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| Stupidity Test '3' |
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| A doctor gives you 3 pills and tells you to take 1 each half hour. How long before all 3 pills are taken? How far can a dog run into the woods? How many bricks does it take to complete a 50x50x10 feet brick house? Is there a 4th of July in England? The capital of Turkey is a long word. Can you spell it? An electric train is traveling at 100 kilometers per hour. The wind is blowing in an easterly direction at 25 kilometers per hour. Which way is the smoke from the train blowing?? A man builds a house with all 4 sides facing south. A bear walks past the house. What color is the bear? Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on Earth? Clara Clatter was born on December 27, on a hot summers day, how is that possible? If a rooster laid a brown egg and a white egg, what kind of chicks would hatch? Answers Below! |
| A doctor gives you 3 pills and tells you to take 1 each half hour. How long before all 3 pills are taken? 1 hour. How far can a dog run into the woods? Halfway through the woods. After halfway the dog would be running out of the woods, not "into the woods." How many bricks does it take to complete a 50x50x10 feet brick house? Only the "last one." Is there a 4th of July in England? Yes. They just don't celebrate the American day of Independence on it. The capital of Turkey is a long word. Can you spell it? it An electric train is traveling at 100 kilometers per hour. The wind is blowing in an easterly direction at 25 kilometers per hour. Which way is the smoke from the train blowing? There is no smoke with an electric train. A man builds a house with all 4 sides facing south. A bear walks past the house. What color is the bear? White. If the house has four southern exposures, it must be at the very top of the North Pole. Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on Earth? Mount Everest. Clara Clatter was born on December 27th, yet her birthday is always in the summer. How is this possible? Clara lives in the Southern hemisphere where the seasons are reversed. If a rooster laid a brown egg and a white egg, what kind of chicks would hatch? Roosters don't lay eggs. Score Key # Correct Your Rating 0 Sorry to say, but you're an idiot.. 1-2 Give it another try. You can do better. 3-4 I hope you don't embarrass yourself with that score. 5-6 Congratulations! You're average. 7-8 Way to go. You're smarter than the average Joe! 9 You just need a genius to get the last answer for you 10 You are the genius. |
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