(answers based on popular rumor)
1. Who is Shamoo?
Concieved in a plastic test tube (not one of those pretty glass ones mind you) until he grew too big for it, Shamoo was then released in to the Pacific Ocean where he was raised in part by a super breed of Orca whales. Twenty years later Shamoo was found hibernating in a coral reef outside of the Carribean, abandoned by his family. Uptaded with the latest technology, high class government information and millions of stock quotas, he was sent to Wall Street to become the most efficient stockbroker that ever lived and thrive on millions and millions of dollars and painful insecurities the rest of his life. Unfortunately he was sent into hiding with a top-secret government program when he had 8 1/2 assassinations attempted on him (the half being when he got his tie stuck in a car door and was dragged 32 miles before the driver finally realized what was going on, but for this he recieved 2nd Most Incompetent Individual in the State of New York...the driver was the first). Shamoo now dwells in a remote log cabin in the unknown country of Shamooia where he spills all of his life secrets onto a web page which has yet to be found by the many govt. resources trying to find it (due to its unique "Be Ignored" capability). Interesting...
2. What is Shamoo?
1/8 celery stalk, 1/4 superhuman, 1/6 social malfiesence, 1/2 orca whale...all ego...
3. How did Shamoo died?
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4. Why did Shamoo die?
He has moved on to bigger and better things...coming soon...