An eight year old boy comes home from school and says "Daddy! Daddy!
What is the difference between a pussy and a cunt?" The dad says, "No, I
cant tell you that! You're too young!" The son goes, "NO I'm not daddy!
Please tell me." So the father says alright and takes the boy into the
bedroom. When they walk into the room, the boys mother is fast asleep.
So the dad pulls back the covers, and like always, the mother is lying
there without any panties on. The father points in between her legs and
says, "You see that? That's a pussy!" The son asks, "Oooo! Can I pat
it?" The father reply's, "NO! You'll wake up the cunt!" |
