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They're all in chronological order, to make it easier for everyone to follow along.
"Bee's knees?"
"Yeah, the bee's knees. You're gonna be the most popular guy in school, trust me."
Dewey Finn / Lawrence / Dewey Finn
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"Okay, well teachers like to play too, and not only am I going to play, I'm 'El Capitano,' and what I say, goes, so put your hands over your hearts.
I pledge allegiance -" "I pledge allegiance -"
"To the band -" "To the band -"
"Of Mr. Schneebly." "Of Mr. Schneebly."
"And will not fight him -" "And will not fight him -"
"For creative control." "For creative control."
"And will defer to him on all issues related to the musical direction of the band."
Dewey Finn / class
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"So, who do you like? ...Blondie."
"Christina Aguilera."
"Who? No! C'mon!, what?! You, Shortstop."
"Puff Daddy."
"Wrong. ...Billy."
"Liza Minelli?"
Dewey Finn / Marta / Dewey Finn / Leonard / Dewey Finn / Billy
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"Summer, if you grade grub one more time, I will send you back to the first grade, got it? Back to your seat, now."
Dewey Finn
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"Tip of the tongue, teeth and the lips... Okay. It starts off, a dark stage, and then a beam of light, and you can see me, and my guitar...
Doo, Noo, Doo, Noo...
In the end of time
There was a man who knew the road
And the writing was a-written on the stone...
And then a thin layer of fog comes in around my ankles: Roadies, that means dry ice, we're gonna talk about this later...
In the ancient time
An artist led the way
But no one seemed to understand...
And then chimes - Freddy...
In his heart he knew
The artist must be true
But the legend of the rent was way past due -
And then Katie, you come in with the bass -
Rembembembembembembem Bedeboo Bedeboo Bedoo Rumbumbumbumbumbumbum Bedeboopa!
Well you think you'll be just fine
Without me but you're mine
You think you can kick me out of the band?
And then Zack, you come in with a face-melter -
Ronow Nenelow Nenelow Nenelow -
okay?
Well there's just one problem there
The band is mine
How can you kick me out of what is mine?
And then sh-- Hawaii 5-0, you ever see that show? Okay, well there's a drum solo in it, it go-
Sheguhjiguh Shiguhjiguh Shiguhjiguh -
Well you're not hardcore
Unless you live hardcore
And then, that's where I want the back-up singers to be like -
'Well you're not hardco--' 'No, you're not hardco--'
'Unless you live hardco--' 'Unless you live hardcore -'
But the legend of the rent was way hardcore -
BOOM! Big ol' explosion, some, like, confetti comes down... Anyway, that's all I got so far, it's a work in progress."
Dewey Finn