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Pics of
me
Pics of my kids
Pics of ex-wife
Pic of my dog
Pics of my 4x4
Pics of my snowmobiles
Pics of my cabin
Pics of other silly stuff
Bio
My Job
Mushrooms
Why Toyotas are good
and Fords are bad
The Bill of Rights
My thoughts on:
Politics
Fags & Lesbians
The war on drugs
Marriage
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Oh my gosh! Someone actually
wants to read my Bio. Either your a dong sucking queer or an agent of some
intelligence gathering government acronym. In either case, I feel
obligated to tell you a little something bout my life and how I've gotten to
this point. I was raised in a
slightly dysfunctional Christian fundamentalist home. My mother was a
strict church going vegetarian. My father was a drinking, smoking,
carnivorous socialite. Dad was a CPA and he made a pretty good living, so
they were able to send us kids to a private Seventh Day Adventist Elementary
School.
While the basic education was top-notch, the school leaders had some
really wacko ideas regarding how kids should learn about sex.
Basically we were prohibited from learning anything regarding human
reproduction. Many of our textbooks were censored. I guess they
thought that sex education would lead us to temptation.
Boys and girls were segregated at every point except the classroom. A rather
liberal dress code was enforced, for which I am thankful. Girls were
required to wear dresses. Some of the post pubescent girls dressed
really slutty. You know, short skirts, silk blouses, nylons and high
heels. I've been a "Hose and Heels" guy ever since the 6th grade.
At the High School level, many of the private school kids begin to rebel.
I was one of those kids. I began partying at age 14. About that
time, I hooked up with a very pretty girl named Katrina. I continued boinking my girlfriend, all through high school and we got married at age 20.
After working a few dead-end jobs, I landed a union job at the local Safeway
store with decent wages and bennies. Then we started our family.
After the boys were born, I purchased a nice 3BR home for only
$43,000. It seemed like a lot of money at the time, and it was in
1991. I was making good money, owned a
home, a nice car, a 4x4 and a really fast motorcycle. Life was good.
After a couple of years in our new home, my old-lady filed for divorce. I was
29 yrs. old
and destroyed. Thanks to my POS attorney, she got the kids,
the house, the car, and a huge child support order. I got all her
credit card bills, her IRS bills, and a bitter case of persecution from the
State of Washington.
It's times like these when a guy has to pull himself up by his own
bootstraps. and/or get a little help from his friends. Both happened.
I lived alone for the next 8 years. I partied a lot. I traveled.
I bought some toys. Once again, life was good.
I am now in a new phase of my life. I bought a couple of snowmobiles and I spend a lot of time at my cabin in the winter. I still like my classic rock, but now I can listen to country music without cringing. I Even started playing the Bass guitar. I don't drink
nearly as much as I used to. I'm now 40 yrs. old
and I recently had surgery on my knee to remove a Giant Cell tumor. I
don't feel as peppy as I should. Maybe it's time for a change in
lifestyle. Perhaps I should start eating better.
Eating better shouldn't be a problem. I am the Bulk foods Manager
for a local health food supermarket.
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Links
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Information
Wallawalla.Com
Local Doppler weather
Mapquest
Snow Pack Levels
Spywareinfo.com
4x4 sites:
Toyota links
Toyotaoffroad.com
4wheeloffroad.com
Off-road.com
Snowmobile sites:
Redline
Snowmobiles
SkiDoo
Polaris Snowmobiles
Arctic Cat
Snowmobiles
Miscellaneous
Libertarian.org
Conspiracies
Joke of the day
Sammy Hagar
Ted Nugent
The Offspring
Audioslave
software -Tucows
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