Yes, I'm sure that everyone has a walrus deep down inside... *sniff sniff* But for me, well, I AM the Walrus! And so, this page is dedicated to that fact, er, statement.
Name: Shmerp
Favorite Breath Mint: The Original Celebrated Curiously Strong CinnamonTM Altoids® Artificially Flavored Mints
Why did Shmerp decide to create the Shmerp website?: Well Regis, I think that this website is a creation from the heart. It's full of love, friendship, and can easily fit into your purse/backpack with a full money back gurentee.
When does Shmerp usually update?: Well, I'd have to say that when that little spark ignits in my brai-er, head, is when I update. That's because I would rather not have to update when there's nothing to update or make time out of my "busy" schedule to update nothing to update...if that makes sense...which it probably doesn't but that ALRIGHTY DIGHTY!! *starts breathing in and out very hard*
I need that special something to make for dinner tonight. Have any suggestions?: Um, I don't think that really goes with the whole "I AM the Walrus!" type thing, but alighty... For that "special something" I would have to go with some type of food containing the cheese gouda. Not only is gouda cheese a delicious cheese in itself, but it also goes well with wine and can also be used as a dessert cheese. *blinks a couple times*
Why aren't you my science teacher?: ... no comment ...
What don't you like?: Well, I'd have to say I'm not a fan of the @ key. No, that key really bugs me to the fullest. And the 1 key. That key bugs me too. And what REALLY bugs me is Compuserve. Or shall I say Compucrash, for it ALWAYS kicks me off...Dern Compuserve... But we can't forget flowers! Sometimes I just get these urges to bite flowers...*looks around* Er, um, nooo I've NEVER wanted to bite flowers before...*ehem*...
What in the world possessed you to name this random site "Shmerp"?: Ah yes, what a very intriguing question. You see my fine furry friend, it all started with my friend Georgie Porgie (her name has been changed for the sake of her). You see, some time ago I got those little magnetic letters for the refrigerator, and Georgie Porgie has this little...infatuation with them. And so, when we were having our fun with the little alphabetical wonders, we randomly made up the word "smep" which I then added the "h" and the "r", forming the child-friendly word "Shmerp"! YAY!
Are you obsessed with the Beatles er somethin?: Hey man, I can't help it if I like the Beatles...so...so...so there! (But no, I'm not thank you very much)
^Shmerp^
