky, slinky, everybody slinky!! But seriously folks, you can have hours of fun just shifting the slinky back and forth in your hands, and yes, it is extremely nerfty. LA!!
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Strange Hand Noises
The not-so-tallented-tallent of making "strange hand noises". Not many people can do it, I know for sure that I can't do it, but it is a very odd tallent indeed. And nerfty! Just sitting all alone...squishing your hands together making not-so-pleasant sounds...Such fun! And joy! Nerfty!
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Speaks for itself man...(it's just so cute!!)...(NOT "cyoot"..."CUTE"!!)
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Tape Ball
Tape Balls!!!! The perfect present for any occasion. Well, preferablly someone named *cough cough*anna*cough cough* ...Well anywho, just add some face features (like eyes and a dot for a mouth) and voila! Perfection!
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More to come soon!
