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"School of Rock" Movie Quotes.*
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Okay, quotes... Quotes... Quotes... Alright, look, here's the deal, I have a bunch of quotes that I love. Most of them come off the top of my head, but I'll run them by the movie to make sure I don't look like a fake fan. These are all MOVIE quotes, not quotes from actors/actresses/director/writer/etc... Hopefully y'all like them all, but if you don't... Well... tear.
They're all in chronological order, to make it easier for everyone to follow along. |
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"Mr. S., I have a lot of ideas!"
"Hmm?"
"How about, everyone in magenta, with beads, and sequins, and--"
"Billy? Billy, can't you see I'm talking to Principal Mullins?"
"Oh... Hi..."
"William."
"I'll make up some samples..."
- Billy / Dewey Finn / Billy / Dewey Finn / Billy / Rosalie Mullins / Billy |
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"Did I say that correctly? 'Schnee-blee?'"
"Actually, it's 'Schnay-blay.'"
- Jane Lemmons / Dewey Finn |
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"Hmm, I say no testing, and I will tell you why, Joe--"
"Gabe."
"Gabe."
- Dewey Finn / Gabe Green |
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'Loosey-goosey, baby, loosey-goosey."
- Dewey Finn |
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"It will blow the classical music out your butt."
- Dewey Finn |
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"But that's the problem, rock ain't about doing things perfect. Who can tell me what it's really about? Frankie."
"Uh... Scoring chicks."
- Dewey Finn / Frankie |
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"You're a fat loser, and you have body odour."
- Lawrence |
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"Now what makes you mad more than anything in the world? Billy."
"You."
"Billy, we've already told me off, let's move on."
"You're tacky and I hate you."
"Okay, you see me after class."
- Dewey Finn / Billy |
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"If I do what you say / I might turn into a robot / Do my chores day after day / And they don't want any lip / No / So step off"
- Dewey Finn |
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"Oh yeah, I was this close... To getting a chair on the Polish Philharmonic, and I nailed the audish, but I didn't get it, guess who did? Yoyoma's cousin, Little Nepitis. But anyway, I just decided to give up on myself and become a teacher, because those that can't do, teach. And those that can't teach, teach gym."
- Dewey Finn |
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"I'm just saying, name two great chick drummers."
"Sheila E.? Meg White from the White Stipes?"
"She can't drum!"
"She's a better drummer than you: at least she has rhythm."
- Freddy Jones / Katie |
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"Ms. Mullins, you're the man."
"Thank you, Frankie."
- Frankie / Rosalie Mullins |
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"...that had been on the turkey tray, that were touched over onto the peanut butter and jelly tray. Now I know that you know this is a severe problem..."
- Rosalie Mullins |
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(This one's only funny to people who've listened to the JaBl commentary on the DVD... and even still you might not find it funny... Oh well.)
"Les do dis."
- Dewey Finn |
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"Three horns, that's very clever."
- Rosalie Mullins |
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"Listen - pay attention, kids. I am not afraid to flunk every last one of you."
- Dewey Finn |
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