w00t w00t!
Dewey Finn
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"C'mon, I may never have another girlfriend, I mean, just c'mon!"
Ned Schneebly
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"You don't have to worry about me because I'm a hardass, and if a kid gets out of line, I've got no problem smackin' 'em in the head."
Dewey Finn
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"Okay, who's got food in here? ...You're not going to get in trouble, I'm hungry."
Dewey Finn
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"I will see you cats on the flip-flop, later!"
Dewey Finn
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"You're not a teacher, Ned - you're the cross-dressing, blood-sucking incubus from Maggotdeath, that's the real you!"
"Dewey, I'm not a satanic sex-god anymore. I'm a working stiff, and that's cool."
"She's got you brainwashed, man."
Dewey Finn / Ned Schneebly / Dewey Finn
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"That's terrific. But who are you, babe? This is my apartment, babe!"
"Oh, not if you don't pay your rent, it's not! Get a job!"
"I got a job, okay? I'm gonna have your rent by the end of the week, go tell the mayor."
Dewey Finn / Patty DiMarco / Dewey Finn
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"My parents don't spend fifteen thousand dollars a year for recess!"
Summer Hathaway
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"Oh, you wanna learn something?"
"Yes I do."
"What, you want me to teach you something? You wanna learn something? Alright, here's a useful lesson for ya: give up. Just quit. Because in this life, you can't win. Yeah, you can try, but you're just gonna lose, big time, because the WORLD is run by the Man."
"Who?"
"The Man! Oh, you don't know the Man? Oh, he's everywhere! In the White House, down the hall - Ms. Mullins, she's the man! And the Man ruined the Ozone, and He's burning down the Amazon, and He kidnapped Shamu and put her in a chlorine tank! Okay? And there used to be a way to stick it to the Man, it was called 'Rock 'n' Roll.' But guess what? Oh no, the Man ruined that too, with a little thing called 'MTV!' So don't waste your time trying to make anything cool, or pure, or awesome, 'cause the Man's just gonna call you a 'fat, washed up loser' and crush your soul. So do yourselves a favour and just GIVE UP!"
Dewey Finn / Summer Hathaway / Dewey Finn / Frankie / Dewey Finn
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"Come on come on come on come on now / Touch me babe / Ba da ba da / Can't you see / That I am not afraid / Sha ka ka ka / Lawrence is good at piana / He shall be rocking in my show / Ra ka ka ka - Stop. That's perfect. You're perfect."
Dewey Finn
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"Alright. Okay, Lawrence, give me a G note. With the fifth above it. And the... middle one. No middle one, I changed my mind."
Dewey Finn
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"Okay, people, pay attention because I do not want to have to fail you."
"I thought you didn't believe in grades."
"... Of course I believe in grades. I was testing you, and you passed. Good job, Summer, four and a half gold stars for you."
Dewey Finn / Summer Hathaway / Dewey Finn