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| What is the eleven letter word that all Yale graduates spell incorrectly? >>> incorrectly <<< If someone finds an old coin bearing the date 47 BC and offers to sell it to you for one dollar how much would you pay? >>> One dollar. <<< In the United States is it legal for a man to marry his widow's sister? >>> No. If he has a widow, then the man is dead and cannot legally marry anyone. <<< How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet by four feet? >>> There is no dirt in a hole. <<< How many months have 30 days in them? >>> 11 months. All the months except February have 30 days in them. <<< A bottle and a cork together cost $1.05. The bottle costs $1.00 more than the cork. How much does each cost? >>> The bottle costs $1.25 and the cork costs $0.25. <<< Which is correct - eight and eight IS fifteen or eight and eight ARE fifteen? >>> Neither is correct. Eight and eight equals SIXTEEN. <<< A 10 foot rope ladder hangs over the side of a boat with the bottom rung at the surface of the water. There is one foot between rungs and the tide goes up at the rate of 6 inches per hour. How long until three rungs are covered? >>> The rungs will never be covered because the boat rises with the tide. <<< Mr. and Mrs. Smith have six daughters and each daughter has one brother. How many people in the family? >>> 9 family members total. 6 daughters, 1 brother, Mr. Smith and Mrs. Smith. <<< Two fathers and two sons each shot a duck and none of them shot the same duck. Only three ducks were shot. Why? >>> There is a Grandfather, Father and Son. The grandfather is father of the Father and the Father is the father of the son. The Father is the son of the Grandfather and the Son is the son of the Father. Thus, there are two fathers and sons, but only three people. <<< We all know there are 12 one-cent stamps in a dozen, but how many two-cent stamps are there in a dozen? >>> 12. <<< Two planes leave Chicago and New York at the same time. Assume a 1000 mile distance. The east bound plane travels 240 miles per hour but due to headwinds the west bound plane can only make 80 miles per hour. When they meet, which is nearest to Chicago? >>> Neither will be nearer. When they meet they will be at the same place. <<< |
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