stupiditytest2

Two planes leave Chicago and New York at the same time. Assume a 1000 mile distance. The east bound plane travels 240 miles per hour but due to headwinds the west bound plane can only make 80 miles per hour. When they meet, which is nearest to Chicago?

Take 2 apples from 3 apples and what have you got?

How many of each animal did Moses take on the Ark?

Amoebas reproduce by splitting in two. An amoeba which does so every minute is placed in a jar at exactly ten o'clock in the morning. At 12:00 noon the jar is full. At what time is the jar half full?

There is a clerk in a butcher shop that is 6 foot 5 inches tall, wears size 15 sneakers, and really loves to eat steak. What does he weigh?

A farmer had seventeen sheep, all but nine died, how many did he have left?

A plane is flying from Canada to America and it crashes on the border. What side will the survivors be buried on?

In California you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?

If you only had 1 match and were in a dark room with a candle, a woodstove and a gas lamp, which do you light first?

Which is correct:
A: The Second Millennium began Jan. 1, 2000.
B: The Second Millennium will begin Jan. 1, 2001.

Answers Below!

Two planes leave Chicago and New York at the same time. Assume a 1000 mile distance. The east bound plane travels 240 miles per hour but due to headwinds the west bound plane can only make 80 miles per hour. When they meet, which is nearest to Chicago?

Neither. When they meet they will be equally near.

Take 2 apples from 3 apples and what have you got?

2 apples.

How many of each animal did Moses take on the Ark?

Moses didn't take any animals onto the Ark. Noah did.

Amoebas reproduce by splitting in two. An amoeba which does so every minute is placed in a jar at exactly ten o'clock in the morning. At 12:00 noon the jar is full. At what time is the jar half full?

11:59

There is a clerk in a butcher shop that is 6 foot 5 inches tall, wears size 15 sneakers, and really loves to eat steak. What does he weigh?

A clerk in a butcher shop weighs meat.

A farmer had seventeen sheep, all but nine died, how many did he have left?

9

A plane is flying from Canada to America and it crashes on the border. What side will the survivors be buried on?

Survivors are still alive, they aren't buried.

In California, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?

You can't take pictures with a wooden leg. You need a camera to take pictures.

If you only had 1 match and were in a dark room with a candle, a woodstove and a gas lamp, which do you light first?

The match.

Which is correct:
A: The Second Millennium began Jan. 1, 2000.
B: The Second Millennium will begin Jan. 1, 2001.

Neither is correct. The Second Millennium began Jan. 1, 1001.

Score Key

# Correct
Your Rating

0 Sorry to say, but you're an idiot..
1-2 Give it another try. You can do better.
3-4 I hope you don't embarrass yourself with that score.
5-6 Congratulations! You're average.
7-8 Way to go. You're smarter than the average Joe!
9 You just need a genius to get the last answer for you
10 You are the genius.



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