Thy pornography and heavy machinery aside
Forget you loves and your sex lives
Come ye faithful and ye pungent
And bask not in your ego but in my domain
In the news section it will come
On a obscenely bright day
Put down your chips and your plastic boxes of celluloid redemption
GET ME A PIE, WOMAN shall you not shout
But count to three and visit this webspace of eternal information
And ruthless facts of truth, justice and the pursuit of amenities
Such like the Fountain of Youth in Eden, and the blow job right above your knees
Does this not hold up tobut much stuff rather like the idiot box of redemption
Programmmes and watchings shall be put forth
And so shall political struggles and articles and stuff like that
Or of some sort
O' Come, ye grateful and fallen and quaint morons
And read THAR NEWS SECTION