Get your shamoo fix quick
I dont know, i was pretty damn bored, so i decided to fuck around on this shit website, i think i put on some cool movie reviews
This is the last post ever, I have abondoned all hope in this wasteland so without further adieu, stay in school,
Goodbye cruel world, it's over
-Shamoo Enterprises Inc. is currently devloping a highly sophisticated replacement of this website at another location! The new place will have films and plays and stories and other cool shit!
-We may have found a new webmaster for the old website...
-There will be, unfortunately, no new webmaster. This site is closing up for all you Shamoo enthusiaists, so deal with it. Everyone here at THE FINE, UBIQITOUS, WELL-NATURED...oh whatever...have decided to shut down this site out of respect for the dead....which he is, mind you...anyway, this site will remain up until we decide to put it down...which may be soon...or not...
-The spirtual capacity of this site has over-exceeded it self, we shall now release Shamoo's spirit into the wild (perferably the Sahara Desert) due to this and several animal rights laws....
-Based on frequently asked questions regarding Shamoo's death, we have put up an FAQ
-MAJOR NEWS: WHO WILL BE THE NEXT WEBMASTER !?!
Can you be? You might! E-mail [email protected] for details!
-URGENT NEWS! Shamoo has died! Read THE DEATH OF SHAMOO
-...also my dreambook is down youll all have to use the crappy geocities guestbook
-...also an article that's offensive to anyone whose name is Henry
-If you want some guarenteed laughs go to Barbara's Chritian Webpage...an incredibly indignant and selfish moron of the Christian cult, its in my links section. Read the uninspired crap on Halloween... Talk about immorality they should get thier heads out of their asses and their priests off of their children...god damn!
-If you want to read my play then please e-mail me for it...bastards at geocities don't let you cut-and-paste...
-If you want to see something funny: Got to Veil's website's guestbook and news section and read their struggle of better insults between Jim Kolling and themselves (Oren, Jonah, Patrick, and Ringo)...also Jim, the bastard himself, wrote a few enthusiastic notes in my guestbook as well...CHECK IT OUT
-1 day after initial start of news section...whew!
-Tomarrow I'll have up January Film Reviews, more pictures (including a Jim Kolling montage), hopefully new Branwen's, new songs, an article for here, i'll try to get my play online (you have to re type here at geocities, that's right! no cut and paste!), and a special page and stuff...of course these are only promises...
-News section begins, read Thy Proclaimation of Thar News Section
-E-Mail me for any articles, updates, political strruggles, or what-nots, I'll most likely post it here