Why Email Is Like A Penis

Why email is like a penis

10. Those who have it would be devastated if it was ever cut off.

9. Those who have it think that those who don't are somehow inferior.

8. Those who don't have it may agree that it's neat, but think it's not

worth the fuss that those who have it make about it.

7. Many of those who don't have it would like to try it, a phenomenon

psychologists call "E-mail Envy,"

6. It's more fun when it's up, but this makes it hard to get any real work done.

5. In the distant past, its only purpose was to transmit information vital

to the survival of the species. Some people think that's the only thing it

should be used for, but most folks today use it mostly for fun.

4. If you don't take proper precautions, it can spread viruses.

3. We attach an importance to it that is far greater than its actual size

and influence warrant.

2. If you're not careful what you do with it, it can get you into a lot

of trouble.

And the number one reason Why E-mail is Like a Penis...

1. If you play with it too much, you'll go blind.



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