Planet Scott
A somewhat vain look at the life of an overworked, undersexed, 40 yr. old, Caucasian man.
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Don't do it! That's my advice to anyone thinking of
getting hitched. Oh sure, you may think your different and that your
relationship is so solid that it will never fail. That's what I
thought, and boy, was I wrong! Nobody is immune from the pitfalls of
marriage. Don't get me wrong, I love women. Wait, let me
rephrase that,...I lust for women. They look fabulous, they are
soft to the touch, and they even smell good. I just don't think it's
necessary to wed them. My advice is to find a compatible partner, have
some great sex, maybe even cohabitate. But as soon as the "M" word is
mentioned, run for you life!
About twenty years ago, myself and many of my friends got
married. Today, I cannot think of anyone in my peer group that is
still married. Some of the splits got really ugly. Most argued
over assets, money, and custody. Usually the women ended up with the
sweetest deal, my divorce included. A coworker explained to me,
"Scott,...that's the screwin' you get for the screwin' you got".
Poetic, and oh so true. So you think your special,
and you've decided to ignore my advice and get married anyway. OK, I
can't stop you, but at least consider a few simple precautions. Start
with a Pre-Nup that will protect the assets of both parties involved. It's a
lot cheaper then paying for that messy divorce that you will eventually go
through. Secondly, get some marriage counseling and take a
compatibility test just to make absolutely sure your marrying someone you
can live with. And don't spend a lot of money on the wedding.
Nobody ever remembers what you were wearing that day, and nobody ever
wants to see that awful video. If you must wed, go to Vegas, get
smashed, and enjoy your vacation. It just might be the last enjoyable
vacation of your lame-ass married life. |
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