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"School of Rock" Movie Quotes.*
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Okay, quotes... Quotes... Quotes... Alright, look, here's the deal, I have a bunch of quotes that I love. Most of them come off the top of my head, but I'll run them by the movie to make sure I don't look like a fake fan. These are all MOVIE quotes, not quotes from actors/actresses/director/writer/etc... Hopefully y'all like them all, but if you don't... Well... tear.
They're all in chronological order, to make it easier for everyone to follow along. |
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"Woah, check out these little kids, man."
"Hey, shut up!"
"Oh, sorry, I thought this was 'Battle of the Bands,' not the, uh, 'Mickey Mouse Club.'"
"Hey, you wanna piece of me?"
- rocker / Freddy Jones |
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"Why don't you go on a diet?"
"Because, I like to eat, is that such a crime?"
- Tomika / Dewey Finn |
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"You listen to me: those aren't real rockers, they're poseurs. Rock ain't about getting loaded and acting like a jerk. Now this is serious business here, man. We've got a mission: puttin' on a great show is the most important thing you can do - one great rock show can change the world."
- Dewey Finn |
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"You listen to me: these kids have worked their little fingers to the bone, just to play one song for you, so you just sit down, shut up and listen!"
- Dewey Finn |
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"Oh, 'don't take no for an answer,' did you see, he was going to call the fuzz."
- Dewey Finn |
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"Cut it out! You're dying, remember?"
- Dewey Finn |
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(This one became one of my favourites after Jack Black sang it at the MTV Movie Awards)
"There's no way you can stop / The School of Rooooock / Yeah!"
- Dewey Finn |
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"...And therefore, E=MC squared. Oh, Ms. Mullins, come in."
-Dewey Finn |
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"Uh oh, you know what, Ms. Lemmons must be on crack, right kids?"
- Dewey Finn |
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"We were learning in sing-song."
- Dewey Finn |
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"Huh. Well, you don't mind if I just sit in on your class this afternoon, do you?"
"No! No, come on back this afternoon!"
"It is the afternoon, I meant now."
- Rosalie Mullins / Dewey Finn |
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"Math is a wonderful thing / Math is a really cool thing / So get off your ath / Let's do some math / Math, math, math, math math... Three minus four is...?"
"Negative one."
"That's riiight... And six times a billion is?"
"...Six billion?"
"Nailed it. And fifty-four is a forty-five more than / What is the answer, Marta?"
"Nine."
"No, it's eight."
"...No, it's nine."
"...Yes, I was testing you / It's nine / And that's a magic numbaaaa."
- Dewey Finn / Summer Hathaway / Dewey Finn / Marco / Dewey Finn / Marta / Dewey Finn / Marta / Dewey Finn |
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"Oh, your school's the best."
"You're just saying that."
"I'm not. D'you know that kids at other schools just have fun, all the time? They're runnin' around... There's no discipline, it's anarchy! This is the best school I have ever teached at, I swear."
- Dewey Finn / Rosalie Mullins |
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"The Philharmonic, they do the classics, they do Mozart, Beethoven... Enya, that kind of stuff."
- Dewey Finn |
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"Can you stop that, please?"
- Rosalie Mullins |
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